"Hello this is Taylor Swift"
"Hi Taylor this is Apple Music"
"Oh wow, how can I help you?"
"We have a script we need you to post on Tumblr."
"Oh...normally I just post cat pictures but ok, whats it about?"
"Basically how Apple isn't paying artists during the free trial period. We need you to make us look bad, so a day later we can reverse the decision, and make it look like it was based on your opinion. It's part of our marketing campaign, trust us."
"You want Apple look like it bends to my will? Ok let's do it."
