[ChapStick]

she released her first single, produced by dr. luke, titled "on my iPhone 5."

[Ripedie254]

But then she discovered a song called Part of Me (now on iTunes) and it mde her take out all of her anger. She was so relieved that she pooped her pants

[Mr.Marvelous]

And got a boobjob

[Haus_of_Will]

Racheal took her anger out on the people posting shameless song promotions in this thread.

[lancelovesgaga]

her boyfriend dumped her

[Doc]

Even though she had just been cured from HIV, she still stayed promiscuous; "F*ck who you want to f*ck who you like" is her motto.

[Drais.]

Which caused her to get herpes

[Haus_of_Will]

She then went to the club to spread her disease to the world.

[Evun]

But everyone was at home listening to 21.

[Haus_of_Will]

Racheal stood alone, twerking on a lone pole in the center of the room.

[lancelovesgaga]

Listening to 21 while dancing

[ChapStick]

suddenly, her fairy godmother (will smith in drag) appeared...

[Haus_of_Will]

He would grant her a wish if she stuck something in her mouth.

[Owl]

and gave her 1 million copies of Biophilia.(which would count on Billboard)

[Evun]

Originally posted by ChapStick

suddenly, her fairy godmother (will smith in drag) appeared...

She told Nicki to stop with the costumes.

[Lyzz the Monster]

But Nicki slapped her and told her she didnt give a ****

[Ripedie254]

Her godmother gave her 5 copies of bionic, and she was so pissed that she pooped in her god others shoes

[Haus_of_Will]

She used the array of CD's as coasters for her Dollar Tree beer.

[lancelovesgaga]

The next morning she woke up broke & told her friend billy to become a gay **** star. They planned on living in a house with each other, Billy promised to pay the rent & bills with his pay.

[Owl]

and then she met Björk, pestered her for four days, and got her ass whooped.