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Discussion: MEGARATE: UK #1s, 2000-2012 (The final!)
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Originally posted by jinzo
An artist who has more than one single in the rate gets punched out today.
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Jessie J
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My Excel spreadsheet and JessieJHeartbeat's votes disagree.
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Excited for this to continue.
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Both (I can't believe they have two  ) of the Pussycat Doll's singles are already overperforming. I won't have this.
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Originally posted by Jdella11
Both (I can't believe they have two ) of the Pussycat Doll's singles are already overperforming. I won't have this. |
I kind of like "Stickwitu." Is that bad?
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Shall we continue? This first elimination is absolutely disgraceful.
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120. Frankee- FURB (**** You Right Back) (4.513)
Highest score: 10 x3 (jinzo, MP2K, Regina George)
Lowest score: 0 x11 (  )
An unflattering picture of QUEEN Frankee:
Having come straight off the back of 4 weeks at #1 with Eamon's **** It (I Don't Want You Back), Queen Frankee came back for WIGS with 3 weeks at #1 herself. Representing the girls better than Bayonse ever could, Frankee brings gender equality further a decade or two with inspiring lyrics like:
**** all those nights I moaned real loud
**** it, I faked it, aren't you proud
**** all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Jinzo's verdict: 10
Ya'll are KIDDING me with this dust paid to the Queen. Like, really. Jessie J is still here.
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Not interesting. 
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**** ATRL, **** those eleven 0's and definitely **** Jessie J!
This song is trash genius. I should have bumped up my 9.5 to a 10.
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119. Alexandra Burke ft. Laza Morgan- Start Without You (4.551)
Highest score: 10 x4 (jinzo, Ace Reject, JDella11, superben)
Lowest score: 0 x5 (CrazyCat, airbornE, Glassheart, Cassiopeia, strangergab)
An unflattering picture of Alexandra Burke:
This RedOne reggae summer SMASH was released right at the end of August. However, it was leaked all the way back in June 2011, apparently by "two little boys in Germany, on work experience". Those 2 little boys are now arguably more relevant than Alexandra Burke's career in 2012.
Jinzo's verdict: 10
OH, HERE I GO, DRIP DROPPIN WAY DOWN LOW
Are ya'll on crack? Obvious 10. Go cry to Adele a bit more.
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118. Katie Melua ft. Eva Cassidy- What A Wonderful World (4.628)
Highest score: 10 x1 (superben)
Lowest score: 0 x4 (madonnas, strangergab, Glassheart, VJoker)
An unflattering picture of Katie Melua:
What A Wonderful World was duetted by a now-dead Eva Cassidy using an existing recording. It's a cover of the classic by Louis Armstrong. It's also absolutely terrible in comparison, and the most interesting thing anyone knows about Katie Melua is that there's a picture where her face is next to a foot. I've posted it above.
Jinzo's verdict: 0.5
The extra .5 was given for the kii of finding that ratchet foot picture. The most boring song in th....zzzzzz
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Sorry, but RedOne doing reggae does not work. There are elements of "Start Without You" that I enjoy, but the overall effect is just cheese.
I tried to like "What a Wonderful World," but it was impossible. What a terribly bland, uninteresting cover.
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118. Katy Perry- Domino (4.628)
Highest score: 10 x3 (strangergab, boyamama, Kool_Aid_King)
Lowest score: 0 x8 (Stevie, madonnas, Green, Cassiopeia, Glassheart, adrianbeane, Sporefan, Konichiwa)
A flattering picture of Jessie J:
In an interview with MTV Buzzworthy, Ms. Cornish says of the song:
"People have heard 'Domino' and said ' it's nothing like you.'"
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Jinzo's verdict: 4
Mediocrity at it's finest. It would be a 7 or an 8 by any other singer. A fine pop song, the WRONG man for the job.
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"Price Tag" is so much worse. At least "Domino" is a decent pop song.
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116. Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah- R.I.P (4.692)
Highest score: 10 x5 (Lovesong, Regina George, Kool_Aid_King, berberocka, classicmainstream)
Lowest score: 0 x7 (Stevie, madonnas, JDella11, jqnetto, Glassheart, tell_me_a_lie, Sporefan)
An unflattering picture of Rita Ora:
It was originally wrote for Rihanna. Rihanna rejected it. Rihanna has 11 US #1s. R.I.P has reached #25 on the Hot Club Dance Play Medoner chart.
Jinzo's verdict: 1
Not here for your basic ass, your basic hair, your basic being or your basic existence.
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A good sis is punched out next. 
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Great eliminations! All of Rita Ora, Pixie Lott, and Jessie J definitely need to go!
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Originally posted by jinzo
Not here for your basic ass, your basic hair, your basic being or your basic existence.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
This isn't even her worst #1, though. "Hot Right Now" really needs to be out.
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Quote:
Originally posted by jinzo
118. Katy Perry- Domino (4.628)
Highest score: 10 x3 (Kool_Aid_King)
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Originally posted by jinzo
116. Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah- R.I.P (4.692)
Highest score: 10 x5 (Kool_Aid_King)
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Is he for real or just joking? For his sake, I hope it's the latter.
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115. Diana Vickers- Once (4.763)
Highest score: 10 x2 (Sporefan, berberocka)
Lowest score: 0 x5 (Green, strangergab, Cassiopeia, tell_me_a_lie, VJoker)
An unflattering picture of Diana Vickers:
Like Cher Lloyd, the good sis Diana finished 4th in her series of the X Factor. Like Cher Lloyd, the good sis Diana found more success than the others. She's a successful model and part-time singer whilst Eoghan Quigg is probably Michelle McManus's fat roll cleaner.
Jinzo's verdict: 9.5
I just thought I was giving too many 10s by this point down the list so I gave it a 9.5. Diana had the potential to be a global smash. Songs from the Tainted Cherry Tree is a #1 album and ***** on lives.
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