Candy Shop 7/10
4 Minutes 7/10
Give It 2 Me 5/10
Heartbeat 11/10
Miles Away 10/10
She's Not Me 7/10
Incredible 10/10
Beat Goes On 5/10
Dance 2Night 7/10
Spanish Lesson 0/10
Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 9/10
Voices 7/10
I guess, idk
Only thing I'm certain of is that Godbeat gets my 11 and Spanish Lesion gets my 0.
The others idgaf tbh, rating isn't my thing.
So handsome and with a great taste , if you were gay, you'd definitely be a triple threat
I probably still have tea from the Madonna Essentials Rate, but my taste changes with the seasons so
Ru Gone Wild 8.5/10
Gang Bang 6/10
I'm Addicted 7.5/10
Turn Up The Radio 4/10
Give Me All Your Luvin' 6/10 (8/10 if it was the demo ver)
Some Girls 7.5/10
Superstar 2/10
I Don't Give A 7/10
I'm A Sinner 3/10
Love Spent 9/10 (only because the live version is better)
Masterpiece 10/10
Falling Free 6/10
I Fukced Up - 6/10
Best Friend - 8/10
Beautiful Killer - 6.5/10
B'Day Song - 2/10
Candy Shop 7/10
4 Minutes 8/10
Give It 2 Me 9/10
Heartbeat 5/10
Miles Away 9/10
She's Not Me 7/10
Incredible 0/10
Beat Goes On 6/10
Dance 2night 11/10
I just love this song. It’s a great album cut that’s just fun dance club song. The ‘diamonds and pearls’ line and the production of the song drew early comparisons to Prince, and given their longtime history together I’m sure Madonna took warm heartedly. The sound to be sounds very similar to Duran Duran and given that Justin Timberlake had 2 years previously worked as a producer on their album isn’t surprising
Spanish Lesson 7/10
Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 10/10
Another incredible song. The lyrics on this one are haunting, and although released on Hard Candy was written around the time of The Re-invention World Tour. I just love how she was so flawlessly was able to bring the song to live on the Sticky & Sweet Tour as well. When she removed the cape is one of my fave tour moments.
1. Candy Shop - 5.5/10 - obligatory comment: Alongoriga ha power. Hate M for thinking this was remembered tho.
2. 4 Minutes - 4.5/10 - obligatory comment: deserves less points but can't deny a bawp. The fact that she never performs this anymore speaks volumes tho
3. Give It 2 Me - 10/10 - obligatory comment: YAS
4. Heartbeat - 4/10
5. Miles Away - 8.5/10 - obligatory: It's not the next best "Time Stood Still" like y'all pretend to act, it's the only relatable thing on Werther's tho.
6. She's Not Me - 7/10 - obligatory comment: only this amount of points because it's iconic.
7. Incredible - 0/10 - obligatory comment: - refused -
8. Beat Goes On - 5/10 - obligatory: one and one goes the repetition on and on goes...
9. Dance 2night - 2/10 - obligatory comment: the most uninspired track of the album. Even Incredible is more inspired.
10. Spanish Lesson - 1/10 - obligatory comment: whoever uses this needs a taste lesson
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognise You - 10/10 - obligatory comment: Why wasn't this a single.
12. Voices - 7.5/10
13. Ring My Bell - 11/10 - obligatory comment: the biggest bawp of the album tbh Give It 2 Me hew
Candy Shop 7810
4 Minutes 10/10
Give It 2 Me 10/10
Heartbeat 6/10
Miles Away 9/10
She's Not Me 7/10
Incredible 10/10
Beat Goes On 10/10
Dance 2Night 7/10
Spanish Lesson 6/10
Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 9/10
Voices 7/10
Ring My Bell 10/10
Hard Grammy is still superior to other albums because she did generic better than anyone else and that's what matters at the end. Think of cheap generic albums by any other artist and compare them to Hard Grammy.
Hard Grammy is still superior to other albums because she did generic better than anyone else and that's what matters at the end. Think of cheap generic albums by any other artist and compare them to Hard Grammy.
This kind of extra comment is why you are the capital King of Candy and the only person who could convince me to give the album the time of day.
- obligatory comment: the biggest bawp of the album tbh Give It 2 Me hew 
