[Fraser]

Well I tried

You: Hey over there
Stranger: hey
You: Please forgive me if I'm coming on too strong
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: i'm m
You: You can kiss me like Madonna kissed Britney
Stranger: i would love to kiss you a little lower...
You: Just put your lips together and blow
Stranger: do you have facebook?
You: Yes
Stranger: can you send me to add you?
You: https://www.facebook.com/britneyspears
Stranger: i see what you did here
You:
You: if you want to know me better, you have to treat me right
Stranger: well, you were the first to talk "dirty"
You: talking about dirrty
You: you should buy legend x's new single let there be love
Stranger: why? do you consider it dirty?
You: well, i would consider a song with the lyric "yeah like that, hit the right spot making my eyes roll back" dirty enough
Stranger: that's true
You: you can get it here if you want
You: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lo...on/id571725689
You: it's track 6
You: it's pretty hot tbh
You: plus she's naked on the cover
You: with a lotus covering her lotus
Stranger: yeah, it is a little bit explicit
You: but who isn't explicit nowdays tbh
You: we woman have to empower ourselfs today and get together
You: *women
You: and if that means we have to be a little explicit then so what you know
Stranger has disconnected.

[cats&fashion]

[BlazingLovatic]

Wow, Heart Attack is such a smash

[Kala]

Stranger: Hi... 22 M

You: Hi

You: What do you think of Selegend Godmez?

Stranger: she's a *****

You: BITCH SAY WHAT

You: YOUR BETTER REPENT

You: *YOU

Stranger has disconnected.

I don't even understand it.

[umich]

Originally posted by cats&fashion

SCREAMING!!!!

[Fraser]

Originally posted by cats&fashion

[BlazingLovatic]

[Samuel]

Stranger: asl
You: Hi, I'll show my **** if you buy the legendary album Teenage Dream by the iconic Katy Perry aka the Female MJ.
Stranger: 19 us F
You: Oh, ok I'll show my dick.
Stranger: heymyy Camnm goott so daaarrk onheere buut is ook at my BIog
Stranger: jessykitten.tumblr.com
Stranger: riiightt cliick on the BIog to coopyy iit
Stranger: mmmhmgoo to my BIog so we caan caaamnm?
You: I haven't got time for your ridiculous typing, have you bought the record of the century Teenage Dream or not?
Stranger: cya on my BIog

I'm still not sure if she's bought the album of the millenium yet

[umich]

Stranger: Hi

You: Have you purchased "Wide Awake" on iTunes?

Stranger: ?

You: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/wi...07?i=507778684

Stranger: Who is this?

You: Katy Perrisus

Stranger: The preview sounds great! I might buy it.

You: Awesome. You can also purchase her entire discography here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/k...rry/id64387566

Stranger: What's in it for me?

You: Ear candy

Stranger has disconnected

[getback]

Stranger: Hai
You: hai
Stranger: whats up? c:
You: do you like Ciara?
Stranger: wut
You: CIARA. The Princess of Crunk&B
Stranger: OOOH
Stranger: idk who that is :3
Stranger: i'll look it up though
You: awesome
You: you can preorder her new album on iTunes
You: www.smarturl.it/ciara
Stranger: do you like SWS?
You: what's that?
Stranger: sleeping with sirens
You: I sleep with Ciara music
Stranger: hahaha
You: you should buy her latest #1 single Body Party now
Stranger: ok cx
Stranger: well...im gonna go, byeee
Stranger has disconnected.

[Samuel]

You: Hello do you like Katy Perry?
Stranger: ya m or f
You: YASSSSSSS WHAT'S YOUR FAVE SONG BY THE FLAWLESS KATYSUS CHRIST?
Stranger: m or f
You: ANSWER ME HOE
Stranger: im a guy
You: ME TOO WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG BY THE LEGENDARY KATY PERRY?
Stranger has disconnected.

Probably Peacock

[NotTonightTho]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You: Do you like Ke$ha?
Stranger: I don't know who that is

Welp

[umich]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
What is your favorite Katy Perry song?

Stranger 2: the last one from her first album **** i cant remember the name

Stranger 1: i like her

Stranger 1: i lick her

Stranger2: I remember now. It's Domino

[Chill Bill]

Stranger: hii whatss up ???
You: nm
You: what do u think of bruno mars?
Stranger: girl /// 18 /// Omaha
Stranger: nothinggg Omg im sO bOred
You: you don't think anything of him?
Stranger: i'm in a wh!tee b0otyy shOrt
You: what about kanye west? do you like kanye west?
You: he's a genius, you know.
You: the voice of a generation.

You: what do u think of bruno mars?
Stranger: hes a little monkey
You: that he is.
You: he wrote a song called 'gorilla'
You: it's on his latest album, unorthodox jukebox, which by the way, is hella tight
Stranger has disconnected.

[NotTonightTho]

Originally posted by umichgrad07

I actually can't

[Rule the World]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: HEY
Stranger: 10f
You: What
Stranger: im 10 years old and im a female
You: oh cool
You: who is your fave singer
Stranger: i have a lotof favorite singers
You: Do you like Selena Gomez
Stranger: yes
You: STAN
You: What's your favorite song of hers
Stranger: when your ready come and get it
You: na na na
Stranger: the song
You: Gonna love you for life
You: I aint leaving your side
You: even if you knock it aint no way to stop it
You: you have good taste
Stranger: so do you
You: do you like Miley Cyrus
Stranger: yes
You have disconnected.

[Meredy]

You: Do you like the ultimate songbird supreme, Legendriah Carey?
Stranger: Hey stranger!
Stranger: And, what?
You: Buy her latest single on iTunes, #Beautiful
Stranger: What ?
You: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MARIAH CAREY SONG?
You: answer me you ****
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW MARIAH CAREY!
You: WERE YOU DROPPED AS A CHILD
You: DID YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?
Stranger: WHAT XD?
You: YOU DON'T KNOW MARIAH CAREY IS?
Stranger: No
You: GO TO YOUTUBE AND LISTEN TO WE BELONG TOGETHER
Stranger: I will look for it
You: Buy #Beautiful on iTunes and you'll get a $5 from your account
You: Where do you live?
You: What country?
Stranger: Israel ... Wbu?
You: Mariah Carey has a perfect song for you, it is a song for Lord Jesus Christ called Fly Like a Bird
You: You don't know who Mariah Carey is. I hope Iran throws a bomb at your face.
Stranger: I don't believe at Jesus
You: Who do you believe in?
You: Do you know Madonna?
You: Rihanna?
You: Ke$ha?
Stranger: I believe at god... And yes I know them
You: AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MARIAH IS?
You: Ke$ha is not more global than Legendriah
You: Israel is a wack country
You: NOMADS
You: GO BACK TO THE DESERT
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I think I know... She is like a Torah character?

[Penk]

Only person that actually stayed when I mentioned P!nk.

http://logs.omegle.com/a2bda41

[Samuel]

Originally posted by umichgrad07

[umich]

Stranger: Hi
You: Have you bought Teenage Dream?
Stranger: No, are you a girl?
You: No. Have you bought Katy's latest smash single "Wide Awake?" It's about her ex-husband and her BF Rihanna
Stranger has disconnected.