Some of you just didn't understand the purpose of the roast. Just let everyone say what they have to say, it's not supposed to be that serious and you're not supposed to defend the people who are roasted.
Lipton's hilarious. He has impeccable timing.
There's always about 12 posts of praising and then... Unfortunately, she can't sing, dance, or sell a record.
and then all hell breaks loose. Quite flawless indeed.
One man with dozens of wigs bobbing on a fishing pole.
Will the kids ever learn?
Lipton is the epitome of a troll, and I actually mean that in a positive/good way. He says the sings he says because he can and because he wants to get you all wiled up. Fortunately for him, you all respond to it in fury and rage, which keeps his cheap-budget-New-Age blood flowing.
It's like you all just allow him to make you pressed with his shadiness. If you ignore the problem, the problem will go away and just talk about how Enya is better than oxygen. His fave puts me to sleep though. The rest is for SYG.
I am tired of you constantly dragging my fave. Not only do you do it in Stand Your Ground. You do it everywhere. Stop pushing Enya on us. She is irrelevant. She has not been relevant since 2001. No one cares about her. Your stanning for her is not the least bit entertaining. It is annoying to be honest. Everyone wants you to stop.
Now back to you. Bitch, you are nothing more than a FAT, ugly troll. How dare you call anyone's life sad and pathetic to live? LOOK AT YOURS, ****. You spend your days perched on your Windows 98 desktop beating your ***-covered keyboard trying to get people mad. Is that all you do, Bigjay-zlipton? Do you go outside? Do you have friends beside the roaches that crawl your section-8 tenament? Here's a suggestion. Why don't you get your fat ass out of that poor computer chair, go outside and do some exorcise? You got more rolls than a rolling pin and you got breasts IN YO BACK BITCH.
Not cute, bitch. Not cute. I am nauseated by the thought of the bacteria growing in betwixt those layers of fat.
My thoughts and prayers go out to the men that have to pick your ass up and take you to the morgue when you finally have a coronary and DIE. And I know you're on the edge of a coronary, sis. Your arteries are clogged like Superhead's throat. Now when you finally RAISE YOUR FAT ASS UP, SIGN OFF AND GO OUTSIDE, please be careful not to run or fall. The people of Haiti have had enough.
You're using far too much electricity. I mean... you're more broke than RuPaul's back. I don't know HOW you afford to keep your lights on. You're not working at a grocery store because they know you'd swallow a whole ****ing aisle. You're not working at a school because you'd petrify the kids with that abominable face of yours.
Harmoine after seeing Lipton:
I'VE GOT IT. You collect your coins by sucking on Enya's centuries-old, paper-white, celtic BALLS. How do they taste, bitch? How do they ****ing taste?
You are SO ****ING STUPID. Your mother didn't even drop you on your head when you were born. Good sis ****ing banged you against the wall, repeatedly. Crack-headed bitch. Know wonder you have no education. No school district has enough money to accommodate a bitch as retarded as you are. They couldn't even put you on the short bus. The Down's Syndrome kids would RAG on you.
Is that your "good side" bitch? Come for Bey again. We'll burn the other side of your face and leave your wig laying on the ground right by your IQ. I'll have you looking like a cancer patient bitch. Good night. Actually, **** your night. Dick-in-the-booty-ass-little-n!gga
1. Let's stop quoting the "picture book" as RGP put it best
2. Shape, you should see the message it PMed me
3. There really needs to be a members roast again
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Originally posted by Shape
Kii you've been here like, a month and you're already trying harder to clock Lipton than anyone else will today
All those gifs
He must really have you bothered
Do you seethe whenever he says "Bianca"?
Do you smash your fists against the keyboard whenever he uses an Enya gif?
Too many people defending and praising mods(like, duh). Too many others mocking and criticising the few roasts there are. Because that will encourage more, right? At least theyre actually making an effort and get what the threads about.
1. Let's stop quoting the "picture book" as RGP put it best
2. Shape, you should see the message it PMed me
3. There really needs to be a members roast again
I tried my best. 
...but give him a break. Isn't he in 8th grade or his freshman year in high school? 
Is the Beyhive really that scared?