The comments so far are very fair. The "Essie" is definitely the best part of my name, but in saying that, I wouldn't have it any other way, as that's the main part. I'll be nicknamed "Essie Slae" when I start winning these challenges anyway, so I'm not worried.
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Now, as for the other entries... let me rank y'all based on a gold system. If I think your entry is very solid, you're 24 carat. If you impress me, but don't wow me, you're 22 carat, and so on. If you disappoint me, you're gold plated. Don't even get me started on fake gold...
24 carat
Koko Khalyan
Calypso Celeste
22 carat
Chanel DiAngelo
Scarlett LaPierre
Congratulations, I loved all of your entries. These four stood out to me as the most instantly obvious yet creative names that I could actually see working for a real life Drag Queen. Have a sachet of sherbet.
18 carat
Carrie Messiah
Christina McQueen
Carmen Scarlett
14 carat
Wilhelmina Tutu
Udders Tutu
Kaeli Soliloquy
9 carat
Weslina Spice
Lady Royalty
Anna Williams
I liked all of your entries, at least parts of your entries. While I don't think any of these are perfect for drag, there are definitely moments of brilliance. Have half a sachet of sherbet.
Gold-plated
Gina Vitis
Yuri Null
A. Nell
Not a huge fan of any of these. Aside from the fact that they don't sound like drag names to me, the puns are all really gross. I'm not really a fan of puns anyway, but y'all could have done better, I know it. Especially Dancehall and jax. Gina is cute but the meaning behind it is not. Have half a sachet of sherbet. To share.
Unfortunately, that means...
Fake gold
Smarties Skittles
Nellie Boddum
Citrus probably put more effort into designing the banner for ATRL's Drag Race than either of you put into your entries combined. The names do not sound good and the entries do not justify them whatsoever. At least Smarties tried to explain her name, but as for Nellie... you really are at the "Boddum". No sherbet for you. Y'all can have whatever the others leave behind.
BEST: Koko Khalyan (jpow)
WORST: Nellie Boddum (DivaDown)