[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Don't play me like that.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Did pierce ever open that god damn package?
And why are there unclean sheets on all the beds?
WHERE IS THE MAID?!

Oh, and the book I'm writing on the Irrelelvants/Teh Clique (Written in a creative writing way; not in a formal, biographical way) is going along very well.

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by BoyOnBoy Wonder

play

STAN!

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by Forget the Loved

Did pierce ever open that god damn package?
And why are there unclean sheets on all the beds?
WHERE IS THE MAID?!

Oh, and the book I'm writing on the Irrelelvants/Teh Clique (Written in a creative writing way; not in a formal, biographical way) is going along very well.

There better be some positive things about me in there, Robert.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

So when I'm in the hills I hang with Kristin Cavallari
And when I'm in Miami I'm with Courtney, Kim and Chloe
And when I'm in the A I'm with Ciara or it's Keri
I'm feeling like a diva then I hit Mariah Carey

[Cantaloupe.]

Yas! I love that song!

If ya' pretty, I sign titties

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Originally posted by Devil

There better be some positive things about me in there, Robert.

It opens to that part where your name was removed from the list, and I swoop in like, "Hey, Shawn. I'm your replacement" and Keith hits you with your suitcase.
You stay lurking by the mansion in Florence, Italy, until they let you back in and make me stay in the guest room.

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by Forget the Loved

It opens to that part where your name was removed from the list, and I swoop in like, "Hey, Shawn. I'm your replacement" and Keith hits you with your suitcase.
You stay lurking by the mansion in Florence, Italy, until they let you back in and make me stay in the guest room.

I'm suing.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Originally posted by Devil

I'm suing.

That's only the first chapter. You become welcome in the house for the rest of the book.

[Cantaloupe.]

Lawsuit canceled then.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

And I buy you the last Alexander McQueen line at the end of Chapter 1.

[Cantaloupe.]

Yess!
Now this is gonna be a good book.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

But then Sinny steals the armadillo shoes and is suddenly arrested (Basically the real life version of getting banned, no?) for it and a few other things, and then I take over ha room.

[Cantaloupe.]

s;ak @ a month in jail for stealing shoes.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

It's McQueen, Shawn. McQueen.
I also said a "few other things", such as stealing my Lincoln, hijacking an ice cream truck, and robbing an Irrelevant blind.

[Cantaloupe.]

Sinny is hoodrat enough to steal all of that.

When does she come back?

[Doc]

Originally posted by Forget the Loved

So when I'm in the hills I hang with Kristin Cavallari
And when I'm in Miami I'm with Courtney, Kim and Chloe
And when I'm in the A I'm with Ciara or it's Keri
I'm feeling like a diva then I hit Mariah Carey

You can't be serious.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

This upcoming Friday.

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by Doc

You can't be serious.

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by Forget the Loved

This upcoming Friday.

yessss Oh no.