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Discussion: The AHS Hotel Characters Rate - WINNER: Liz Taylor!!!
Member Since: 8/18/2013
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iris is kathys best role.
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sis everybody is out on a saturday. im the only one here. hurry up. 
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Still happy with the top 3 
I think Liz Taylor has the #1 in the bag, he has become such a fan favorite
tho I wouldn't mind Sally winning it, considering it was such a new character for Sarah and she executed it so damn well
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#2 is... *drumroll* 
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Sarah Paulson

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'Hypodermic' Sally McKenna

Score
8.645
Highest/Lover: 10 (x10)
10 Su-Barbie-A
10 StephenNYMonster
10 Spears_Stan
10 P!nk Forever: This was one of the most enjoyable roles of Sarah Paulson. To me it's on the level of Lana Winters. Sally is a troubled girl, misunderstood,… just full of pain and let's face it: Without her Hotel would be boring! Her appearance is also somewhat iconic which puts her in a league of Jokers and Beetlejuices. Not to forget to mention that Sally had quite a lot of cool lines and very memorable ones. I love her to pieces. She deserves a high ranking.
10 OreGuy: Bow down Sally, bow down Sarah. Give her the damn Emmys! Sally is that character you sympathize the most even you don't know what is that thing you sympathize for her. She just wanna be love!! Her acting is stellar this season even though it's less screen time than her other seasons character.
10 Nutitle
10 Nein
10 LadyGagaStan93
10 KylieistBoi
10 Brunette Ambition
9.9 Tylerbv: Would be a 10 if not for that **** ending.
9.5 XtinaPanicGodney
9.5 Navyofbadgals
9.3 Velvet
9.1 Dylangaga: It would've been a 10 if they explored her abandonment issues.
9 The Countess
9 Onion Girl
9 Instant
9 Gouldkaty
9 dwuw
8.4 C/H/A/N/E/L: The biggest disappointment of all this season. Sally started out fantastically. Sarah was obviously amazing as an actress, and every single breath she took and step she made was brilliant. Sally was the true heir to our Jessica Lange-type of character, but like with a few other characters, it felt like she was totally unimportant by the end. I couldn't even argue "She's a main character, so she's important no matter what", because she rarely had any moments that were actually about her. She was always just there, interacting with someone else as a part of their development rather than her own. And her own ending felt like the writers were like "Wait. ****. Sally. What do we do with her?" So disappointing for such a great character.
8 Repo
8 Noah
8 Almodusa
7.6 Stan
7.6 2014
7 Zoldyck
7 Rusty
7 Opacho: Despite not being as prominent of a character, Sally was unique and Sarah delivered once again.
7 Hurem
Lowest/Hater: 5 (x2)
1 Girlicious
1 Girlicious: A horribly scripted character and Sarah Paulson did not do her justice either. We can not blame just the writers for this one. The performance, the script, the character in general was not needed and executed horribly. She is by far the worst of the main-cast and Paulsons worst character she's ever played, and that's a shame.
Trivia: The question “Where’s your other head?” was the bane of her existence.
Quotes: We are going total bye-bye, right? You swear you don't have any unfinished business here? Because I am stuck in this place, thanks to you, so I want to be one 100% sure that when I do this, I am done with your miserable old ass. In other words, don't haunt my hallways, bitch.
You remember everything. Everything you did. And it's gonna happen again. And again and again. And you can't stop it. 'Cause it's our destiny. And you can't fight destiny.
Kids are the best.
I think it would be good for you to talk about why you want to die. Entertain me with your self-loathing.
The more you scream, the more he likes it.
Getting high used to be like how you imagine heaven. Pure light. The perfection of it all. Even in me. Then I got lost. Kept trying to climb higher. Get closer to that light. Like an endless ladder where all you do is get further and further away.
Now there's some twisted poetic justice.
Patti Smith said that my poems were like glass shattering. I wrote a song with her. And then she wrote me off.
Did you come inside her, or did you shoot on her **** like you do with me? With the *****, it's always on the ****. That's what I am to you. A *****.
This place is bat-**** crazy, you know. Weird things go down, especially at night.



All-Time Charts
SARAH PAULSON
5. - 9.512 Lana Winters
14. - 8.676 Bette & Dot Tattler
15. - 8.645 Sally
37. - 7.393 Billie Dean Howard
46. - 6.896 Cordelia Foxx
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And we have our winner! Posting the score right now!
And one more thing to tell you: Liz is the only character from Hotel that ranked inside the Top 10 of the All-Time characters, even Top 5. But which position did she snatch? 
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QUeen. Sally is my favorite AHS character ever, with Lana.
Quote:
Did you come inside her, or did you shoot on her **** like you do with me? With the *****, it's always on the ****. That's what I am to you. A *****.
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 i say this line so often irl because of her.
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I think that Iris and Sally should've switched places, but it's all good.. loved all 3 characters and am happy Liz Taylor has won
by lightyears Denis's best work on ahs
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Before I'm posting Liz's result, here are the positions 20-11, All-Time Charts:
11. - 8.920 Delphine LaLaurie (Coven)
12. - 8.840 Fiona Goode (Coven)
13. - 8.752 Myrtle Snow (Coven)
14. - 8.676 Bette & Dot Tattler (Freak Show)
15. - 8.645 Sally (Hotel)
16. - 8.556 Pepper (Asylum/Freak Show)
17. - 8.540 Gloria Mott (Freak Show)
18. - 8.487 Iris (Hotel)
19. - 8.445 Ms. Evers (Hotel)
20. - 8.356 Elsa Mars (Freak Show)
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Iris >>>>>>>>>>>> Sally and Liz
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Queen Pepper coming through 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Navyofbadgals
Queen Pepper coming through 
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And mommy realness on the last positions.
Let's have a new page for our new queen! 
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also so happy how Hotel turned out, definitely better than FS
Hotel had his flaws, but it was really enjoyable.. next year he better do something with the tension of something like Cabin in The Woods 
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Iris is way too overrated 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Navyofbadgals
also so happy how Hotel turned out, definitely better than FS
Hotel had his flaws, but it was really enjoyable.. next year he better do something with the tension of something like Cabin in The Woods 
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definitely.
its still my favorite behind asylum. with a better finale it would have been my favorite.
so excited for season 6
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Quote:
Originally posted by KylieistBoi
Iris is way too overrated 
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The only position I recall that was overrated was Wren over Scarlett. But to each their own. 
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Yeah the finale was a bit of a letdown, it didn't ruin the season for me, thankfully.
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Denis O'Hare

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Liz Taylor

Score
9.645
Highest/Lover: 10 (x22)
10 XtinaPanicGodney
10 Velvet
10 The Countess
10 Su-Barbie-A
10 StephenNYMonster
10 Spears_Stan
10 Rusty
10 Repo
10 OreGuy: I have to be honest, I never liked any Denis character in any AHS season until Liz, loathe him on MH, Coven and FS but damn, he stole AHS Hotel. Liz's story is pretty much the most relatable and the most compelling character maybe it's because of his marvelous acting that's why I like him this season and hate other of his characters in the past seasons.
10 Opacho: This is the only character I'll be giving this score, perfect execution, perfect writing, perfect acting, easily the best character of the season.
10 Onion Girl
10 Nutitle
10 Nein
10 Navyofbadgals
10 LadyGagaStan93
10 KylieistBoi
10 Instant
10 Gouldkaty
10 Girlicious: Liz is an amazing character and Denis played her amazingly. A really eye-opener for close-minded people and I think he played the trans character amazingly. From the outfits, the script and the performance he gave Liz is really a highlight of the show in general.
10 dwuw
10 Almodusa
10 2014
9.5 Tylerbv: Amazing acting and great story.
9.4 C/H/A/N/E/L: Queen. Like, all-but-literally a queen. My only criticism of Liz was the sudden change in the finale (And believe me, that finale ****ed up a lot of these characters for me) where she became more of a central character rather than one more on the side. It didn't feel like a steady growth throughout the season, where she went from a side-character to the heroine; it felt like a shoe-horned rush to say "Ok, now Liz is the hero", and I'm never a fan of that. But Denis sold it, the writing was solid, and every single moment of hers was absolute bliss. She became my favorite character by the end of the season.
9.2 P!nk Forever: What can I say? Liz… truly one of the most mesmerizing characters in the AHS anthology. Forget Denis' previous roles (Larry, Spalding & Stanley). Not one of these characters wasn't quite as likeable or as enjoyable as Liz Taylor. She served for the humor in Hotel, was always nice to her guests and truly screamed like a Goddess when things didn't get her way. It was such a delight to follow Liz's storyline which was one of the best only Ryan would be able to write for Jessica Lange. This character is a human being, so real, honest, sometimes wild, sometimes emotional but always in a good sarcastic way. And she had one of the best wardrobes that would even make Lady Gaga jealous.
9.1 Dylangaga: It would've been a 10 if they didn't force so much Liz in the finale. Not that I mind because her story was still great!
9 Noah
8.8 Stan
8.5 Zoldyck
8.5 Hurem
Lowest/Hater: 7 (x1)
7 Brunette Ambition
Trivia: As of 2014, he has appeared in three films that were nominated for the Best Picture Oscar:Michael Clayton (2007), Milk (2008) and Dallas Buyers Club (2013).
Quotes: You see everything when the world doesn’t see you.
I'm sorry, lady! This is a no-tell-motel.
Just teaching the folks from Vogue how to vogue. I couldn't resist.
And I've got a floppy appendage between my legs which keeps me from wearing pencil skirts. We all have our flaws.
No pity party in my bar!
I've been around a lot longer and let me tell you something. Believe me, love kills a lot more than hate.
I was a salesman in another life. In this one I am the mother of style. Cut me and I bleed Dior.
People today are obsessed with anything shiny and new. But it's all an illusion. Everything new fades.
You don't have to have a résumé to be beautiful or talent to be an actor. Just ask Laurence Harvey.
I do not deny that that woman is horrible. Horrible. But in the next hundred years of living, you may find someone who treats you better, who screws you better, who makes you laugh more than cry. You'll never find anyone who loves you as much as she does.



All-Time Charts
DENIS O'HARE
3. - 9.645 Liz Taylor
60. - 6.288 Spalding
64. - 6.188 Stanley
85. - 5.588 Larry Harvey

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