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Celeb News: Bangerz Review Thread → 62 on MC; "Miley has race issues"
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Destroy.
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Do I think Miley’s got some race issues to sort out? Do I wish she’d put her tongue back in her mouth? Do I think I looked better with that haircut? Yes, yes, and absolutely
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Miley Cyrus simply isn’t very interesting. Some dreams, money can’t buy.
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Oh My
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f*** they are going IN on her
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3.7/5 from SputnikMusic
B from the AV club
68 on Metacritic now. (+2 points)
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The Boston Globe's review sounds like a B/B+. Does it not count for MC anymore?
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Originally posted by Kh-Loud
The Boston Globe's review sounds like a B/B+. Does it not count for MC anymore?
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They still count. His review was kinda hard to understand score wise, but I'd say it's around the B range too (lowest being a C+). I hate how the guy never gives a score.
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Originally posted by pika
They still count. His review was kinda hard to understand score wise, but I'd say it's around the B range too (lowest being a C+). I hate how the guy never gives a score.
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The article title is really positive. Plus they didn't say anything negative about the album besides that Miley can't rap, yet they still enjoy DO MY THANG.
Examiner gave it 4/5
http://www.examiner.com/review/album...ose-on-bangerz
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Does Examiner count for metacritic?
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AV Club gave it a B, accurate and best review thus far
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Damn. Prettymuchamazing read her.
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That’s the saddest thing of all about Bangerz: how it was meant to be Miley Cyrus’s big debut as a “mature” pop singer and yet ends up sounding like it could be anybody’s. For all her rebelliousness and defiance, this record does not communicate a strong sense of personality. Obvious predecessor Britney Spears, who appears here on, and fails to redeem, the title track, could adapt to the context of each of the songs in her diverse oeuvre and still sound like Britney Spears, convey the idea of who Britney Spears was supposed to be. Miley doesn’t adapt to her songs, she’s subsumed, and winds up sounding like nobody in particular.
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This is her fourth album and it manages to sound like anything but Miley. BUT, She's still young and I guess she still has time to figure herself out.
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Originally posted by Kh-Loud
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Another 70 review. Just got added to metacritic.
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TinyMixTapes
30 out of 100
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-re...-cyrus-bangerz
These REVIEWS are killing me. He is SO angry
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Last week, MTV aired Miley: The Movement, a one-hour documentary offering a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Miley Cyrus’ new album, Bangerz. Apparently, the silly, surreptitious spectacle that unfolded at this year’s VMAs is part of this “movement.” Here’s what the artist formerly known as Hannah Montana had to say to all of those silly, hifalutin, smarty-pants critics at The Times and The Atlantic:
“This isn’t some mess. This is all thought out in my mind. Every decision goes into a bigger plan. It’s part of a movement..the movement needs to be bigger than the record. It represents taking over the world.”
Aha! See, guys, she was never trying to pull a stunt for attention — it was merely the opening salvo in the first Generation Y pop movement, like, ever. Of course, the only way we’ll be able to measure the revolutionary magnitude of Miley’s Millennial uprising is through the Instagrammed lens of my generation. As a member of the ADD-addled, unashamedly narcissistic demographic the grown-ups call Generation Y, I can tell you all right now that theorizing and postulating and hyper-analyzing will accomplish jack ****. There’s only one appropriate way to get into Bangerz, and it’s the Millennial way. And with that, may I introduce…
The 7 Big Take-Aways of Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz
1. It doesn’t do labels.
This is a post-internet world we live in, kiddos: with centuries upon centuries’ worth of songs just a click away, the opportunities for boundary-pushing musical fusions are endless. Pharrell-produced country jams about driving so fast you piss on yourself. Frat-basement dubstep. Broadway-style kiss offs. You call it a lack of focus, I call it ~diversity~ Check your privilege.
2. Mike Will Made It.
Over half of Bangerz’s twerktastic beats come courtesy of Mike Will Made It. Don’t worry, he’ll remind you about six or seven times. And why shouldn’t he? The Atlanta producer is #major right now, and on recent albums like Ciara’s stellar self-titled debut, he pretty much hit it out of the park. The stomping spine of “We Can’t Stop?” That’s all him, baby.
3. “Party ain’t nothing but a party every day/ It ain’t nothing but a party.”
This is an album called Bangerz. If you come into this record expecting anything but pregame fodder, it’s your own fault. Songs like “SMS (Bangerz),” “We Can’t Stop,” and “Love Money Party” exist to provide the soundtrack to nights spent chugging Nikolai, buying ecstasy, and winding up at some rundown Arby’s to Snapchat your ex’s pictures of roast beef sandwiches. Generation Molly = Generation Miley.
4. Breaking up is hard to do :’(
The vast majority of Bangerz’s tracks revolve around a breakup — ostensibly, Cyrus’ split with fiancee (and major hottie <3) Liam Hemsworth. Seriously, there's more heartache on this thing than an Alanis Morissette convention. Sometimes, like on the outstanding "Wrecking Ball," the emotion calcifies into catchy, mature hooks, propelled forth by Cyrus' oft-underestimated vocal heft. Then again, the breakup also produced "FU," a dismally adolescent electro-soul duet with French Montana. She uses "LOL" as a verb. French Montana tries to sing counterpoint, but he can't fight the urge to put in the perfunctory Kanye "HANNH"s after every line. Yup, #awkward.
5. #Getitright
Did I mention there's a Pharrell-produced sex jam on this thing that has a hashtag in the title? Super Millennial. Kids will love it because of the funky guitars and whistles in the background. Parents (and Sinéad O'Connor) will hate it because of the lines about making your tongue "go do-do-do" and dancing in the mirror sans underwear. But parents (and Sinéad O'Connor) will always hate things they don't understand. Because they're haters.
6. THE RAPOTHEOSIS OF DESTINY HOPE CYRUS
“23” was only the beginning of Cyrus’ rap career. On “SMS (BANGERZ),” Miley showcases her Yung Montana (Hannah, not French) flow: twangy, high-pitched, Lil Debbie by way of Disney. “All the way in a back/ With a tree in my lap,” she purrs. “All the boys like to ask me/ What you doing with that?” Later, on “Do My Thang,” she pulls a DMX and rhymes “up in here” with itself. Three times. Consecutively. #sorrynotsorry
7. Bangerz isn’t really all that bangin
This review is best summed up with something mindless, repetitive, and instantly gratifying. A cat gif.
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That review is so "I want to hate this record". It's a new thing trying to defend people who criticize with bias by saying they're being generalized as haters when they're just being opinionated.
Well, that doesn't make your criticism right, correct or true in the end.
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They have personal self hate issues.
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Her score is gonna drop to like a 65 now. Wow
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They have personal self hate issues.
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If I remember correctly they were the ones that gave Born This Way a 0
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Her score is gonna drop to like a 65 now. Wow
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Nope, 62. Some should update the OP.
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Do I think Miley’s got some race issues to sort out? Do I wish she’d put her tongue back in her mouth? Do I think I looked better with that haircut? Yes, yes, and absolutely
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And this belongs to a music review because...
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