[iHype.]

Granted, but the Ke$ha music video was so dirty it was banned from being played online and on TV.

I wish Lil Kim made a comeback.

[TiKToK]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Granted, but the Ke$ha music video was so dirty it was banned from being played online and on TV.

I wish Lil Kim made a comeback.

Granted, but she is then killed when Nicki Minaj's pink Bentley runs over her

I wish hip hop and RnB was still as successful as it was in circa-2003-2006

[Hugamari]

Originally posted by TiKToK

Granted, but she is then killed when Nicki Minaj's pink Bentley runs over her

I wish hip hop and RnB was still as successful as it was in circa-2003-2006

Yay! Ke$ha's first single flopped and she was dropped by her label for not being "radio friendly" enough.

I wish I knew how to use Tumblr.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by TiKToK

Granted, but she is then killed when Nicki Minaj's pink Bentley runs over her

I wish hip hop and RnB was still as successful as it was in circa-2003-2006

Granted, but then artists like Kreayshawn, Khia, and Soulja Boy top the charts all through the era.


I wish I had every pair of Nike shoes.

[Hugamari]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Granted, but then artists like Kreayshawn, Khia, and Soulja Boy top the charts all through the era.


I wish I had every pair of Nike shoes.

"On this week's episode of Hoarders: Buried Alive..."

I wish I knew why my cat was meowing.

[superben]

You became the cat and found out it was constantly meowing because it knew it was about to die.

I wish Katy Perry had 6 #1's singles and broke MJ' record.

[Mimie]

Granted, but Legend X breaks the new record.

I wish the person below me would buy Lotus on iTunes.

[Dancehall]

He does but then kills you.

I wish Doc wasn't racist.

[(Cole)]

Originally posted by superben

You became the cat and found out it was constantly meowing because it knew it was about to die.

I wish Katy Perry had 6 #1's singles and broke MJ' record.

Granted, but she dies and gets the 6th number one because of pity sales. Then she's forgotten when some no name artist breaks the record with 7 number ones.

I wish I could meet the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

EDIT: Granted. But then an assassin from the NAACP didn't get the memo, so he kills him anyway.

[iHype.]

Granted, but then he eats you.

I wish I had the iPhone 5.

[theo.]

Granted, but the screen is broken badly, the 4g never works, and the apps all cause epileptic flashes of light that cause everyone around you and you yourself to have seizures.

I wish I could make some friends.

[Hugamari]

Originally posted by theoyella jukebox

Granted, but the screen is broken badly.

I wish I could make friends.

"A scientist has just been taken into custody for discovering how to make humans. The CIA are interrogating him now."

And look at my thread booming.

I wish more people would realize how flawless this game is.

[Dancehall]

Wow, weird how you wished that and everyone stopped posting.

Granted, but the thread gets sexual and locked shortly after.

I wish Zayn had a sex tape leak.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Dancehall Queen

Wow, weird how you wished that and everyone stopped posting.

Granted, but the thread gets sexual and locked shortly after.

I wish Zayn had a sex tape leak.

Granted, but you find out his junk is smaller than a baby's.

I wish I had a dog.

[TiKToK]

Granted, but then it is also killed when it is ran over by Nicki Minaj's pink Bentley

I wish Die Young would go #1

[iHype.]

Granted, but then it becomes her last #1 and all her singles after for her career flop.

I wish I had a new pair of Nike's.

[Hugamari]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Granted, but then it becomes her last #1 and all her singles after for her career flop.

I wish I had a new pair of Nike's.

Hey! What's that dangling on that telephone post? I...I think I see a check mark on it. And is that a prince tag?! Wow! Those must be brand new Nike's up there!

I wish I understood what was being said in the K-Pop songs I listened to without looking at translation videos.

[Celebrate]

now globally, transa ears will translate the song, so when u listen to a song you'll understand the meaning of the song at the cost of the quality of the song remains the same

I do wish then us radio will play these "foreign languege' songs on radio like Gangnam style

[DripDrip]

You will get to hear J-Pop but it WILL only be Gangnam Style, the Beck G Remix in Chinese


I wish I could have sex with a guy named Juan

[Poe Dameron]

Originally posted by team zune XD

now globally, transa ears will translate the song, so when u listen to a song you'll understand the meaning of the song at the cost of the quality of the song remains the same

I do wish then us radio will play these "foreign languege' songs on radio like Gangnam style

Granted but no one likes them so they flop


I wish I had a boyfriend