Marvin decided that even though iforgiveyou has trolled everyone about boxes in the past, he'd just go for it.
Was iforgiveyou trolling? Was there even a box?
Marvin opens the box
Oh No
Oh heavens no
This should have come as no surprise
Marvin
Sis
Poor you
I actually feel really bad about this
Marvin felt a tear of betrayal in his eye
There was only a single valued up to $1.29 + tax inside.
See I wouldn't troll you.