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Discussion: Have your parents ever caught you having sex/jacking off?
Member Since: 5/14/2009
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My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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Member Since: 4/7/2009
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The real question is, has anyones parents found their cumrag laying around the house/room?
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Member Since: 6/26/2010
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My parents no but I think my brother has caught me jacking off
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Member Since: 7/21/2007
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Nope.
And They Never Will !!
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Member Since: 10/8/2009
Posts: 35,527
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Originally posted by mp2k
the real question is, has anyones parents found their cumrag laying around the house/room?
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please tell me this has happened to someone else.
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Member Since: 5/7/2009
Posts: 53,753
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nope
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Member Since: 11/5/2009
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Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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Member Since: 2/11/2008
Posts: 10,964
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I wasn't caught by my parents, but by my friend's parents... We were 3 out of 5 friends and had this "great" idea of having a threesome... we went to one of my friend's house and we did it... and like 1 hour after her parents arrived to the house and started calling her name, we we're laughing very loud, didn't hear; they heard the laughings and entered to the room and saw the three of us in the bed... the rest, well y'all know.
j/k. I have never been caught jacking off, and I'm a virgin.
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Member Since: 3/5/2011
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Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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This whole post
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Member Since: 12/1/2010
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No, but the other day my mom found my bag full of condoms and lube. She asked me if I was having "anal sex."
I will remain a virgin in her eyes until she has the sense to sense the obvious
Should be interesting
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Member Since: 6/28/2009
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Originally posted by beyoncefan1
LOL nope also too slick to get caught. No one bothers me in the shower, when they out or at night so I'm good.
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If you take too long then they'll knock on your door wondering what you're doing. Totally kills the mood.
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Member Since: 4/23/2010
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Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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Sis you cracked me **** up
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Member Since: 7/21/2007
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Originally posted by Knix
I've never done either of those sexual acts.
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Yea Right !!
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Member Since: 12/16/2008
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Almost but not caught by my parents, it was my brother
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Member Since: 4/7/2009
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Originally posted by PopBoi
please tell me this has happened to someone else.
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I didn't bring it up for no reason.
And one time I got caught watching **** from my stepfather but he didn't say anything because he watches **** too (yet he doesn't know that me and my brothers know). And one other time I was watching gay **** and had it on full screen, my stepfather walked in and saw, but luckily it was a zoomed in rimming scene and he couldn't quite tell.
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Member Since: 10/26/2010
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Although i am pure, I've caught my aunt having sex with one of her boyfriends and mind you i was only 12 or 13. I'd been watched over for the week since my mother had went out of town and i was being 'watched' but only within a few hours was it that i'd been hearing my aunt squeal funny things so i'd have to check on her being the hero of a 12 yr old i was and i peaked saw a big dick sliding out and ran for cover.
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Member Since: 4/23/2010
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I've never been caught. I'm extra precautious. I only got dicked down TWICE in my bedroom and I have my keys to lock it up. If ever **** happened, the plan was to make the dick supplier go out by the window. 5nd floor or not, he would have found a way to deal.
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Member Since: 6/25/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by iLays
My big brother caught my ex lubing up his dick and my brother whooped his ass omg i can't even.
My mom opened up my mail and saw my Thugmart.Com Catalog We had a 'talk'.
Im sure tha whole house clocked my **** when i was watching this epic ass ****. When i watch **** i get off from tha HD Quality,i like to see every detail of tha pussyhole and tha **** along with tha amazing moans that really get me off, so i connect my external to my 32 inch and watch it on tv. So what happened was,i have these wireless headphones right,and i wear them when im watching tha **** so tha moans can be loud a **** in my ear,im here for that. So im over here flippin thru scenes and movies for like and hour and a half,cuz i can never just watch 1 scene,im picky as ****. So i finally get my nut,and i take off tha headphones and tha moaning is still loud as ****. So im like damn i must have tha volume in tha headphones on to tha max cuz this **** sound like it's in my face,so i go to flip tha switch off tha headphones...and them bitches ain't even on! All that time i was watching that **** with tha loud ass moans coming from tha TV loud as **** and i JUST KNOW everyone heard it. I was so scared to even leave my room in tha morning cuz i thought someone would say something
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Oh god.
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Member Since: 6/1/2011
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i sleep with my little bro in the same room he's 14....
and my parenths room is next to ours
and i've ****ed several times in my room with my brother sleeping in the same room and my parents sleeping in the next room and they had never caught me
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Member Since: 5/28/2010
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iLays story.....I CAN'T
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