Less talented: Angelina or Gaga?
This is a serious question. I’m honestly leaning towards Angelina. I mean she works with the best of the best and still can’t make a good movie. Like she hires Roger ****ing Deakins and the Coens to work on her films. Unbroken was based on one of the most acclaimed and beloved books of our time.
Meanwhile Gaga goes to like a gay bar called The Lisp, walks past the dance floor where they’re having Gloria Estafan night, enters the men’s room where all the stalls are occupied by couples and asks “Is there a DJ in the haus?

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In one of the stalls a 16-year-old, 87-pound boy with frosted silver tips gets up off his knees, wipes the splooge off his chin, fishes the pubes out of his mouth and answers “Yathhh Queen, me! I DJ at all my school danthes!”
“How positively marvelous, my darling boy,” she tells him dramatically in her AHS character’s muddled accent (a real actress
always stays in character). “You’re qualified to come produce my new album!”
In her mind she believes she has edgily discovered fresh new underground talent.