Let me tell you something about Katy Perry
We were best friends a couple of years ago.
I know right? It's so embarrassing.
I don't even.. Whatever. So then in 2010 I won my first grammy, it was totally shiny and amazing. And Katy got like weirdly jealous of me. Like when I would keep winning them, she'd be like "**** you". One time she even tried to sneak into my house and steal them. and I'd be like why are you so OBSESSED with my awards? So then for this birthday party I was like "Katy, I can't invite you, because you haven't won any Grammys and I think you'll try to take them from the artists that are attending" I mean I couldn't have a critically panned artist at my party! Lorde, Jay Z, Justin and many other respected artists were gonna be here. I mean right? She was a loser. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at me, it was so retarded. And then I dropped 1989 and killed her career, and no kids would listen to her anymore.
She tried to comeback with "this is how we do" but no one really cared, and now I guess she's a flop.
Let me tell you something about Katy Perry
We were best friends a couple of years ago.
I know right? It's so embarrassing.
I don't even.. Whatever. So then in 2010 I won my first grammy, it was totally shiny and amazing. And Katy got like weirdly jealous of me. Like when I would keep winning them, she'd be like "**** you". One time she even tried to sneak into my house and steal them. and I'd be like why are you so OBSESSED with my awards? So then for this birthday party I was like "Katy, I can't invite you, because you haven't won any Grammys and I think you'll try to take them from the artists that are attending" I mean I couldn't have a critically panned artist at my party! Lorde, Jay Z, Justin and many other respected artists were gonna be here. I mean right? She was a loser. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at me, it was so retarded. And then I dropped 1989 and killed her career, and no kids would listen to her anymore.
She tried to comeback with "this is how we do" but no one really cared, and now I guess she's a flop.
The fact that I was just watching Mean Girls a little while ago