The Confessions Tour.... UGH. 
 
It's one of those things where you think years later, 'did you EVEN KNOW at the time what you were watching?' When I meet Madonna fans and tell them that was my first tour, there's an island of reaction 

 Such a full work of art, her body, her singing, her star power, touring one of her greatest albums, breaking records, getting bitches mad at the Vatican, UGH. <3
I may have shared this story before but it bears repeating tbh 
 
When I got the tickets, I was super excited and so were all of my high school teachers 

 Except one, the Puerto Rican math teacher. Her literal words of reaction were, 'I'm not impressed.' 

 I knew immediately why she wasn't impressed, but do you guys? Which true blue Madonna fan can answer the question? 
