ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to the show! Our next presenters teamed up for the 1997 smash “Not Tonight (Ladies’ Night Remix).” Please welcome Lil’ Kim, Da Brat, Missy Elliot, Angie Martinez and a hologram of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes!
MISSY: Apparently y’all only use rap music if it comes with a vagina.
KIM: So we’re here this evening to present the nominees in the rap categories.
LEFT EYE: ♫ Don’t go chasing waterfalls ♫
ANGIE: I actually just wanted to remind everyone that I’m still alive.
DA BRAT: Yeah, can I get that rent check now?
LEFT EYE: ♫ Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to ♫
ALL: And the nominees are…