I am on the edge of a meltdown.
And I feel like an asshole because I should be congratulating her. But bitch what the ****!? Do you know how excited a ***** was when he got those tickets?! In the middle of class at 10:00 AM on my phone refreshing like a madman?! Paid over a hundred and fifty dollars for the opportunity to see my Queen for the first time! I have been dreaming about this since I was a KID. Who the **** gets pregnant before a world tour?! Before the start of a new era?! Where the **** was the condom?!
My day has already sucked, and I come home to this news? Nah.
Let me just stop before I say something wrong. I am fuming. E!, if you're ******** me, I'm coming for your neck. Jay, your neck's already mine. Have a safe pregnancy, Bey. I still love you.