YAY THE FIRST SHOW.
Absolute TRL Redux: Introductions and First songs
[The AbsoluteTRL Theme Song plays in the background]
Omnipotent Voice: WELCOME TO THE 'AbsoluteTRL REDUX GAME!' WELCOME THE HOST OF THE SHOW! CHRIS!
Chris: Hello, and welcome to the first ever redux on AbsoluteTRL. I wanted to start this because I think reduxes are fun and... ATRL needs them. Because they're fun. Now, this game is going to work like American Idol... and since you all should know how that works, I don't need to explain it!
You've already met our judges in the first post, so let's ask them what they think!
Paris, what do you think about the contestants this season?
Paris: Well, Chris... I think that another one of my special tapes is going to be in order for some of them. They're all totally hot. I think there's going to be at least 4 More nights in Paris!
Chris: Uh. Thank you Paris! I don't think that's necessary, let's move on. Now, Simon, who do you think has the best chance of winning this year?
Simon: Well, it is a bit soon to tell, but I certainly have a few options. I think the girls have a good chance, but we'll have to let the AbsoluteTRL viewers decide!
Chris: Very true, Simon! Now, Sarah, I know we don't have any vampires on set, but I know that you have some singing experience. Do you think that you are qualified enough to know what the people like?
Sarah: Of course! I think that I have a great ear for music, Chris. And my shoes are totally in style!
Chris: Definitely! Now, let's introduce this season's contestants!
[The contestants all walk out and the audience cheers wildly]
OK Audience shut up.
Now, our first performance tonight is going to be...
CHRISTINA MILIAN!
She is going to be singing "Shake It Off" by Mariah Carey!
[audience Cheers and then Christina enters the stage]
[Christina sings]
Chris: Let's see what our judges have to say!
Paris: Wow! What a HOT way to start off the show. Those clothes are so fabulous! And you're dancing was very seductive. You have a great body, work it girl!
Simon: While I agree with Paris (in everything she said) I will have to say that wasn't the best song choice.
[Audience BOOS]
Simon: Well, I must say that choosing such a currently popular song is a bit risky, and you sounded pretty decent. You gave it your own flair, and you weren't whispery like Mariah gets to be, but I still think you could have done a little better. At least you didn't pick a song with too much range like many of mariah's older songs.
Sarah: I certainly enjoyed it! I do agree that it was a risky choice, but I think you worked it out!
Chris: Great job Christina! How do you think you did?
Christina Milian: Well Chris, I hope that the viewers will agree with the judges and pick ME to be the next ATRL Idol!
Chris: That's great! Well if you think that CHRISTINA MILIAN is deserves to go to the next round, follow the procedures I will outline at the END OF THE SHOW to put her on top! And now it's time for our next contestant!
And the next contestant is....
BEYONCE! She will be singing Vision of Love by Mariah Carey. Yes, Mariah Carey was a very popular choice for this show, THREE people chose to sing a song by her!
[Beyonce walks out and the crowd cheers]
[Beyonce waves to everyone and sings her song]
Paris: Wow, that performance was HOT too! I have a feeling tonight is going to be really hot. Hot. Hot. Hot! You look sexy tonight too.
Simon: I think that performance was pretty good until you got to some of the super-rangey parts. I thought you had a hard time reaching a few of the notes, but you still managed to put on a sexy and vocally good performance! Yet another good contestant. Great.
Sarah: I will have to agree... with Simon. In fact, I think that Paris is just a little obsessed with the word Hot. But nevertheless, it WAS in fact a good vocal, but I noticed you were stretching yourself a few times with the really high parts toward the end. You look fabulous tonight though.
Chris: Wow, already two great performances! Will the next people be able to match up? Find out, after this commercial break!
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