Member Since: 6/15/2012
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My second victim was even bigger than the first
Pop star, icon, the whole works
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst upon the scene
And seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad, it hurts
It irked me and made me mad at first
I lashed out through my songs but what was really goin’ on
Was that I had developed a crush
I just didn’t know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons
Of footage of me impalin’ myself on an elephant tusk?
We’ll settle this once and for all, I’ma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell like, “Hello, my love
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up”
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I’ll share my Valium with you ‘cause I’m feelin’ you, Britney
I’ll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
I’ve been feelin’ you, ooh, ooh girl, you sexy little gal
You hold that pill any longer it’ll get sentimental value
Come on, toots, give me the Valium alleyoop
I’ll slam dunk it in your mouth ‘til you puke
And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup
I’m ‘bout to make a new outfit out of you
New outfit? ****, I’ll make a suit out of you
Shoot, now show me how you move, baby, do how ya do
Yeah baby, do that dance
It’s the last dance you’ll ever get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you ain’t ever gonna break that glass
The windshield’s too strong for you
I said, yeah baby, sing that song
It’s the last song you’ll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin’ to me? Same song and dance
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Eminem wtf?
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