[Kosmo]

I'm not READY for Maria's retirement and I'm not even her biggest fan. But her iconic Wimbledon win was basically the reason I started playing/watching tennis, so it'd feel really weird knowing that this teenage girl that inspired me to grab a racket is no longer playing

I hope it's not that, but I really don't know what else they'd hold a huge press conference like this for.

[ABEL-o-matic]

[Thanatos]

30 minutes left! Light up your prayer candles!

[Sensation]

An ESPN reporter said on Twitter it's not retirement

[Thanatos]

[Thanatos]

5 minutes left, 6.5k viewers so far! Get in!

[Lipton]

Here we go~

[ABEL-o-matic]

1 minute! 7000 viewers. and they say she don't bring in the ratings.

[ABEL-o-matic]

Curtains up, and we see her chocolate line!

[Thanatos]

OMG I AM BALD

[Sensation]

OMG DOPING

[ABEL-o-matic]

Doping.

[Marla Singer]

OMG

[BlackAura]

[Lipton]

screaming. Can't say I am surprised, though.

[BlackAura]

"from Wata"

[Tatoli]

I am shocked, I didn't expect it, this is such a big distraction from her.
At least she's not retiring.

[Marla Singer]

She failed the drug test at Melbourne, Serena STILL kicked her ass there.

[Thanatos]

The endless drags now. Poor my fave, couldn´t even beat Rena with this

[BeyonSea]

Wait what?