Hooker is one of Pink's top 10 songs and y'all will deal. Hooker is better than any song on I'm Not Dead, Funhouse and The Truth About Love. Not up for debate.
Bad Pink songs:
Raise Your Recycled Max Martin beat
****in Unbreable
Blow Me (One Last Time) Here Comes The Screeching Snoozefest
Bridge of Cheesiness.
Tonight's the Night grew on me
Next.
Wait, I thought you were a Here Comes The Mediocrity stan?
I'd also like to add Hiccup to this list. The very definition of basic.