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Originally posted by Dinosauer
THIS IS OFFICIALLY SEXY. Ugh I am so jealous my ex of 2 years was so not into sex and we broke up about 6 months ago and I haven't been touched since. And living in rural, Japan isn't helping.
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You have no idea, I feel like the good sis Rihanna. He is kind of a jerk and has that douchebag straight personality sometimes, but it can be really hot. Like, the day before we had sex, we had finished studying in my dorm at like 4 am, so I got my shower stuff (I have a community bath, dorm lyfe) and he had to use the restroom, so he came in with me, but he ended up like pushing me into the shower and started and stripping me and.. omg. You know when in movies people be gasping all dramatically and ****? WELL THAT WAS ME IN THIS MOMENT IT WAS SO HOT, we ended up just jerking each other off; he wanted to have sex, but we were in the shower, so no condom was available.
HELP ME BE MORE LIKE BEYONCE AND PICK THE GOOD MAN, SISTREN