[samito]

Originally posted by Alongoria13

this gif

i love the fever peformance from Girlie Show. I think its my fave from the that tour.

[HonourableVomit]

Originally posted by Alongoria13

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[C.Damen]

I just had a user tell me Erotica is trash.

[HonourableVomit]

Here's my fictional 2017 Madonna Greatest Hits Tour show synopsis, tell me what you think and lbvs

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The curtain drops and the stage (shaped like a T) is completely dark.
The word "Bitch" appears on stage in giant letters as a hardcore EDM beat starts pulsing, with mashed up snippets of every time Madonna has said "bitch" playing over the top of it. Two dancers descend from either side of the stage roof wearing neon jumpsuits decorated with the word "bitch". They start to perform vigorous choreography as a mashup of 1. Bitch I'm Madonna and 2. Vogue begins, with Madonna appearing from the letter I in the word "bitch" that previously stood on the stage. The letters descend after the song and 3. Like A Virgin begins in a remix that resembles Iconic. At the end of the song she rides her dancers from the stage to the end of the catwalk that is lit up with pink lasers. She speaks to the audience for a few minutes to say welcome to the show, tells some of her lame jokes.

While she is talking a legion of salsa dancers has emerged back on the main stage, where they perform a dance routine to 4. La Isla Bonita and Madonna sings, making her way back down the flashing pink catwalk to join them. Once she has arrived in the latin tropical paradise back on the main stage, her dancers throw a Mexican poncho over her head and she segues into 5. You'll See reimagined as a tango. The fun continues afterwards with 6. Hanky Panky as she plays around taking pieces of clothing off her dancers and strips off the poncho, doing shimmys to the crowd and twerking a little bit. After this extravaganza, she sits down in her poncho-less "bitch" suit and sings 7. Oh Father in just a single spotlight on the stage while the dancers rearrange the props for the next section.

Shirtless dancers on striped stilts perform a hip hop routine to a 8. True Blue with a few elements of Stay thrown in.

After the interlude the beat of 9. Candy Shop (New arrangement with harder drums and those trap beats that are in every song on urban radio rn) starts playing and Madonna crawls out from under the tunnel of the shirtless dancers like this:



while wearing a very glamorous glittering dress similar to her Sooner or Later at the Oscars outfit and she starts to sing "see which flavour you like..." and so on. At the end of Candy Shop the MA-DO-NN-A transitions into 10. Live To Tell

What do you think? It's a work in progress.

[C.Damen]

You want me to PM you mine?

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Originally posted by C.Damen

You want me to PM you mine?

Yes, I saw you mention it on Humoresque's wall and got very curious & I came up with my own. I'd love to see yours too.

[Lover]

Originally posted by Alongoria13

#boobsdontpreach

[T.O.A.D.S.]

We're going to play a game, so get into the groove

What do the following lists represent?

1.
Madonna = Borderline
Like A Virgin = Like A Virgin
True Blue = Open Your Heart
Like A Prayer = Cherish
Erotica = Rain
Bedtime Stories = Secret
Ray of Light = Frozen
Music = What It Feels Like For A Girl
American Life = Die Another Day
Confessions on a Dance Floor = Hung Up
Hard Candy = N/A
MDNA = Give Me All Your Luvin'
Rebel Heart = Devil Pray/Living For Love

2.
Madonna = Physical Attraction
Like A Virgin = Stay
True Blue = Where's The Party
Like A Prayer = Promise To Try
Erotica = Where Life Begins
Bedtime Stories = Inside of Me
Ray of Light = Sky Fits Heaven
Music = Amazing
American Life = Intervention
Confessions on a Dance Floor = Push
Hard Candy = Heartbeat
MDNA = Gang Bang
Rebel Heart = Devil Pray

3.
Madonna = TBA
Like A Virgin = Shoo-Be-Doo
True Blue = N/A
Like A Prayer = N/A
Erotica = Why's It So Hard
Bedtime Stories = N/A
Ray of Light = N/A
Music = Nobody's Perfect
American Life = Mother and Father
Confessions on a Dance Floor = N/A
Hard Candy = Incredible
MDNA = Superstar
Rebel Heart = Holy Water

4.
Madonna = Borderline
Like A Virgin = Like A Virgin
True Blue = Papa Don't Preach
Like A Prayer = Like A Prayer
Erotica = Bad Girl
Bedtime Stories = Secret
Ray of Light = Frozen
Music = What It Feels Like For A Girl
American Life = American Life (original version)
Confessions on a Dance Floor = Hung Up
Hard Candy = N/A
MDNA = Give Me All Your Luvin'
Rebel Heart = Bitch I'm Madonna

ANSWERS

1. The best song from the album
2. Album tracks which should have been singles
3. The WORST song from the album, obviously some albums are FLAWLESS
4. The best music video from the album, American Life gave it away

WHAT WAS YOUR SCORE? YOU MAY WIN A PRIZE!!!!!!

[Humoresque]

Not N/A on Hard Candy in the first one

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I won't sit with anyone who thinks GAYLUVIN' is the best song on MDNA.

[T.O.A.D.S.]

Originally posted by HonourableVomit

GAYLUVIN' is the best song on MDNA.

[dabunique]

Madonna = Physical Attraction

True Blue = Where's The Party

ugh they were singles to me as i heard them on radio and in clubs lol

Madonna = Think of Me
True Blue = White Heat

[Humoresque]

Cliche opinion: I miss these three together so much

[C.Damen]

Is she working on M14?

Time is ticking you know.

[T.O.A.D.S.]

Originally posted by dabunique

Madonna = Physical Attraction

True Blue = Where's The Party

ugh they were singles to me as i heard them on radio and in clubs lol

Madonna = Think of Me
True Blue = White Heat

I love how unapologetic Physical Attraction is and it has a great hook as well
I struggled to choose between Where's The Party and White Heat, but I ended up going with the former...

Not N/A on Hard Candy in the first one

I tried really hard (candy) to find a song for that category but nothing seemed to be a perfect fit. I might just put Candy Shop there cause the good sis likes it so much.

I was also going to put Everybody for list 3 but I didn't want to drag the Queen ha debut single so I left as TBA...

Originally posted by C.Damen

For self titled, I think the best song is Borderline I would say. Worst song is I Know It

For Like a Skank, the best song would be a toss up between Material Hurl or Like a Skank.

Bedtime Toys has TWO of my top 5 which are Secret and Take a Bow.

[C.Damen]

For self titled, I think the best song is Borderline I would say. Worst song is I Know It

For Like a Skank, the best song would be a toss up between Material Hurl or Like a Skank.

Bedtime Toys has TWO of my top 5 which are Secret and Take a Bow.

Anyone that comes for those 2 songs will be castrated, sterilized, stripped naked, beaten, raped, slapped, and starved.

[Madonna]

Originally posted by C.Damen

Is she working on M14?

Time is ticking you know.

I don't think shes working now on M14, but she will direct her next movie in Fall 2016

[Humoresque]

Ugh I am FEELING this

[C.Damen]

What is she trying to prove by directing movies?

Can she call up William Orbit, haul her haggard looking ass into the studio, and make some magic?

She has adopted 2 more kids since she popped out Lola and Rocco, so they should be inspiration for her new record.

[Madonna]

Its just a side projects and madge loves doing that ..



And Yes we really need Willy to come back, anyway I'm expecting her to drope M14 in late 2017 if we're lucky