I already posted them yesterday, but some people asked again...
OFFICIAL Scheiße Lyrics
Tweeted by Jeff (Interscope)
Are you liking Gaga’s "Scheiße" but don't know what she’s saying? Well here are the lyrics to the song as found in the #BornThisWay booklet:
I don’t speak German but I can if you like
Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen begun be üske but-bair
Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen fräulein uske-be clair
Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen begun be üske but-bair
Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen fräulein uske-be clair
Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen begun be üske but-bair
Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen fräulein uske-be clair
MORE:
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/ahv4lh
So, no German except for:
Ich, es, aus, Fräulein, Scheiße
Some french, like Madre Monstere.
The rest... I HAVE NO ****ING IDEA

Go and translate it via GoogleTranslate or whatever. I tried every possible language. Hilarious.