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Welcome to the finale of I Love Money: ATRL Edition, Season 1!
It has been a long road! God damn! Look how far we've come. This has been the best tournament ever if you think about it! Not really. Before we continue with results, I want to give a shout out to my crew that has helped this game run smoothly ( ). I could have done it without you all but it would have been a terrible experience and I'm very glad I had you all to help shape the "game" and it definitely benefitted from having almost all of you be a part of it.
- Zune: Yes, you were on a self-requested ban for a large part of the tournament. But you somehow still managed to be the fastest responding judge every single time (after those first few rounds, but I don't even remember those so let's not). Thank you for co-hosting this with me, I appreciate you!
- Kitt: Kitty my lady! You are such a flawless member. I appreciate you signing up to play this game, quitting, then threatening to ignore me if I didn't let you back in, and then signing on as a judge and laughing with me at all the fumes. You're hilarious, very sweet, and I appreciate you!
- Dylan: I can't remember, but you are good tbh ! Let me win Survivor! Read that post about the song I dedicated to you in Survivor (another of the many challenges I did. not. win.) if you want the mushy gushy stuff. I appreciate you!
- Zaid: You were also here!
- Matty, Charlie, and Scene: You all played integral parts in select moments of this tournament, and I appreciate you all! So are you a judge or not, Charlie?
And now a note to each of the contestants! But first, just a small note, I don't remember the beginning of this tournament in the slightest. I can't even be bothered to use those beautiful quick links in the second post of the thread. BUT, I remember all three of you.
- Adumb: You're a seriously cool cat. I don't know how you ended up on ATRL or why you put up with this place, but people enjoy your presence. I know it's hard to be runner-up in every tournament, but the fact that you made it this far should make you proud! Don't give up! I'm not saying you didn't win, I just know you get down on yourself because you don't feel like you will. It's still a toss-up, I haven't even written my comments yet. Good luck! Thank you for participating!
- Dick, Llewwwwwwellyn, whatever. You are super funny! Your entries impressed me from Round 1 (according to my notes, I don't remember) and I appreciate how much effort you put into this tournament. This tournament will not be the end of our engagement! We are still to be married and I will sing you country songs with a Southern accent until I'm six feet under. Please don't kidnap Katy! Or do and leak Prism! I wish you the best of luck! Thank you for participating!
- NICKIMINAJ (I refuse to acknowledge your horrendous new username): one of my very favorites from the very first pages of this tournament (I DO remember that), you never disappointed me (that may be a lie, I can't remember every round.) You are so creative, and I was hoping that you'd win Charm School. But second place is WAY better than first (I will shove my fist up your ass until the day I die, pika!) and we will always have that bond. I wish you luck going into this finale, hope you won't be disappointed if you lose, and I thank you for participating!
Who else can I give a shout-out to? All the rejects? Nah.
(insert Zune promo for Season 2 here)
Let's talk about what the winner wins. A 6-month ATRL+ subscription, the opportunity to judge future seasons of I Love Money, and my children (I don't know how many there are, we're still trying to get an official tally from my baby mommas).
Now, the judges comments! Coming in a few, I still have to write mine.
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