[KTLe]

^ just messy like ha

[HonourableVomit]

I'd really like to acknowledge that two-three years ago, Hard Candy was UNIVERSALLY PANNED among fans. even in this base. Even after the release of MDNA, Hard Candy was hated. Somehow through persistent trolling, Alongoria13 managed to make Hard Candy a hot topic of this base. With persistence (and his seemingly genuine love of the album) Hard Candy became somewhat accepted by fans around these parts and some appreciation was sewn from the fact that MDNA was now quite obviously more of a shamble. Now the important part is, once Alan gained notoriety for this, there appeared a few newer members who saw that he could achieve relevance among the group with "unpopular opinions". This sprouted a few wannabes who tout Hard Candy to be a masterpiece and what not, but what they fail to realise is that we are not blind. Their transparent attempts are cringeworthy and sadly a waste of their time. Alongoria pioneered the Hard Grammy movement: You're merely zealots. And zealots should know their place.

[HonourableVomit]

This expose obviously is not directed to the ditaboys and Lovers of all the world who think that Madonna ***** golden rays of sunshine. Only to the specific Hard Candy lovers, with the nerve to drag other far more important works by Madonna the artistE.

[Petty Bourgeoisie]

amen

[HonourableVomit]

Stanning for Werther's does not make you EDGY. It worked for Alan because it was left-field and charismatic. Hard Candy is objectively NOT Madonna's best so if you're trying to seem ~outrageous~ by stanning it your intent is misguided. I will let you all get it out of your systems now so we can go the next mylenium without discussing the Pharrell and Timbaland stillborn mess that is Hard Candy. After this rate we are D.O.N.E.

[Reinvention]

*cancels rate*

[Humoresque]

[That Bad Eartha]

Actual shot of HonVom right now:


Good lord, I'm glad some piping hot tea was served. The fact that like this base spends 90% of its time discussing what is objectively one of her worst albums is ridiculous.

[KTLe]

What's wrong with loving C-A-N-D-Y Shop? i had my life to it during Rebel Heart Torture

[Humoresque]

Let's talk about Ray Of Light

Let's be outspoken Let's be ridiculous Let's solve the world's problems

[KTLe]

and @ the stale shade at new members

[Swim]

Wait, the HC rate is actually happening?

[HonourableVomit]

Something had to be done that in a place to celebrate Madonna we spend 90% of our time talking about an obviously SUBPAR moment of her career. It's like, where draw the line? Should we spend pages dealing with people stanning for Hey You? I don't regret a word of it as long as we get back on track.

So with that done...

To have and not to hold
So hot, yet so cold
My heart is in your hand
And yet you never stand
Close enough for me to have my way

To love but not to keep
To laugh, not to weep
Your eyes, they go right through
And yet you never do
Anything to make me want to stay


These lyrics are underrated. Seemingly so simple, there's so much torment in there. What a queen.

[UMS125]

Wow the tea..

[Swim]

Originally posted by That Bad Eartha

Actual shot of HonVom right now:


Good lord, I'm glad some piping hot tea was served. The fact that like this base spends 90% of its time discussing what is objectively one of her worst albums is ridiculous.

Yeah, faux stanning Hard Candy is as old and stale as the album itself. At least I hope it's faux

[HonourableVomit]

Originally posted by Nemo

4:45-the end
5:10

5:10

[Humoresque]

Originally posted by HonourableVomit

5:10

5:10 !!! !!!

[C.Damen]

Man I already miss her on tour already

I really want her to tour as soon as possible.

To commemorate the 20 year anniversary of Ray of Light, she should make a sequel to that album with the same sound/maturity. She could release it in 2017 and tour 2018.

She was on a roll from 2003-2009. Released American Kite in 2003, did Reinvention Tour in 2004, released Confessions in 2005, did Confessions Tour in 2006, released Hard Candy in 2008, and then toured in 2008-2009.

Like what happened?

[Petty Bourgeoisie]

Originally posted by C.Damen

Like what happened?

Menopause

[Lifeline]

Today started as a rainy summer day and I was like "That's an typical American Life mood day" and was about to put the CD on while on the way to work and suddenly decided not to -

instead I put on "Confessions" and it was the right decision, the sun came out later after "Future Lovers"



"Get Together" hitting me hard