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Personal: +/-10 [november 18 edition]
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+10 for October 17
close call All Night, Damien "Jr. Gong" Marley f. Ziggy Marley
Favorite song from the Jamrock cd ^_^
close call Original Fire, Audioslave
Bye
+10 SexyBack, Justin Timberlake
album - futuresex/lovesounds / weeks on - 8 / peak - 2
Maybe...maybe he should have left SexyBack out longer....
+09 Hurt, Christina Aguilera
album - back to basics / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9
Damn you Floria! Making a goregous, well shot and well edited video makes this dumb ass ballad all the more tolerable. Damn damn damn >_<
+08 Get Myself Into It, The Rapture
album - pieces of the people that we love? / weeks on - 2 / peak - 8
Dear Madonna and Tranny: watch this video. Study this video. This is how to do a video in a roller rink.
+07 Fidelity, Regina Spektor
album - dunno / weeks on - 1 / peak - 7
I kept forgetting this video, which is original in execution and style. And Regina is a cutey and with Fiona taking a break, she'll do.
+06 Here It Goes Again, OK Go
album - oh no / weeks on - 8 / peak - 1
How sad is it that it now slowly treadmills backwards out of the countdown. It should survive for another week or two.
+05 Welcome To The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
album - the black parade / weeks on - 2 / peak - 5
Not thrilled about the song just yet, but can't deny the pretty of the video
+04 Gone Daddy Gone, Gnarls Barkley
album - st. elsewhere / weeks on - 3 / peak - 4
Creepy creepy insects with a good song ^_^
+03 Maneater, Nelly Furtado
album - loose / weeks on - 5 / peak - 3
And she continues to spin towards the top. Still not crazy over the video or the random use of fire, but it doesn't affect the song.
+02 Love Like Winter, AFL
album - decemberunderground / weeks on - 3 / peak - 2
Can Davey and the boys make the climb to #1? Yes, probably next week even. How pretty for the Goth kids!
+01 Call Me When Your Sober, Evanescence
album - the open door / weeks on - 8 / peak - 1
Doubt it can hold on for another week. But don't be too surprised if I'm too lazy and keep them there.
And now... -10 for October 17
close call Love Me Or Hate Me, Lady Soverign
Oi. Annoying bint.
close call Kiss The Girl, Ashley Tinsdale & that song the Jonas Brothers ruin.
What Disney was thinking with these two covers to celebrate The Little Mermaid release must have involves mountains of crack. She can't sing and they made Ursula's song sound weaker than I recall in the movie.
-10 So Excited, Janet Jackson
album - 20 years old / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 9
Still not falling for her titty show in order to be convinced this song is anything other than ****.
-09 My Love, Justin Timberlake f. T.I.
album - futuresex/lovesounds / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 9
So we start with beatboxing and Justin and Timba giving air handjobs. Then we switch to Drunken Camera Man from "Speed Of Sound" with an appearance by Diddy's choreography. The **** is that "dancing" they do? And why does his lady have a run in her hose? And why does T.I. have a rubber band on his arm? And why is she trying to remove it with her heel? Funniest video of the year right here.
-08 Nothing In The World, Paris Hilton
album - paris / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 5
Damn me liking this song for letting the video falling backwards rather than being a threat for the worst video of the year.
-07 Long Way 2 Go, Cassie
album - cassie / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 7
Little Miss Can't Sing keeps attempting to walk her way to the worst video of the week.
-06 Tell Me Baby, Red Hot Chilli Peppers
album - stadium arcadium / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 6
New video please. One that isn't as ****** prefered.
-05 Chain Hang Low, Jibbs
album - jibbs featuring jibbs / weeks on - 8 / worst spot - 1
Apparently he was once an aspiring boxer. I think he'd be much better at that than "rapping."
-04 S.E.X., Lyfe Jennings
album - the phoenix / weeks on - 8/ worst spot - 3
Look, you went down one spot. Good fo you, Mr. PSA.
-03 Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have With Her Clothes On, Panic! At The Disco
album - a fever you can't sweat out / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 3
Still hate this popus bastards. If the Backstreet Boys had more quitar, they'd be Panic!.
(now has vision of Wendy suddenly appearing and going MIKAL ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMS! BSB IS SO COOLER THAN PANIC, ARMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I kid cuz I can )
-02 About Us, Brooke Hogan f. Paul Wall
album - undiscovered / weeks on - 8/ worst spot - 1
Odds she undersells compared to, say, Vanessa Hugens?
-01 Come Back To Me, Vanessa Hugens
album - v / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 1
First your outsold by Paris and Jessica. Now you're the worst video of the weeks. Suck to be you, doesn't it?
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No comments this week
+10 for October 25
close call Irreplaceable, Beyonce
close call Out Loud, Mindy Smith
+10 When You Were Young, The Killers
album - sam's town / weeks on - 3 / peak - 8
+09 Here It Goes Again, OK Go
album - oh no / weeks on - 9 / peak - 1
+08 Gone Daddy Gone, Gnarls Barkley
album - st. elsewhere / weeks on - 4 / peak - 4
+07 Get Myself Into It, The Rapture
album - pieces of the people that we love? / weeks on - 3 / peak - 7
+06 Hurt, Christina Aguilera
album - back to basics / weeks on - 2 / peak - 6
+05 Maneater, Nelly Furtado
album - loose / weeks on - 6 / peak - 3
+04 Fidelity, Regina Spektor
album - dunno / weeks on - 2 / peak - 4
+03 Welcome To The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
album - the black parade / weeks on - 3 / peak - 3
+02 Call Me When Your Sober, Evanescence
album - the open door / weeks on - 9 / peak - 1
+01 Love Like Winter, AFL
album - decemberunderground / weeks on - 4 / peak - 1
And now... -10 for October 17
close call Love Me Or Hate Me, Lady Soverign
close call S.E.X., Lyfe Jennings
-10 Tell Me Baby, Red Hot Chilli Peppers
album - stadium arcadium / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 6
-09 lost without you, robin thicke
album - the return, resurection, resomething of robin thicke / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 9
-08 Chain Hang Low, Jibbs
album - jibbs featuring jibbs / weeks on - 9 / worst spot - 1
-07 Fergalicious, Fergie
album - the dutchess / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 7
-06 My Love, Justin Timberlake f. T.I.
album - futuresex/lovesounds / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 6
-05 So Excited, Janet Jackson
album - 20 years old / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 5
-04 Long Way 2 Go, Cassie
album - cassie / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 4
-03 About Us, Brooke Hogan f. Paul Wall
album - undiscovered / weeks on - 9/ worst spot - 1
-02 Come Back To Me, Vanessa Hugens
album - v / weeks on - 6 / worst spot - 2
-01 Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have With Her Clothes On, Panic! At The Disco
album - a fever you can't sweat out / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 1
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+10 for November 1
close call Here It Goes Again, OK Go
close call Out Loud, Mindy Smith
+10 Goodbye My Lover, James Blunt
album - back to bedlam / weeks on - 1 / peak - 10
And if this was the Top 20, he'd be on Week 11 or some such. Is it Mischa Barton playing the skinn trollop he singing about?
+09 Irreplaceable, Beyonce
album - b'day / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9
Two strikes, then an actual hit. Much props for not appearing to be psychotic in the video.
+08 Maneater, Nelly Furtado
album - loose / weeks on - 7 / peak - 3
+07 Bones, The Killers
album - sam's town / weeks on - 1 / peak - 7
Yay Tim Burton videos ^_^
+06 Get Myself Into It, The Rapture
album - pieces of the people that we love / weeks on - 4 / peak - 6
+05 Hurt, Christina Aguilera
album - back to basics / weeks on - 3 / peak - 5
+04 Call Me When Your Sober, Evanescence
album - the open door / weeks on - 10 / peak - 1
+03 Fidelity, Regina Spektor
album - begin to wonder? / weeks on - 3 / peak - 3
+03 Welcome To The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
album - the black parade / weeks on - 4 / peak - 2
+01 Love Like Winter, AFL
album - decemberunderground / weeks on - 5 / peak - 1
And now... -10 for November 1
close call Tell Me, Diddy f. Christina Aguilera
close call Love Me Or Hate Me, Lady Soverign
-10 Red High Heels, Kellie Pickler
album - small town girl / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 10
Um...and why did anyone sign her? Like ever? Carriebot 0.5!
-09 Chain Hang Low, Jibbs
album - jibbs featuring jibbs / weeks on - 10 / worst spot - 1
-08 lost without you, robin thicke
album - the return of robin thicke / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 8
Look Jordan Knight, we rejected you after you gave it to us. And then did a Prince cover. Why did you think comming back with your balls in a press would wor....oh, this is Robin? The guy with Jesus Hair and awesomeness? Looking slimy and yucky and in pain and rather just icky? And fantacising about some dumb girl who can strip on command? Nope, this is Jordan Knight co-opting a name.
-07 About Us, Brooke Hogan f. Paul Wall
album - undiscovered / weeks on - 10 / worst spot - 1
Just wanna say HA HA HA! YOU SOLD LESS THAN HANNAH MONTANA, PARIS HILTON, TRANNY AND VANESSA HUDGENS. Daddy din't have enough cash, apparently.
-06 Fergalicious, Fergie
album - the dutchess / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 6
As whatshisname on The Soup said, Fergie has made everything I love about candy, girl scouts, girls in exercize clothes, chola girls, stripper cakes, and lace, and made them corrupted and yucky. And she needs to bathe off the OrangeGlo, she's too covered in ****.
-05 My Love, Justin Timberlake f. T.I.
album - futuresex/lovesounds / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 5
-04 Long Way 2 Go, Cassie
album - cassie / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 4
-03 So Excited, Janet Jackson
album - 20 years old / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 3
Why do I see Janet's "O" face constantly. Put clothes on, stop eating strawberries, keep JD away, put the cothes ON, stop ******* and just let Khia rap. Her 4 bars are better than whatever you're whispering for the other 4 minutes of hell.
-02 Come Back To Me, Vanessa Hugens
album - v / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 2
-01 Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have With Her Clothes On, Panic! At The Disco
album - a fever you can't sweat out / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 1
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+ 7/10 (yes, it is Mischa)
- (as in also don't like) 6/10, but all but one of the remaining I've never heard
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Sorry for the two-week break, yo :-p
+10 for November 15
close call U & Ur Hand, Pink
close call Out Loud, Mindy Smith
+10 Sista Big Bones, Anthony Hamilton
album - ain't nobody worryin' / weeks on - 1 / peak - 10
I keep foregting this video is out, love it a lot!
+09 Daydreamin, Lupe Fiasco f. Jill Scott
album - lupe fiasco's somethingorother / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9
The song is ****, but Jill Scott and dancing toys give it just enough to make it a positive thing.
+08 Irreplaceable, Beyonce
album - b'day / weeks on - 3 / peak - 8
+07 Goodbye My Lover, James Blunt
album - back to bedlam / weeks on - 3 / peak - 7
+06 Hurt, Christina Aguilera
album - back to basics / weeks on - 5 / peak - 5
+05 Bones, The Killers
album - sam's town / weeks on - 3 / peak - 5
+04 Get Myself Into It, The Rapture
album - pieces of the people that we love / weeks on - 6 / peak - 4
Fully aware there is a new video. And one day maybe I'll see it.
+03 Love Like Winter, AFL
album - decemberunderground / weeks on - 7 / peak - 1
+02 Welcome To The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
album - the black parade / weeks on - 6 / peak - 2
+01 Fidelity, Regina Spektor
album - begin to hope / weeks on - 5 / peak - 1
Such a weird, yet cute, video ^_^
And now...Some Bloodshed and a LOT of debuts this week
-10 for November 15
close call Tell Me, Diddy f. Christina Aguilera
close call Promises, Ciara
-10 Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have With Her Clothes On, Panic! At The Disco
album - a fever you can't sweat out / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 1
-09 Smack That, Akon f. Eminem
album - konvicted / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 9
So Em...was "Shake That" too subtile? And Akon, while you can produce and aren't the most annoying rapper out right now, why exactly must we have a Women As Walking Asses conecpt for a song. And why the hell is Eric Roberts here? Didn't we put him in cold storage after his intro to R's Melodrama in the 2005 VMAs?
-08 Tu Amor, RBD
album - re...negades? / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 8
Is RBD Spanish for S Club 7? Or Hear'say? Its like a British Build-A-Band, but done in reverse since they let the guys sing. And they don't get it that guys don't sing when women are involved in a vocal quintet built group.
-07 Lost Without You, Robin Thicke
album - the return of robin thicke / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 7
Wake up, Thicke! Some poseur is using your name and making you sound like a kitten.
-06 Come Back To Me, Vanessa Hugens
album - v / weeks on - 9 / worst spot - 2
Consider yourself very very VERY lucky there's a lot worse videos out young lady.
-05 Wind It Up, Gwen Stefani
album - the sweet escape / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 5
THE **** IS THIS? Seriously Gwen, I want to love you, but when you retread on the same Neptunes beat but with Pharrell making galloping noises and steal music from The Sound Of Music, it has to stop somewhere. And it clearly did not stop on that wig of yours or the Harajuku Nordic Girls. Or the nonsense with the gate. Or that fabric. Or pretty much anything you wore. Sophie Muller, I am very disappointed you did not smack the hell out of Gwen when she pitched this High School Nightmare.
-04 The Saints Are Coming, U2 and Green Day
album - for my sanity, there better not be one / weeks on - 1/ worst spot - 4
OK: I do believe in charity. But not here. First U2 and Green Day, thanks for waking up and noticing that New Orleans turned into Atlantis for a few days last August and deciding that only the combined forces of Bone's ego and Billie Joe's chipmunk cheeks could save them. But, as I said, your well over a year late. And then deciding that the real terrorist is apparently water and having the military "liberate" New Orleans from the evil menace of Lake Ponchatrane and then having military planes and **** flying about in the video footage belittles whatever you were planning on doing. As does the "parade" with the tanks. Yes, not as seen on tv, but done by two pompous arrogant assholes of bands that should know better.
U2 already can suck it, but Green Day is definitly on my "do not buy" list for this atrocity on taste and sanity.
-03 My Love, Justin Timberlake f. T.I.
album - futuresex/lovesounds / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 5
Justin, no #1 for you, since Fergie, Gwen and U2 decided to be more sucky than you.
-02 Fergalicious, Fergie
album - the dutchess / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 6
New complaints: (1) Why are they promoting and passing around a SAMSUNG MP3 PLAYER WITH BUILT IN SPEAKER SO YOU CAN LET EVERYONE HEAR THIS CRAP? (2) Why is Rosario Dawson a dancer in this video with a SAMSUNG MP3 PLAYER WITH BUILT IN SPEAKER SO YOU CAN LET EVERYONE HEAR THIS CRAP? and finally (30 why the ****ing hell is Fergie bathing in cake? With that one dancer from Ain't No Other Man who sorta looks like a man?
-01 So Excited, Janet Jackson
album - 20 years old / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 1
Congrats Janet. Now PUT YOUR TITTIES AWAY!
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Originally posted by Mikal
+09 Daydreamin, Lupe Fiasco f. Jill Scott
album - lupe fiasco's somethingorother / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9
The song is ****, but Jill Scott and dancing toys give it just enough to make it a positive thing.
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You disgust me. And you put BLUNT over this? That's just sick.
By the way, the song title for the song with that atrocity of a video is "The Saints Are Coming".
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Originally posted by Ryan
You disgust me. And you put BLUNT over this? That's just sick.
By the way, the song title for the song with that atrocity of a video is "The Saints Are Coming".
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I just caught my error over The Atrocity, as well as my mistake in analysis. It's supposed to be the MILITARY can save New Orleans and liberate it from the terror that is water.
Sigh. What the hell is wrong with Bono.
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Sista Big Bones on your ****down makes it immediately good, but Promise should not be one of the minuses
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Originally posted by Mikal
-01 So Excited, Janet Jackson
album - 20 years old / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 1
Congrats Janet. Now PUT YOUR TITTIES AWAY!
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But her titties are nice and round
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Lets Plus/Minus the AMAs, shall we?
+10 AMA-style
+10 Mary J Blige's Performance
While I could never decide if Mary J's pants just ended at her nipples or if that was just an odd as hell belt, and her choice in space-set hooker boots is questionable with an outfit rich Vail women ski in, you gotta hand it to her. Mary just rocks the hell out of her songs live. As an added bonus, the Mary Todd Lincoln braid took a well deserved night off.
+09 Kirk Franklin's speech.
How did he and his gospel choir not win for "Stomp"? Anyways, I liked his speech, if only cuz it echoed his **** mistake and how he wants to lead a good life he can be proud of. Good on him, I say.
+08 The Hilarity of The Pussycat Dolls
"Buttons" vocally was rather good. "Buttons" visually was hysterical. The brunette falling off her chair and doing the gyrations on the ground, the confusions of the blondes, the fact that Carmit still looks like a tranny, the bizareness of the African American just appearing magically on the ground instead of walking down a flight of steps obstacle course. Nicole must be dying of laughter of this.
+07 Lionel Ritchie doing "All Night Long"
HEY JAMBO JAMBO! Now, I'll buy your boring sounding album if you somehow forcefeed your daughter a ham sammich and make her swallow it and not throw it up.
+06 Pat Boone shot
No, I don't know why 50s crooner Pat Boone was there. If that was him. But the random shot of him during the All Night Long section of the night made me play Where's Waldo for the rest of the hour.
+05 Snow Patrol Performance
Loved how different it sounds when sang in the natural accents of Northern Ireland. Love it more that the did the original damn version rather than the molested radio/video/Grey's edit.
+04 Dixie Chicks Performance
Firstly, I loved it cuz Carrie Underwood gave good bitchface rather than clapping at the end. Secondly, I love "Easy Silence" and it was an excellent rendition of it. Thirdly, its fun to thumb a nose at those who still hate them cuz they opened their mouths (and shoved their foot in, maybe?)
+03 Jay-Z's performance
This moved up after Akon's perf, since Jay sounded excellent and his less-clothed dancers came off more Vegas than ho.
+02 Beyonce's performance
True, Beyonce doesn't need 12 guitarists, 3 keyboardists, several drummers and a triangle player in her super woman band, but the performance was low key (for her) and rather sane. She looked good as well, even with the too much wind machine use. Excellent job Sasha.
+01 Jimmy Kimmel
Probably the best thing of the night. Jokes worked, his KFed skit was well done and perfectly placed with Britney Of The Long Hair, his Kanye joke was killer, the Baby Flav was predictable but still funny. Jimmy is probably one of the better hosts of an award show I've seen in a while.
And...
-10 AMAs
-10 The Death of Clothing
When PCD look stylish, there's a problem. Sharon Stone showed some hard nipples, Keysha Cole looked like a kabuki biker, Gavin Rossdale apparently skipped the Mrs. perf to go fix his car (more on her idiotcy later), The Game's bandaid tribute to Nelly made no sense, Nicole Ritchie looked lighter than before rehab, Ashlee Simpson is now officially the third Olsen Twin, Katherine McPhee came dressed as a space alien (sans her boots, which Mary J stole) and Beyonce changed clothes 5 times for no reason.
-09 Invasion of the Disney Body Snatchers
Admit it. You though High School Musical won a pyramid when The Cheeta Girls (sans Raven-Symone, since she's not a size 4) came out to present Pop Album. And Billy Ray, I'm glad to see your hair coloring and yes Mylie is the only reason you get to go anywhere, but you need to send that 14 year old back to her room without supper. And since when are Aly & AJ "Inspirtional"? I mean, we know they are psychotically insane evangelicals (well, the evangelicals are a rumor but their parents are bonkers) but since when is my guilty pleasure "Chemicals React" about Jesus?
-08 Soul/R&B Male Nominees
Ne-Yo. Chris Brown. Jamie Foxx. What the ****ing hell happened to r&b?
-07 Botched Dancing
Besides the Brunette tumbling down a chair, we had Nordic Harajukus and KFed Clones botching steps and dropping keys, bizarre hand motions meant for emoting, strippers unable to cover their asses when they hang upside down and lots of mistimed steps. Good comedy, bad show.
-06 Akon's Mess of a Performance
Three songs in two minutes and Snoop is there for three bars? And all he mostly does is throw paper confetti at poorly made strippers? Why are there 27 guys and 6 women? Why is there a pole dancer who clearly needs to work on the pole some more? Why does Akon sound like he's younger than Jibbs? And who decided that should close the show?
-05 Fall Out Boys Performance
Was that a song? I heard screaming, what I think was grunting, more screaming, then Penis Boy taking about how this was for the guys who can't dance. Extra neg to Babyface. If you produced that mess, I hope you closed up shop. Then again, FOB always sounds like **** live, so this was a weird misstep on the AMAs part.
-04 Nelly Furtado's performance
This is sad. I personally love "Say It Right" and yet this was a complete mess. Considering the light play and lack of video love from MTV, this was needed to excell to help the song. Instead, it sounded like Nelly was the space alien with the loudness of the backing track, while featuring a guy who either suffered from Tourettes or was a replacement for Timba. Nelly hun, love ya but didn't like this perf. Or your incessant need for that damn blunt bang look.
-03 Rascal Flatts performance
While considering this is one of the better perfs from them, the big ole lead singer can. not. sing. And what's worse, he was extra pudgy and squeezed in tight ass jeans. Tight enough to make me blind from the sight of his moose knuckles. Seriously, if you a tad on the pudge side, looser jeans are fine. Your balls will thank you.
P.S. You are not now nor will you ever be a rock band. Stop trying. Thanks.
-02 Gwen Stefani's performance
Speaking of blunt bangs, Gwen needs to set that wig on fire. This is definitly not a song to be done live, since Gwen really can't sing all that well. The drummers on the spinny stage were good, the Nordic Harajuku Girls and the KFed Clones were not. And if what Gwen was wearing was from her fashion line, then Gavin was right in fixing his car.
-01 Carrie Underwood's outfit
How is what Carrie wore worse than Gwen, Rascal or FOB? She wore formal shorts. Under some emo wedding dress. And showed everyone she was wearing it. I watched the opening with my parent and my mom yelled "What the **** is that" when she saw them. Considering Carrie looks as mean as a wet puppy, I think the next time he cheats, he can't sit with her at the cool kids table. Especially when she has her man-hating formal shorts on.
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****ing awesome countdown
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Thanks for regina Spektor, she is my absolute favourite.
It's real love
It's really real
It's real love
It's really real
10/10
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Oh Gwen.
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Hello again
+10 for January 11
close call Hood Boy, Fantasia
close call Runaway Love, Ludacris f. Mary J. Blige
+10 I Think We're Alone Now, Girls Aloud
album - the sound of girls aloud / weeks on - 1 / peak - 10
Gawd damn it. Why the hell release a ****** single and then do a brill video with it. Ay yi yi. And finally they all look pretty!
+09 Settlin', Sugarland
album - enjoy the ride / weeks on - 1 / peak - 9
Spin set spin! Jennifer so pretty, the guy looks hysterical, and we have a spinning stage. Yay ^_^
+08 Rock Steady, All Saints
album - studio 1 / weeks on - 1 / peak - 8
So I'm behind. Shut it, bad good girls robbing a bank is always brilliant to watch.
+07 Somethin' Kinda Ooooh, Girls Aloud
album - the sound of girls aloud / weeks on - 1 / peak - 7
Flip ITWAN for SKO. Possibly their best song ever with three ****** videos jammed together. And whover told Nicola she looked good in an outfit and lipstick that makes her look like a zombie lied. And should die. But Sarah looked extra fine, which might just be a miracle.
+06 Say It Right, Nelly Furtado
album - loose / weeks on - 2 / peak - 6
Consider yourself warned, missy, that SIR is a strong enough song to survive your ****** ****** bangs.
+05 Love Like Winter, AFI
album - decemberunderground / weeks on - 9 / peak - 1
+04 Anna Molly, Incubs
album - will tell ya later / weeks on - 1 / peak - 4
Simple video for them, no?
+03 Lovelight, Robbie Williams
album - rudebox / weeks on - 1 / peak - 3
Robbie does a George Michael video and works rather well. I sorta wish the video was like the one I imagined for the song - take Kate Moss' Nikea commercial and replace Robbie innit with some woman he can cavort with, but I like the Womens Section Only style of it.
+02 Red On A Rose, Alan Jackson
album - red on a rose / weeks on - 1 / peak - 2
There's something charming about this video, that goes for sexy through simple images rather than bash you on the head with scantily clad women.
+01 God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash
album - america v / weeks on - 1 / peak - 1
This will take awhile to fall from the top.
And now...Some ****. Ya Miss It?
-10 for January 11
close call Easy, Sugababes
close call All Good Things (Must Come To An End), Nelly Furtado
-10 The Saints Are Coming, U2 and Green Day
album - u218 / weeks on - 3/ worst spot - 2
You very lucky that no one played it for a long damn time. Otherwise, you'd be still at 2.
-09 A Moment Like This, Leona
album - XFactor Person / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 9
So the winner of Not Pop Idol gets Kelly's coronation song. And the singing isn't ear-cringing bad. But when you appear to have edited Kelly out of her video and replaced her with a karaoke impression of her, even down to the winning footage, you get smacked.
-08 The Sweet Escape, Gwen Stefani
album - the sweet escape / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 8
So, how does Gwen get a second video on the **** side. Well, it could be due to the horrendus decision to have ****** curly bangs - that barely worked in Cool. It could be the Rapunzel sequence, although I should praise her for stealing Mary J Blige's Mary Todd Lincoln extension for it. It could be for Akon showing his no talent ass. But, in the end, it's due to her pulling a Fergie. MAKE SURE TO GET A SLURPEE AT 7-11, YA'LL WHILE YOU RIDE IN YOUR NEW CHEVY!
-07 Wait A Minute, Pussycat Dolls f. Timbaland
album - pcd / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 7
So, I was wrong about there being a tranny in the Pussycat Dolls. Looking at this video, there appear to be really 6 trannys. Jessica would be proud. And why stalk Timba, it's not like he told you to dress like bad KGB spies that can't hide their salamis.
-06 How To Save A Life, The Fray
album - how to save a life / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 6
Either people are playing dead to avoid a killer light blub or they think their words at us all "Minority Report" style. Either way, two ****ed up clips for a ****ed up song from a ****ing ****** band that is only popular due to a ****** medical soap opera.
-05 From Yesterday, 30 Seconds To Mars
album - a beautiful lie / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 5
Why is this 13 minute video of Jared Leto pretending he can sing and rock here? Because it's a pretentious 13 minute video in China with Jared Leto pretending her can sing and rock.
-04 Fergalicious, Fergie
album - the dutchess / weeks on - 4 / worst spot - 1
Still ****. Still confusing. Still needs to die. And now can slowly fall down.
-03 Truely Madly Deeply, Cascada
album - no idea / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 3
Have you seen this? Who said to Cascada (the dj? the blonde girl?) that the blonde girl should dress like she was in Flashdance and steal a bunch of ballerinas in bad outfits and set the whole dance version of a sappy ballad in 1984. Lord, a nightmare of almost Eurovision proportion!
*note to self: Cascada as Netherlands' Eurovision entry. ****** clothes, ****** dancing and a ****** song would let Amsterdam host the damn thing in 2008!*
-02 Walk Away, Paula DeAnda
album - who gives a **** / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 2
How about you strut your vain self, thinkin you so hot some dumbass will remember you, right back to Houston and run the tricks that you had to have done in order to get Baby bash to produce you.
-01 Wind It Up, Gwen Stefani
album - the sweet escape / weeks on - 3 / worst spot - 1
Congrats, your bastardization of "The Sound Of Music" is the shittiest video of the week. And with "The Sweet Escape" we could have a very ****** top two from the Platinum Wig very soon. Huzzah!
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At least someone else has realized the error of the people's ways concerning The Fray.
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