Hello Everyone! With mixed reviews regarding the challenge, I present to you all the long awaited entries from each team. Here y'all go
Gold Teams Entry
The Green Team can only be described as ratchet clones of the pop girl that they stan for, with less originality and creativity than the same basic blonde wig that she's been sporting for the past few months. They are simply basic, ghetto trash whose intellect couldn't surpass that of a third grader. This is the last challenge before the merge, which is kinda sad considering we're going to have to sit at the same table as them now. Oh well, everyone needs to sit with the special kids at least once in their lives. And I guess it's a good idea to help them now, considering even Lindsay Lohan's rehab facility won't accept them. [/CENTER]
Your best friend on ATRL is a little girl with a rabbit as her avatar. That’s not really a drag, just the description we sent to Chris Hansen. We had trouble thinking of things to drag about you, considering you’ve been more absent from this game than Jax’s father from his life. Are you trying to make it far by flying under the radar? Or do you just seizure onto your keyboard and click submit? Your nice-guy attitude isn't going to get you anywhere in I Love Money, but maybe you'll be the winner of "I Love Bottoming." Ever heard of it? No? No one's heard of you either.
Where do we even start? You’re like a physical embodiment of a Tyler Perry movie, without the money or fame. Kind of like Tiffany Pollard, your irrelevant fave. Your most interesting feature is your desperation. Chilean miners have been pulled outta the ground with less thirst. You spend so much time in PYP that you might as well buy a second home there, not that you could afford one. And bitch lets be real, here. The only swirl you’ve ever had came in a waffle cone. Not that you'd even know what a waffle cone tastes like, considering the only thing you eat is dick and food from the food stamps agency down the street from the corner on which you work.
You are the gayest member in a game that involves Funky. Stop and think about that for a second. Congratulations on your acting award, though! It takes a lot of dedication and hard work to pretend that you're a clearly superior version of your pathetic, lackluster self. Then again, if I was you, I’d spend all my time trying to be someone else, too. Your hideous real personality forces you to put on the fake ratchet persona you’ve stamped onto every biblio-worthy post you’ve ever made. Out of all the Nicki Minaj clones on your team, you're the least original and the most cringeworthy.
We had to rewrite this because we got you and musickid mixed up. We feel really bad about that, so we wanna apologize to musickid. It’s hard to think how we mixed that up…One of you was an actual threat, participated, and was an interesting person. The other is a lowkey clone of anyone in the Nicki base with more alliances in her weave than dicks in Funky’s imagination. Is that 15 in your username your IQ or the number of games you’ve lost first round?
Congrats on making it this far! It must be scary being that close to the edge of elimination, and it must be getting pretty anxious knowing your team has tried to eliminate you twice in a row. How does it feel knowing that Citrus cares more for you than the people you’re working with? Don’t be too nervous about this game; you won’t be in it much longer. Your presence in this game is as nonexistent as the originality in Jax's bottom-feeding, roach-like personality. You beat Richa, I guess. That’s not hard, though. That’s like having the cleanest bussy on Grindr. What are we saying? None of you messy bottoms know anything about being clean.
Green Teams Entry
The Mundane 5th Grade Class of 2009
Quietest
I’m surprised you made it this far completing your entries and whatnot without a helper. Based on your track history, notably ATRL Soul mates, I’m truly shocked. You try to drag and shade but yet you can’t comprehend simple instructions. We had to save you from doing the dragging challenge wrong, because you didn't pick up the basic steps and requirements. And you might as well have went with your little quitting stunt. It would have been the only 5 seconds of you being noticed. At least you have a failed ATRL event and flopping flopped Pokemon game to add to your credentials. But hey, back you go to the land of lost Kreayshawn album sales. At least you have CBXC to tag along with you. The difference between you and CBXC is you’re not in denial in terms of your sexuality...You know, it’s really hard to drag someone who is irrelevant and unknown. You would serve a better purpose in life if you turned into your avi so we could skin you for fur.
Biggest Ego
Just like your name suggests, your posts do more damage than good. Watching you try to be funny and shade in every single post of yours is like watching CrazyCat and his CAL meltdowns. It’s cringe worthy. Aren't you dragged in like every thread you go in? If you were to leave ATRL, you would only be known as a try-hard who stans for Cher. Stanning for that fossil won't ever help you. Girl, the Keri Hilson and Ashanti stans got more on you. But seriously, you’re a Cher stan?...I get it sis, since the rest of your stan base passed away due to age, you’re the last one remaining and have to protect the base’s legacy. And where is this "next hit thread" that you keep talking about? At least pass your plans to CBXC, so he can give it tiresome formatting, which is the only thing he's good at. And I see that you’re into drag queens.
Wait…a Cher stan and obsessively into drag queens...Are you that guy from Christina’s Beautiful video?
Most likely to
join the
Bad Girls Club
Firstly you post way too much, like do you know when to shut up? Maybe you heard this demo saying that you are partly a Kelly stan. Oh no, I am wrong, you are a Demi stan... Go and see Jesus and leave the has-been heirs. And also, YAASSSSSS, Demi isn't looking that good!
Starships’ ATRL persona probably reflects her actual life. She’s an immature little child who focuses on dragging instead of what’s most important. She probably got left behind a few yeas in school. Sweetie, everyone on your team but you has pulled at least an eight. Let’s fix that before we come for others. But you can’t comprehend basic comprehension and critical thinking skills. And since you're out of the competition, you will remain as your team's flop. Poor child thinks she's slick being a troll and all. The mods probably knew of your special case and decided to let it slide. Now we see that they couldn't take the childish ways and stupidity that was reeking from you any longer. The only reason why nobody puts effort into coming back at you is because we don’t want to upset a possible Make-A-Wish kid.
Most likely to
appear on
Jerry Springer
CBXC, what has changed between your end on ANTM and now? Nothing. You are so irrelevant and the only receipts to show you’re an actual member on ATRL are your ILM entries. It seems as though your only posts are in the Games section. Are all your posts in the Games section because you have no personality and you have nothing worthwhile to contribute anywhere else? Just like your sexuality, you’re in denial thinking you have a chance of winning ANTM. You see, the difference between you and Edge, foxay, Matty, and every other ANTM winner minus DOMINO is that they are relevant. Did I mention how boring you are? You know what, the reason why you probably don’t post in the other sections is to hide the fact that you’re Down Low, so you hide in the tamest part of ATRL. Who are you trying to fool with part of your username stemming from Britney, and that you stan for Rihanna? And you always pull the "I have school work" card. Bitch, we know you're working like Brit, but not on school work. Your act is faker than the "straight" guys on Broke Straight Boys. Now I guess we know why DOMINO was one of your first picks.
Here sis, some recommendations that won’t blow your cover:
-Brokestraightboys.com
-Fratmen.com
-Seancody.com
You can go back to bottoming to Skin and Cockiness on the DL now.
Most Blonde
I feel as though I need a translator whenever I attempt to read your posts. Your Stan Switch entry was like ARTPOP- overhyped and an overall flop. The only one who heavily praised your entry seemed to Starships. (Are you and Starships in the same special class?) But you know her, the sis is not caught up mentally like the rest of us. And sis, you are not always attacked. Stop taking everything personally. It’s like you’re a MLD 2.0. You too can’t comprehend basic analytic skills. It’s as if your mentality is a direct representation of the dumb-busted blonde in your avi. That Pixie something avi though...Oh and it's T'Adore, but I am happy you changed that now. When we see a post lacking of logic, such as you not understanding the concept of ties, we know it's you. We don't even need to look at your avatar or username to know it's you.
You are the gayest member in a game that involves Funky. Stop and think about that for a second. Congratulations on your acting award, though! It takes a lot of dedication and hard work to pretend that you're a clearly superior version of your pathetic, lackluster self. Then again, if I was you, I’d spend all my time trying to be someone else, too. Your hideous real personality forces you to put on the fake ratchet persona you’ve stamped onto every biblio-worthy post you’ve ever made. Out of all the Nicki Minaj clones on your team, you're the least original and the most cringeworthy.
Damn. What'd I ever do? Y'all don't even know me in real life, BYE!!!
And bitch lets be real, here. The only swirl you’ve ever had came in a waffle cone. Not that you'd even know what a waffle cone tastes like, considering the only thing you eat is dick and food from the food stamps agency down the street from the corner on which you work.
What kind of contradiction.
You say I spend too much time in PYP thirsting over something I'll never have and the only swirl I came in contact with is a waffle cone, but then you say all I do is eat dick
edit: And then you say in Nasiir's drag that there are only dicks in my imagination. Pick one: I either don't get dick at all or I'm a ***** who just eats dick
Thanks gold team on congratulating me on my award, though! I got it for best ORIGINAL. So despite you going around calling me unoriginal, the people that actually matter think otherwise
Y'all hated me that much that you used drags meant for other people just to mention lil old me? I'm flattered.
Y'all did the same for Connor, keep in mind. And I'll take the fall here. I wrote your drag. Not in its entirety, but the skeleton, for sure. CBXC just added all those adjectives. I went in too hard for you guys, I guess, and if you were offended I apologize. Obviously no harm was intended as you're one of my faves from this game; We slayed the stan swap together. I'm sorry for any bad blood.
@NICKI, Cupid, Zune, ethan - I hate these challenges, because everyone has a different definition for these things. I do stand-up (including insult comedy) in real life for money on the side, so obviously my definition of a drag is different than someone elses. For the future, I think you guys need to define a drag. Some of these girls are doing Disney dragging, and obviously I'm dragging for filth.
I'm so disappointed too. Like I wanted a real good meaty drag like something calling me a scrawny white boy or making fun of how I'm always going unnoticed. I expected more from y'all. #disappointed
Y'all did the same for Connor, keep in mind. And I'll take the fall here. I wrote your drag. Not in its entirety, but the skeleton, for sure. CBXC just added all those adjectives. I went in too hard for you guys, I guess, and if you were offended I apologize. Obviously no harm was intended as you're one of my faves from this game; We slayed the stan swap together. I'm sorry for any bad blood.
@NICKI, Cupid, Zune, ethan - I hate these challenges, because everyone has a different definition for these things. I do stand-up (including insult comedy) in real life for money on the side, so obviously my definition of a drag is different than someone elses. For the future, I think you guys need to define a drag. Some of these girls are doing Disney dragging, and obviously I'm dragging for filth.
Yeah drags need to be defined. You guys just said "drag the other team's members." This isn't Charm School, ANTM, etc., so it shouldn't be expected that the drags are "nice" per-say. I expect the challenges to be messy.
Yeah drags need to be defined. You guys just said "drag the other team's members." This isn't Charm School, ANTM, etc., so it shouldn't be expected that the drags are "nice" per-say. I expect the challenges to be messy.
I vote for a challenge towards the end where you have to drag yourself. Now THAT would be fun. It'd be a nice way to relieve tensions and break down some personal walls without all the potential for hurting others' feelings.
It's hard to decide what's warnable in stuff like this. Each mod has a different spectrum of what is warnable and what's just playful. I'm just saying: If there were some more specifics, I don't think we would've run into this problem.
Gold Teams Entry
