[RatedG²]

I'm praying for you jax and legit

edit: and cheetos. Try not to get your digestive system destroyed by the tortillas!

[Doc Xoce]

Originally posted by jax.

im so nervous ima be awkward af tomorrow

i wasnt awkward over facetime or when it was me, him, and someone else but this is our first time alone. pray 4 me

Question, cause I don't read older posts,

- How did you meet (keep it cute, not here for a wall of text)
- How long has it been
- How are you seeing each other tomorrow
- How cute is he, be honest

[Guernica]

omg I nearly got into the wrong car when coming out of the store tonight. people were in the car too, can you imagine if I just opened the door and sat there with some random person in the drivers seat like um who tf is this bitch

[jax.]

Originally posted by Legit

Question, cause I don't read older posts,

- How did you meet (keep it cute, not here for a wall of text)
- How long has it been
- How are you seeing each other tomorrow
- How cute is he, be honest

1. instagram. he saw me in a pic a friend posted and began messaging me.

2. a week LOL

3. what do u mean. im going to his house if thats what youre asking. and we're gonna go eat wings!

4. a 10 tbh.

[Dessy Fenix]

Originally posted by jax.

im so nervous ima be awkward af tomorrow

i wasnt awkward over facetime or when it was me, him, and someone else but this is our first time alone. pray 4 me

Have fun

[jax.]

Originally posted by Guernica

omg I nearly got into the wrong car when coming out of the store tonight. people were in the car too, can you imagine if I just opened the door and sat there with some random person in the drivers seat like um who tf is this bitch

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i've actually done that before and i just closed the door and ran

[Dessy Fenix]

Originally posted by Guernica

omg I nearly got into the wrong car when coming out of the store tonight. people were in the car too, can you imagine if I just opened the door and sat there with some random person in the drivers seat like um who tf is this bitch

WTF

[Doc Xoce]

Originally posted by Guernica

"um who tf is this bitch"

"You're next mistake"

Originally posted by jax.

1. instagram. he saw me in a pic a friend posted and began messaging me.

2. a week LOL

3. what do u mean. im going to his house if thats what youre asking. and we're gonna go eat wings!

4. a 10 tbh.

Omg he slid into your dms what the hell. I hope all you're eating tomorrow is wings!

[Nameless]

people will do so much witchcraft tonight that cupid won't survive till morning, i can see all the hate he's getting

[Achilles.]

My roommate has a friend over and he looks familiar. I think he was friends with one of my past roommates. IDK. I'm trying not to look at him because he's in a cop costume and men in uniform are my weakness.

[Magickarp]

Originally posted by Guernica

omg I nearly got into the wrong car when coming out of the store tonight. people were in the car too, can you imagine if I just opened the door and sat there with some random person in the drivers seat like um who tf is this bitch

Ouch

[Almodusa]

Funky, I heard Bliss is bad song.

Is this trueee?

[jax.]

Originally posted by Legit

"You're next mistake"


Omg he slid into your dms what the hell. I hope all you're eating tomorrow is wings!

yeah bc he said he wants to take it slow

and d i was surprised af when i saw him message me.


-


all my friends r so wild compared to me.

[FunkyDinevo]

wooo okay that was a good laugh. time for more homework

[Guernica]

Originally posted by dessy

WTF

it's after dark and they had the same color car don't judge me

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Guernica

omg I nearly got into the wrong car when coming out of the store tonight. people were in the car too, can you imagine if I just opened the door and sat there with some random person in the drivers seat like um who tf is this bitch

Back in high school I had a tall Asian friend who I'd punch in the spleen because that was my way of flirting with her. It wasn't a soft one either but she liked it lol.


So one day I walk out of class and see "her" in the hallway so I punch her in her spleen and some random Asian girl turns around and it wasn't my friend. So I punched myself in the face in front of her and ran

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

Funky, I heard Bliss is bad song.

Is this trueee?

It's Mariah's best (one of) song

[Doc Xoce]

Originally posted by jax.

yeah bc he said he wants to take it slow

and d i was surprised af when i saw him message me.


all my friends r so wild compared to me.

This story is so familiar.

This happened to me last year, except, I was the guy who dm'd first. The whole thing was incredibly rushed, next thing you know it I was in a movie theater trying to watch American Sniper with his hands down my pants. I dumped his ass a few days later.

[Changes]

Originally posted by Guernica

omg I nearly got into the wrong car when coming out of the store tonight. people were in the car too, can you imagine if I just opened the door and sat there with some random person in the drivers seat like um who tf is this bitch

I always fear this might happen.

[Guernica]

Originally posted by RatedG²

Back in high school I had a tall Asian friend who I'd punch in the spleen because that was my way of flirting with her. It wasn't a soft one either but she liked it lol.


So one day I walk out of class and see "her" in the hallway so I punch her in her spleen and some random Asian girl turns around and it wasn't my friend. So I punched myself in the face in front of her and ran

monte sis pls