Pia Toscano—let's go there, shall we? She's singing Jordin Sparks cast-offs so bland that they actually have her frolicking on a beach in the video, à la Heidi Montag's "Higher." And who honestly thinks she's so gorgeous? Her face is, like, 50% nose. I don't know why Simon Fuller is trying to make that mess happen. I'm awarding her a big fat 10.
