[Shakira Stan]

Not that I'm ashamed of my ringtone, but yesterday, while I was writing my midterm paper in English, my phone rang so loud "Stupid hoes is my enemy, stupid hoes is so wack...", I tried to turn it off, but my iPhone froze and kept on ringing for like 15 seconds. Everybody were staring at me while I was shaking and tying to find a way to make it stop, that was so embarrassing.

Did I mention that so many **** happened to me in 9th grade? I once got caught cheating in English, my teacher called me out so ****ing loud!! She just screamed "PLAGIARISM" and everyone stopped what they were doing to hysterically gaze at me. I literally wanted hide under a table

[demetriastan]

i have a couple

1. in 4th grade i had to go up in front of the school and talk about my inspiration.
lunch time came, and i went home for lunch (the thing i was gonna do was after lunch)
when i came home SOMEHOW i forgot i had to go back to school so i wore my pajamas.
after i ate my mom reminded me i had to go to school so i wore my jacket and ski pants and left.

i was a little late so i went to the gym straight away to do my presentation..

i took my jacket etc off and went straight to the stage.

the spotlight was on me and i started talking........ then someone shouted "who inspired you to dress like a girl?"
then the WHOLE school laughed. i was so embarrassed omg


2. just last week i was jamming to Your Body in the car (i played it on my ipod) then when i got to school, i turned it off and put my ipod in my pocket. i was running to the school gate (the principal was there) and SOMEHOW the my ipod was like "...**** YOUR BODY, OHH HH OHOHOHHHOHOHOH" he gave me the look. my old best friend was near the gate and asked me if i have a p*rn problem


3. someone i dont like asked me to go out with him and his annoying friends and i said no cause i was going to a different city for vacation for a month.

later that day he saw me at starbucks living it up with people he hates mess tbh

4. in 5th grade this girl who lived near me (she looks like taylor swift) once showed up at my house to say hi. day by day she started coming more and more and once she invited me to her house and then when we were playing, she was like "so.. who will tell the people at school"?

me: tell them what..
her: about our love, i mean we cant hide it...
me: girl........................


later that day this girl that liked me (i rejected her) called me and was all mad she was like "WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERENT SEEING PEOPLE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THAT ****"

me: we're not dating though...

her (the angry girl that called me): ARE YOU SAYING THAT SHES UGLY WOW I DONT KNOW WHAT I SEE IN YOU ANYWAY BYE

she apologized the day after

[Akil]

3. someone i dont like asked me to go out with him and his annoying friends and i said no cause i was going to a different city for vacation for a month.

later that day he saw me at starbucks living it up with people he hates mess tbh

4. in 5th grade this girl who lived near me (she looks like taylor swift) once showed up at my house to say hi. day by day she started coming more and more and once she invited me to her house and then when we were playing, she was like "so.. who will tell the people at school"?

me: tell them what..
her: about our love, i mean we cant hide it...
me: girl........................

[hausofdan]

When my mum told everyone in my class (she works at my school) that i'm gay.

The most embarrassing thing I've ever gone through

[Miguel.]

Originally posted by Jaymz

IKR..??







That's happened to me before... but only one person saw it



It's my job to clock lies



Oh... My... GOD...

Jay, don't start Do tell the story about your you know

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Shakira Stan

Not that I'm ashamed of my ringtone, but yesterday, while I was writing my midterm paper in English, my phone rang so loud "Stupid hoes is my enemy, stupid hoes is so wack...", I tried to turn it off, but my iPhone froze and kept on ringing for like 15 seconds. Everybody were staring at me while I was shaking and tying to find a way to make it stop, that was so embarrassing.

Did I mention that so many **** happened to me in 9th grade? I once got caught cheating in English, my teacher called me out so ****ing loud!! She just screamed "PLAGIARISM" and everyone stopped what they were doing to hysterically gaze at me. I literally wanted hide under a table

My teacher took my phone today and my ringtone is "Birthday Cake" if anyone were to call it at anytime.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by demetriastan

2. just last week i was jamming to Your Body in the car (i played it on my ipod) then when i got to school, i turned it off and put my ipod in my pocket. i was running to the school gate (the principal was there) and SOMEHOW the my ipod was like "...**** YOUR BODY, OHH HH OHOHOHHHOHOHOH" he gave me the look. my old best friend was near the gate and asked me if i have a p*rn problem

Omfg, my iPhone does that 24/7 it must be some glitch.

In Art we can listen to music and I'll literally double tab home and exit out the music app but when I get to the next period 90% of the time I'll be hearing the music blasting in my pocket through my headphones.

I just pause my music and exit out the music so it'll stop doing that instead of closing it.

[Harajuku]

I slapped some random girl at Walmart cuz i thought she was my friend

[heidimontag]

STOP!!!

[Shakira Stan]

Originally posted by demetriastan

i have a couple

1. in 4th grade i had to go up in front of the school and talk about my inspiration.
lunch time came, and i went home for lunch (the thing i was gonna do was after lunch)
when i came home SOMEHOW i forgot i had to go back to school so i wore my pajamas.
after i ate my mom reminded me i had to go to school so i wore my jacket and ski pants and left.

i was a little late so i went to the gym straight away to do my presentation..

i took my jacket etc off and went straight to the stage.

the spotlight was on me and i started talking........ then someone shouted "who inspired you to dress like a girl?"
then the WHOLE school laughed. i was so embarrassed omg


2. just last week i was jamming to Your Body in the car (i played it on my ipod) then when i got to school, i turned it off and put my ipod in my pocket. i was running to the school gate (the principal was there) and SOMEHOW the my ipod was like "...**** YOUR BODY, OHH HH OHOHOHHHOHOHOH" he gave me the look. my old best friend was near the gate and asked me if i have a p*rn problem


3. someone i dont like asked me to go out with him and his annoying friends and i said no cause i was going to a different city for vacation for a month.

later that day he saw me at starbucks living it up with people he hates mess tbh

4. in 5th grade this girl who lived near me (she looks like taylor swift) once showed up at my house to say hi. day by day she started coming more and more and once she invited me to her house and then when we were playing, she was like "so.. who will tell the people at school"?

me: tell them what..
her: about our love, i mean we cant hide it...
me: girl........................


later that day this girl that liked me (i rejected her) called me and was all mad she was like "WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERENT SEEING PEOPLE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THAT ****"

me: we're not dating though...

her (the angry girl that called me): ARE YOU SAYING THAT SHES UGLY WOW I DONT KNOW WHAT I SEE IN YOU ANYWAY BYE

she apologized the day after

[vamp]

Originally posted by demetriastan

i have a couple

1. in 4th grade i had to go up in front of the school and talk about my inspiration.
lunch time came, and i went home for lunch (the thing i was gonna do was after lunch)
when i came home SOMEHOW i forgot i had to go back to school so i wore my pajamas.
after i ate my mom reminded me i had to go to school so i wore my jacket and ski pants and left.

i was a little late so i went to the gym straight away to do my presentation..

i took my jacket etc off and went straight to the stage.

the spotlight was on me and i started talking........ then someone shouted "who inspired you to dress like a girl?"
then the WHOLE school laughed. i was so embarrassed omg

Stage? Spot light? Pajamas?

I think I would have died.

[caleb.]

Originally posted by demetriastan

4. in 5th grade this girl who lived near me (she looks like taylor swift) once showed up at my house to say hi. day by day she started coming more and more and once she invited me to her house and then when we were playing, she was like "so.. who will tell the people at school"?

me: tell them what..
her: about our love, i mean we cant hide it...
me: girl........................


later that day this girl that liked me (i rejected her) called me and was all mad she was like "WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERENT SEEING PEOPLE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THAT ****"

me: we're not dating though...

her (the angry girl that called me): ARE YOU SAYING THAT SHES UGLY WOW I DONT KNOW WHAT I SEE IN YOU ANYWAY BYE

she apologized the day after

Originally posted by demetriastan

me: girl........................

how can you dump someone who looks like Taylor Swift tho

[vamp]

girls u all a damn mess. I am soaking in tears here. Grabbing strangers ***** and saying I love you to a random stranger. Im done.

[demetriastan]

Originally posted by vamp

Stage? Spot light? Pajamas?

I think I would have died.

crying because the students from grades 1 - 10 were there including the teachers

[demetriastan]

Originally posted by FantasySoul

I slapped some random girl at Walmart cuz i thought she was my friend

need AIR

[demetriastan]

Originally posted by caleb.

how can you dump someone who looks like Taylor Swift tho

how can she come up to me and assume we're dating tho she told her best friend that we were "dating" and they went out to look for wedding rings just for fun in case we get "married"

[Slayrus]

Originally posted by demetriastan

i have a couple

1. in 4th grade i had to go up in front of the school and talk about my inspiration.
lunch time came, and i went home for lunch (the thing i was gonna do was after lunch)
when i came home SOMEHOW i forgot i had to go back to school so i wore my pajamas.
after i ate my mom reminded me i had to go to school so i wore my jacket and ski pants and left.

i was a little late so i went to the gym straight away to do my presentation..

i took my jacket etc off and went straight to the stage.

the spotlight was on me and i started talking........ then someone shouted "who inspired you to dress like a girl?"
then the WHOLE school laughed. i was so embarrassed omg


2. just last week i was jamming to Your Body in the car (i played it on my ipod) then when i got to school, i turned it off and put my ipod in my pocket. i was running to the school gate (the principal was there) and SOMEHOW the my ipod was like "...**** YOUR BODY, OHH HH OHOHOHHHOHOHOH" he gave me the look. my old best friend was near the gate and asked me if i have a p*rn problem


3. someone i dont like asked me to go out with him and his annoying friends and i said no cause i was going to a different city for vacation for a month.

later that day he saw me at starbucks living it up with people he hates mess tbh

4. in 5th grade this girl who lived near me (she looks like taylor swift) once showed up at my house to say hi. day by day she started coming more and more and once she invited me to her house and then when we were playing, she was like "so.. who will tell the people at school"?

me: tell them what..
her: about our love, i mean we cant hide it...
me: girl........................


later that day this girl that liked me (i rejected her) called me and was all mad she was like "WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERENT SEEING PEOPLE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THAT ****"

me: we're not dating though...

her (the angry girl that called me): ARE YOU SAYING THAT SHES UGLY WOW I DONT KNOW WHAT I SEE IN YOU ANYWAY BYE

she apologized the day after

JAKE!!
what kind of mess

[DAKA]

Originally posted by LonelySoul

now I remembered, it was an evening, I HAD to dance "the edge of glory" one way or another my body needed it, I couldn't handle my feet, so I went really quickly to the living room which was kinda dark and where no one could saw me and when I finished my flawless choreo I looked up and MY MOTHA****ING MOM WAS THERE IN THE DARKNESS WATCHING ME! I ran so ****ing quickly to my bedroom, she never said anything.....

I'm a mess, poor my mom. she will never accept my sexuality

[Jaymz]

Originally posted by iggie45

Jay, don't start Do tell the story about your you know

It's pretty much the same as the other persons... except only one person saw

Originally posted by demetriastan

how can she come up to me and assume we're dating tho she told her best friend that we were "dating" and they went out to look for wedding rings just for fun in case we get "married"

Originally posted by DAKA

I wonder if she will write a song about it like Taylor Swift would

[___littlered]

I've had too many but this one just came into my head. This was like two years ago in my geography class. We were all in groups and our teacher (who is a bitch, may I just add) was picking on random people to say the answers. There was this kid who said the wrong answer to a really obvious question and everybody laughed and she SOMEHOW heard me say to my friend "what an idiot"... Then she called me out in front of the class, even though everybody else was saying worse things than me, and said "well let's see what you get on the next one" so I was like okay bitch. Then I got it wrong and she was like "look who's the idiot now" I WAS LIKE AS IF MY GEOGRAPHY TEACHER JUST DRAGGED ME IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE CLASS The worst thing is, other people were saying things and I was the one who got called out. Oh well. I'm glad I don't do Geography anymore.