The European eshop updates at 2pm (or 12pm idr) - or it did with Pokemon Snap. But if it's coming in the morning, then neither of those times are the case here. There's a specific time for eshop updates, but they can choose - particularly on a game as big as this - when to upload it. Particularly if they wanna do a simultaneous release; explaining why its not out in Aus rn.
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I'll wait for the HQ before judging whatever that is.
