My friends better repent.
I was at this party and they were like "let's put Madonna on"
and I was so ready then suggested something uplifting and cheerful out of ha huge catalogue and put on the - apparent - ultimate party killer "
Dress You Up" (these hoes) and they screamed
then I was like the only one dancing
and they said "no we want Like a Virgin" and I was like
"bish it's only 5 tracks further on the same album" and they were like "really

"
and then dat and Material Girl came on
