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Discussion: Stories from middle/high school
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Originally posted by Diarrhoea
One of my friends died last week.
At first everyone thought it was suicide so we were all sad, but it turns out he was choking himself with a tie while masturbating, and it all went horribly wrong.
My school is a mess, but nothing will ever top this.
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Originally posted by Diarrhoea
One of my friends died last week.
At first everyone thought it was suicide so we were all sad, but it turns out he was choking himself with a tie while masturbating, and it all went horribly wrong.
My school is a mess, but nothing will ever top this.
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Originally posted by Ciel
For my 8th grade class trip we went to Knotts Berry Farm & since I went to a private school my class was REALLY small. We ended up getting a couple rooms at this motel/hotel and since there were only four boys in my grade including myself , we shared a room with two beds. I honestly didn't really talk with any of the three except for one who I considered one of my good friends and I even had a crush on him at one point (he payed me dust though ) but I still had an OK relationship with the other two. So after we had all went out and had dinner, we came back to our room to settle down because we had to get up early to get to the amusement park. So when we all finally winded down and figured out who was sleeping with who  , we got in our beds are started going to sleep. Randomly though, I started hearing this weird noise and the guy I liked the most was running around making them. So we all kinda were wondering what was going on and he was trying to show us how he could
do this thrust movement to make his privates hit against his stomach in order to make this slap sound which he thought was so funny 
. So then he proceeded to trying to get everyone to run around with him and do it too and one of the guys did while the other one just laughed at them and so then they went the extra mile by putting it in our faces . I wasn't having any of it though and got annoyed and then they told me to get used to it because boys in high school do stuff like this all the time  . After that it became our inside thing and they would always bring it up to bother me.... if it had happened today though . After we graduated and went on to high school I ended up talking to one of them again and he quickly told me that his Dad said that I was gay and I was like  & we ended up never talking again .
His Dad didn't lie though!  |
 
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One time during Latin class in 10th grade, we watched Troy. During the movie, there was a sex scene in the movie and the Teacher ended up blushing and booked it to the fast forward button.
Also during 10th grade, a football player died in a car crash on the way to school. A lot of students went home early and the school was half empty after hearing the news.
There were two foodfights in my middle school cafeteria during 7th grade. After one of those foodfights, they made ALL the seventh graders stay in their homeroom class that day.
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I saw some chick eating a girl out in the girls bathroom in 8th grade. I got into a fight that same year with someone who was telling people I was a lesbian and got ISS. Freshman year my best friend gave some dude a blow job in the backseat of his car in the school parking lotwhile me and the dudes friend sat against the bumper in awkward silence
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HOW DARE WE SIT QUIETLY?!?
AND WATCH THE WORLD PASS US BY-Y-Y 
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Originally posted by Slim Shady
Eighth grade..
When me and two of my friends accidentally made a kid ride his bike in front of bus and almost die  |
Since this thread still is happening I'll just bump my post..
This is probably my favorite story from middle school ngl 
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My high school wasn't super interesting and I didn't really pay attention to the drama.
I had a Spanish teacher in 9th grade who inexplicably vanished/stopped reporting to work within a month of the school year starting. I still to this day don't know if she just quit or if something happened to her we don't know about. Anyway, the class got a replacement teacher who was hard to understand and could not be authoritative and discipline the students at all. I literally learned nothing the entire year and it was a complete joke. She liked me because I was one of the few students who never gave her **** and respected her. But God, it was a mess. Students would literally take the decorative piņatas off the ceiling and start smashing them.
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In high school one of my friends was the school **** everyone knew her and I heard some of her stories. I would see her after school and ask her what she was up to and she would say she was waiting for a guy to hookup with. It wasnt a one time thing, like I literally would see her after school multiple times and that would be her answer. She would sometimes hookup in the band room since there was no one there after school or just give them a blowjob. There was also that lesbihonenst moment she had with a friend in the school . She was a MESS but I dont want to get into the specifics IDK if I should say the MESSIEST one
edit:**** it heres one of the messy ones. She used Icantbelieveitsnotbutter as lube one time
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Originally posted by OnikaSlays
This is a fight story but it wasn't me fighting so I guess it's allowed.
So there was a basketball tournament at my school in the 7th grade and me and all my friends were just sitting in the bleachers having fun. Then all of a sudden my friend got up and her boyfriend left behind her. After a few minutes 2 people went outside. Every other minute one of my friends would leave. So I eventually go outside to check on everyone and they're all hiding on the side of the gym watching something. So I lean over and see my friend sucking her boyfriend's dick behind the gym. After she was done her came on her and they started walking off and when I tell you we ran, we ****ing RAN. They end up coming back into the gym and it was awkward as hell. Then one of my friends said, "Ew you got *** in your edges". So my friend's boyfriend got a chair and hit him in the head. He ended up getting expelled and coming back the year after. |
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Originally posted by DancingShoes
I was in 10th grade in a college class called Study Skills. Somehow, we ended up on the subject of assassinated presidents and the teacher busted out crying over JFK. When a student asked him what was wrong, he yelled at us to "get the **** out, you idiots" even though still had an hour left of class. We had a sub for the rest of the year.
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Originally posted by Mellark
I remember one time in Algebra my teacher was singing this song about the Quadratic Formula (WTF?) and then we had to sing it (it was like Pop Goes them Weasel?) then when it got to the Pop Goes Them Weasel instead he said 'POP goes them TITTIES!' and it was a mess. |
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Originally posted by OnikaSlays
Bitch was giving top for the flamin' hot. |
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Originally posted by Alongoria13
A girl tried to kill herself with a pencil sharpener TWICE |
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Originally posted by DevonDreams
In high school there was this gay senior who pretended to be a girl to sext a bunch of guys. He ended up using the photos as blackmail to make the guys do sexual things with him. I guess one guy was fed up with swallowing so he called the police and the gay guy got expelled and we never saw him again. |
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Originally posted by Poxy
He then convinced himself he was gay sophomore year and would shove markers up his butt to make sure "he was." He would make out with his closest straight male friend and then came to the conclusion he wasn't.
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Originally posted by Ryanicorn
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In 6th grade this girl in my class got caught diddling her skittle by another teacher, so she brouught her back to the class, and made our teacher talk to her outside, and all we heard was the teacher yell "HEATHER WHAT WERE YOU DOING!!! YOU'RE UNCLEAN DOWN THERE!!" 
This guy had a poop fetish and would play with his own ****, and apparantly carried it in his own pocket one day and it fell out his pocket in the library and the librarian screamed and he got expelled
This girl pissed herself in class
This other girl tried to cough over a fart but messed up her timing and farted AFTER the cough and this guy was like "...who just farted?"and she got really defensive and was like "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR ****ING BUSINESS???"
This guy in our class who was bi, was giving some guy a handjob under the desk while his ex girlfriend and her friend shielded them
This guy in 6th grade also died to gang related stuff...
In 8th grade, I had a book where it had all my crushes and **** and the class opened it and read it while I was in the bathroom. I was so embarrassed But I ended up wearing a homemade pride shirt the next school day and I ended up getting in trouble because it was "sexually explicit" 
High School:
These two special ed kids got caught nuttin' in the bathroom
This guy who was a preacher and was "homophobic" got caught giving a Britney Jean to this freshman in the bathroom and got expelled He got caught two more times after they let him come back the next year but no one told administration he was just dragged RUTHLESSLY
This girl got caught giving throat MULTIPLE times, and even gave it to a senior who payed her 5 bucks
This big bitch that looked like precious fell down the steps and it made a loud ass noise that sounded like someone dropped a piano
This girl fought this trans girl and ended up knocking her wig off, and someone grabbed it and ran around with it
This girl got her nudes exposed and she fought the girl who did it after school and threw her into the bus and kept slamming her head on the tire
We had a MASSIVE food fight and someone threw milk in the face of one of the security guards right before he sprayed mace and the security guard went CRAZY and body slammed the girl on her head Someone ended up throwing a chair at the lunch ladies too
There was this guy named Vincent who went to our school and he was OBSESSED with me and this other guy. Vincent messaged me on Facebook one night and told me how hot he thought I was and that he wanted to hang out and "do stuff" so, I politely declined and he started giving me some sob story about how no one liked him and all this other stuff. Then messaged me a week later telling me about how he likes this other guy who told him hes "straight" and he told me his name, and I eventually added the other guy on Facebook and messaged him, and he told me how he told Vincent he was straight because he wouldn't leave him alone, and that he was secretly bi. Long story short we ended up dating and Vincent SEETHED and ended up stalking us and asking if he could watch us have sex or join in He sent me a dick pic too After I broke up with the other guy, he tried messaging me again asking if I'd hang out with him and I ended up blocking him
A year after that he murdered both of his parents and now he's in jail. I guess I dodged that bullet
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Originally posted by Ryanicorn
In 6th grade this girl in my class got caught diddling her skittle by another teacher, so she brouught her back to the class, and made our teacher talk to her outside, and all we heard was the teacher yell "HEATHER WHAT WERE YOU DOING!!! YOU'RE UNCLEAN DOWN THERE!!"
This guy had a poop fetish and would play with his own ****, and apparantly carried it in his own pocket one day and it fell out his pocket in the library and the librarian screamed and he got expelled
This girl pissed herself in class
This other girl tried to cough over a fart but messed up her timing and farted AFTER the cough and this guy was like "...who just farted?"and she got really defensive and was like "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR ****ING BUSINESS???"
This guy in our class who was bi, was giving some guy a handjob under the desk while his ex girlfriend and her friend shielded them
This guy in 6th grade also died to gang related stuff...
In 8th grade, I had a book where it had all my crushes and **** and the class opened it and read it while I was in the bathroom. I was so embarrassed But I ended up wearing a homemade pride shirt the next school day and I ended up getting in trouble because it was "sexually explicit"
High School:
These two special ed kids got caught nuttin' in the bathroom
This guy who was a preacher and was "homophobic" got caught giving a Britney Jean to this freshman in the bathroom and got expelled He got caught two more times after they let him come back the next year but no one told administration he was just dragged RUTHLESSLY
This girl got caught giving throat MULTIPLE times, and even gave it to a senior who payed her 5 bucks
This big bitch that looked like precious fell down the steps and it made a loud ass noise that sounded like someone dropped a piano
This girl fought this trans girl and ended up knocking her wig off, and someone grabbed it and ran around with it
This girl got her nudes exposed and she fought the girl who did it after school and threw her into the bus and kept slamming her head on the tire
We had a MASSIVE food fight and someone threw milk in the face of one of the security guards right before he sprayed mace and the security guard went CRAZY and body slammed the girl on her head Someone ended up throwing a chair at the lunch ladies too
There was this guy named Vincent who went to our school and he was OBSESSED with me and this other guy. Vincent messaged me on Facebook one night and told me how hot he thought I was and that he wanted to hang out and "do stuff" so, I politely declined and he started giving me some sob story about how no one liked him and all this other stuff. Then messaged me a week later telling me about how he likes this other guy who told him hes "straight" and he told me his name, and I ended eventually added the other guy on Facebook and messaged him, and he told me how he told Vincent he was straight because he wouldn't leave him alone, and that he was secretly bi. Long story short we ended up dating and Vincent SEETHED and ended up stalking us and asking if he could watch us have sex or join in He sent me a dick pic too After I broke up with the other guy, he tried messaging me again asking if I'd hang out with and I ended up blocking him
A year after that he murdered both of his parents and now he's in jail. I guess I dodged that bullet
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did you go to school in detroit like damn.....
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oh my what a cool thread
i've posted this a few times but here we go
freshmen year there was a dodge ball tournament between seniors that was in the gym, and it was getting really out of hand. the balls were flying into the crowd, and hitting people, and one even hit an older teacher in the face our principal got a mic and told everyone that it needed to stop, because it wasn't safe, and everyone started booing at her, and our vice principal got really mad, and got the mic and SCREAMED at all of us, and he called us selfish and spoiled, and then let us leave school early which wasn't really a punishment.
dodge ball is now banned at our school, and was replaced by a teacher vs seniors basketball game
sophomore year i got suspended for 3 days for sneaking out of a hotel with some friends on a class trip, we were going to a drug store to get food/drinks, and a cop saw us, and told us he needed to "take us in" and we explained to him the situation, and he drove us back the hotel, and made us explain everything to the teachers who were asleep in their hotel rooms at the time
juniors year a group of kids on the freshmen football team were arrested during school for beating up a kid in the locker room after practice, the kids were released to their parents, and forced to leave school, but later they dropped the charges because the doctor said the injuries were not sever enough to press charges, and the kid later admitted to lying about some of the injuries
senior there was a bomb threat, which isn't a big deal to most schools, but it was the year scandal at our school, whoever did it, got away with it to, because they STILL don't know. one of my friends moms works for the school, and he told him that the principal tried to cover it up and sweep it under the rug. back to the bomb threat, one of my friends made a joke about it on snapchat, and he sent it to his then girl friend and she turned him in to a teacher, and the police pulled him aside for questioning, and said he would of been expelled if it wasn't so close to graduation
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Omg yass these story threads are the best! I have a few tbh.
In 7th grade, I was bullying this kid so bad to the point where he hated coming to school, so during lunch one day he ran up to me and smashed my face into a table and chipped my front tooth, and I was too much of a ***** back then to do anything about it kiiii
In 8th grade, me and a few of my friends got suspended for smoking weed on our school's nature trail, which was super stupid tbh
During 11th grade, my friend & I were running on the nature trail for gym and towards the end of it, we saw 2 of our classmates laying in the grass naked & about to have sex. It was the FUNNIEST thing ever!!
Ohhh & a few years ago this 7th grader (she was LITERALLY 12) took a video of herself shoving a nail polish bottle up her cooch & in the video, a couple black beads fell out of her & no one knew what it was everyone bullied the **** outta her for the longest time but now she's fine. It was such a mess tho
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Originally posted by Ryanicorn
There was this guy named Vincent who went to our school and he was OBSESSED with me and this other guy. Vincent messaged me on Facebook one night and told me how hot he thought I was and that he wanted to hang out and "do stuff" so, I politely declined and he started giving me some sob story about how no one liked him and all this other stuff. Then messaged me a week later telling me about how he likes this other guy who told him hes "straight" and he told me his name, and I ended eventually added the other guy on Facebook and messaged him, and he told me how he told Vincent he was straight because he wouldn't leave him alone, and that he was secretly bi. Long story short we ended up dating and Vincent SEETHED and ended up stalking us and asking if he could watch us have sex or join in He sent me a dick pic too After I broke up with the other guy, he tried messaging me again asking if I'd hang out with and I ended up blocking him
A year after that he murdered both of his parents and now he's in jail. I guess I dodged that bullet
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Originally posted by kgeezy310
did you go to school in detroit like damn.....
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Why was this warned?
And mess, in Virginia which is probably just as bad
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Originally posted by Can't_M!ss_This
2 guys killed themselves within a few months Freshman year in High School. Everybody was looking at me like I'd be next but I wasn't going to share the suicide spotlight with other people.
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Why did this kill me
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Originally posted by Bey_Rihstan
This Guy from my summer school was such a hoe that he had to have an intervention at the Trisha Show
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Where's this episode? 
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