[tigerlily13]

I AM 185 POUNDS
AND IM 5'10
I ATE THOSE SALADS
I DRANK THAT WATER
I RAN THOSE LAPS AROUND THE FIELD
I DID THOSE SIT UPS

I DID IT WITHOUT YOU

[Cupid]

Lord.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Us being the same height but a literal 70 pound difference.

And you always coming for my weight but sitting in self-pity every day saying "Ugh I wanna run but this tapas looks much more appealing".

Odd thing is, you said you were at 223 on Monday, and I know you ain't get lipo.

But congrats on saying you did it without me. That makes literally one thing, because last I checked, you were genuinely begging me to buy you Taylor Swift merch when you found out about the fact that I actually have an income.

[Kitt]

I wish iHype was in the cast.

[tigerlily13]

I am so sorry Cupid.

[Cupid]

I was enjoying the drama, don't mind me.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

I'm not

[Buddy!]

Woo lord

[Bey_Rihstan]

This argument.... Yawn



Edit: lol nvm tigerlilly got her wig shuffled and I'm here for it.

[Bey_Rihstan]

Originally posted by X/O/X/O

You have the nerve to come for me when you claimed to be a 19-year-old white woman named "Alessa" (which oddly changed to "Allison" 2 months later) who had rich parents and occasionally worked at the office with them but basically got whatever she wanted.

Then one night, we was all on kik, and it was 3 AM and you said "I gotta go to bed so I can get up for school", and we all clocked, but you DESPERATELY tried to claim "flkjblj see how tired I am! I meant work! Not school!", but none of us had it.

Then I IMMEDIATELY suspected you were catfishing and demanded your ass send me a picture immediately and you spent 10 minutes going "Let me get my dog! My light switch is too far away! I'm so tired! I wanna sleep! You're paranoid!" until you sent me a picture of a redhead holding a terrier despite the first picture of yourself being some sharp-featured brunette girl, and you had earlier claimed to own a labrador retriever.

Then I demanded the truth, and you said you wanted to delete your Twitter & ask the mods to permaban you (Neither of which happened), and you finally sent those pictures of yourself revealing you to be a mustachioed, 16-year-old Mexican boy from a middle-lower class family with 2-4 siblings who lived in God knows where Virginia.

Your cat-fishing ass DESERVES as many lashings as you ever get.

z drag a bit

[Save The Day]

Jesus Christ

[Vespertine]

not people whipping out ACT scores

[Aurora]

Does anyone have that Mariah Carey "who is this" phone gif?

EDIT: Nevermind.

[Guero]

Originally posted by Sam 

Does anyone have that Mariah Carey "who is this" phone gif?

EDIT: Nevermind.

those aren't even the correct colors for... nevermind.

[Poe Dameron]

What the **** caused this to happen

[Slayley]

Lemme read up

[Bitchcraft]

ThiS ****ING FROGGER GAME IS SOME ****ING ******** LIKE????????

[Stark]

[Aurora]

Originally posted by X/O/X/O

I got a 30 on my ACT. I have never had a test below an 89%.

Sorry bout it.

Only thing that's above a 70% on you is your body fat percentage.

An 89%?!

I would have killed myself tbh.

[Bitchcraft]

Honest to god what the flying **** is this satanic game? Who the ****? What kind off fruit loop dingus made this ******** frog hopping hard ass strategic ****? Who knew you needed a STRATEGY to put 5 frog in a ****ing corner. And then what the **** are those green/red little ***** supposed to represent? This is dumb asf. I feel so tried. I literally rather get my edges ripped off than play this