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Discussion: Most Embarrassing Moment In Your Life
Member Since: 8/3/2012
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Originally posted by BIAATCH
Oh God,Today a package of condom felt from my bag in the middle of class, the teacher made me call my mom to talk about it  Thanks God, she didn't looked for more things in my bag  |
waiT what, why? 
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Member Since: 10/19/2011
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Originally posted by LonelySoul
waiT what, why? |
She said me that I can't bring that kind of things to the school , that I'm underage and my parents needs to know about it. I was like wtf but my mom really don't care about it and thought it was of waste time. Stupid catholic schools.
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Member Since: 8/3/2012
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Originally posted by BIAATCH
She said me that I can't bring that kind of things to the school , that I'm underage and my parents needs to know about it. I was like wtf but my mom really don't care about it and thought it was of waste time. Stupid catholic schools. |
did you use it 
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by Jaymz
Nooooooooooo 
Iggie, iggie, iggie... it's not nice to lie
my favourite story  |
Jay, it's not nice to butt in
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by BIAATCH
Oh God,Today a package of condom felt from my bag in the middle of class, the teacher made me call my mom to talk about it Thanks God, she didn't looked for more things in my bag |
My friend gave me a condom during our visit to the counselor at school. Our counselor was thanking us for using condoms
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
Posts: 23,576
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Originally posted by iamstrong
Eff. This happened to me yesterday
I was studying for my midterm at the quiet study zone in the library when I accidently let out a LOUD fart, and EVERYONE turned and looked at me.
I ran out of the library so quick  |
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Originally posted by JonathanMinaj
omg. I had to share another one. I was in P.E one day and we were dressing out, and while I was taking my shorts off my dick slipped out and E V E R Y B O D Y was staring at me. I didnt know until i looked down and some boy said "LOOK AT THAT." I never went back to gym again.  |
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Originally posted by BIAATCH
Oh God,Today a package of condom felt from my bag in the middle of class, the teacher made me call my mom to talk about it Thanks God, she didn't looked for more things in my bag |
Y'all are train wrecks 
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Originally posted by LonelySoul
now I remembered, it was an evening, I HAD to dance "the edge of glory" one way or another my body needed it, I couldn't handle my feet, so I went really quickly to the living room which was kinda dark and where no one could saw me and when I finished my flawless choreo  I looked up and MY MOTHA****ING MOM WAS THERE IN THE DARKNESS WATCHING ME! I ran so ****ing quickly to my bedroom, she never said anything.....
 I'm a mess, poor my mom. she will never accept my sexuality |
Of course she didn't say anything while you were dancing; she enjoyed the show  
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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I was once at Target with a friend. I started blasting music from The Pussycat Dolls on my phone. Everyone in the store could hear it. I then started singing so loud and was getting all dramatic. I'm such a mess.
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Member Since: 6/15/2012
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Oh Jesus, this one is interesting. Once my dog ate a box of crayons (don't ask how  ). She pooped in the living room and the poop was in the form of a circle like this: O and it had tiny crayon bits in it. In my childish youth and ignorance, I thought that the poop was a chocolate donut with sprinkles. Long story short, I had the poop IN MY HAND about 1 inch from my mouth about to eat it and then my mom comes up to me HORRIFIED seeing that I am about to eat dog poop. She took me to the doctor and the psychiatrist ( ) the next day.
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Member Since: 3/26/2012
Posts: 37,592
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Originally posted by Ozzy8923
Oh Jesus, this one is interesting. Once my dog ate a box of crayons (don't ask how ). She pooped in the living room and the poop was in the form of a circle like this: O and it had tiny crayon bits in it. In my childish youth and ignorance, I thought that the poop was a chocolate donut with sprinkles. Long story short, I had the poop IN MY HAND about 1 inch from my mouth about to eat it and then my mom comes up to me HORRIFIED seeing that I am about to eat dog poop. She took me to the doctor and the psychiatrist ( ) the next day. |
I can't deal with this.
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Member Since: 5/8/2012
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Member Since: 5/8/2012
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Okay so I was in preschool, minding my own business in playtime, drawing pictures and ****
Then I felt this urge to pee, but I ignored it and tried to finish my drawing
Then the next thing I knew my pants were soaked and piss was dripping all over the floor. I started screaming like a banshee and I ran crying to the bathroom (which was all the way across the classroom)
So naturally, all of the kids noticed and they started chasing me and screaming things like "R U OKAY" "WAT HAPPENED" and I got my ass into the bathroom and for some reason I never thought about turning the lock, and next thing I knew there were 20 kids banging on the bathroom door, screaming and yelling things at me, trying to push the door open with me sobbing hysterically with my back against the door 
I don't remember much after that
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Member Since: 9/4/2011
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Too many to remember 
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Originally posted by Ozzy8923
Oh Jesus, this one is interesting. Once my dog ate a box of crayons (don't ask how ). She pooped in the living room and the poop was in the form of a circle like this: O and it had tiny crayon bits in it. In my childish youth and ignorance, I thought that the poop was a chocolate donut with sprinkles. Long story short, I had the poop IN MY HAND about 1 inch from my mouth about to eat it and then my mom comes up to me HORRIFIED seeing that I am about to eat dog poop. She took me to the doctor and the psychiatrist ( ) the next day. |
no ****ing way when did this happen? pls, tell me you were under 10yo
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Originally posted by Butters
Okay so I was in preschool, minding my own business in playtime, drawing pictures and ****
Then I felt this urge to pee, but I ignored it and tried to finish my drawing
Then the next thing I knew my pants were soaked and piss was dripping all over the floor. I started screaming like a banshee and I ran crying to the bathroom (which was all the way across the classroom)
So naturally, all of the kids noticed and they started chasing me and screaming things like "R U OKAY" "WAT HAPPENED" and I got my ass into the bathroom and for some reason I never thought about turning the lock, and next thing I knew there were 20 kids banging on the bathroom door, screaming and yelling things at me, trying to push the door open with me sobbing hysterically with my back against the door
I don't remember much after that |
I feel your pain...
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Member Since: 8/26/2012
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Originally posted by Ozzy8923
Oh Jesus, this one is interesting. Once my dog ate a box of crayons (don't ask how ). She pooped in the living room and the poop was in the form of a circle like this: O and it had tiny crayon bits in it. In my childish youth and ignorance, I thought that the poop was a chocolate donut with sprinkles. Long story short, I had the poop IN MY HAND about 1 inch from my mouth about to eat it and then my mom comes up to me HORRIFIED seeing that I am about to eat dog poop. She took me to the doctor and the psychiatrist ( ) the next day. |
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Member Since: 5/10/2007
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Slipping on my high school graduation walk and dragging my mom on the ground as well. 
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Member Since: 10/12/2010
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Originally posted by BlazingLovatic
So many stories about farting |
IKR..?? 
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Originally posted by iamstrong
Eff. This happened to me yesterday
I was studying for my midterm at the quiet study zone in the library when I accidently let out a LOUD fart, and EVERYONE turned and looked at me.
I ran out of the library so quick |
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Originally posted by JonathanMinaj
omg. I had to share another one. I was in P.E one day and we were dressing out, and while I was taking my shorts off my dick slipped out and E V E R Y B O D Y was staring at me. I didnt know until i looked down and some boy said "LOOK AT THAT." I never went back to gym again. |
That's happened to me before... but only one person saw it
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Originally posted by iggie45
Jay, it's not nice to butt in |
It's my job to clock lies
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Originally posted by Ozzy8923
Oh Jesus, this one is interesting. Once my dog ate a box of crayons (don't ask how ). She pooped in the living room and the poop was in the form of a circle like this: O and it had tiny crayon bits in it. In my childish youth and ignorance, I thought that the poop was a chocolate donut with sprinkles. Long story short, I had the poop IN MY HAND about 1 inch from my mouth about to eat it and then my mom comes up to me HORRIFIED seeing that I am about to eat dog poop. She took me to the doctor and the psychiatrist ( ) the next day. |
Oh... My... GOD...
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Originally posted by INTRA
Slipping on my high school graduation walk and dragging my mom on the ground as well. |
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Member Since: 1/9/2011
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Originally posted by rivers
Calling your teacher mom in front of the whole class. I've done it more than once too |
This..
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Member Since: 11/16/2011
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One time in history class, my teacher asked this question:
"Have you ever had to threatened to commit suicide to get something?"
AND I THREW MY HAND UP because I wasn't listening all the way and thought he said something along the lines of:
"Have you known someone who threatened to commit suicide to get something?"
And then he asked me why and I explained that my sister is a psycho and everyone looked at me like I was high.
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Originally posted by ImARudeBoy
One time in history class, my teacher asked this question:
"Have you ever had to threatened to commit suicide to get something?"
AND I THREW MY HAND UP because I wasn't listening all the way and thought he said something along the lines of:
"Have you known someone who threatened to commit suicide to get something?"
And then he asked me why and I explained that my sister is a psycho and everyone looked at me like I was high.
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Member Since: 1/1/2012
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Originally posted by Ozzy8923
Oh Jesus, this one is interesting. Once my dog ate a box of crayons (don't ask how ). She pooped in the living room and the poop was in the form of a circle like this: O and it had tiny crayon bits in it. In my childish youth and ignorance, I thought that the poop was a chocolate donut with sprinkles. Long story short, I had the poop IN MY HAND about 1 inch from my mouth about to eat it and then my mom comes up to me HORRIFIED seeing that I am about to eat dog poop. She took me to the doctor and the psychiatrist ( ) the next day. |
WHAT?
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