Lady Gaga - Just Dance
Real lyrics: I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Misheard: I love this record baby but I can't menstruate anymore
Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
Actual: You're a good girl, and that's what makes me trust you.
Misheard: You're a good girl, and that's what makes me Justin.
Tegan and Sara, Closer
Actual: It's not just all physical. I'm the type who won't get oh so critical.
Actual: It's not just all physical. I'm a top who won't get oh so critical.