Kaleidoscope Intro
10 - BlueTimberwolf
9 -
8 - SebaMonster, LanaDelRey
7 - Reverie
6 - Diarrhoea, Theus
5.5 - rlj
5 -
4 - Subomie, Kingie
3 - TheWayWeWere
2 - HonourableVomit
1.5 - Kxvk
1 - MP2K, ECNEICSNOC
0 - Eeveelution, conatus, Tom Vercetti, Latinazza, Doogle
Only fitting that the first song in her discography is the first song out. This set the precedent for Kelis and her intros after this point, luckily they got better. This one is basically the background of everyone's favourite genre hopping chef. The lullaby track is quite nice, but the whole narration reads as creepy. I love her interrupting at the end to break into the first track, that's a way to let us know who you are. Sis got personality, not every girl has that.
So yeah, last place for entirety of voting, probably most 0s in the rate and panning reviews,
Latinazza wondering "I've always wondered why she included this ****ing mess in an otherwise perfect CD", and
Eevee getting creeped out by Pharrel in her ear, "Mess wtf is this? I feel so uncomfortable." The biggest compliment anyone could give it was
HonourableVomit calling it a "cute story" but adding that it's "the worst of her intros imo" and "Pharrell's voice is annoying."