[That Bad Eartha]

Nothing about American Life is "beautiful" except for maybe a few of the ballads. The rest of it is an overproduced, try-hard, pretentious mess. I don't care if she made it for herself. That doesn't make it good.

[conatus]

American Life is great.

But we are not having this discussion today.

[conatus]

Wow. EarAcheCity.

[Pandora]

Nobody Knows Me is the song of the century!

[conatus]

Originally posted by conatus

Personal duds (or rather, my least favourites because some albums have multiple duds):

Like A Virgin - Over And Over (I still like it though. Such an underrated album!)

EDIT: I forgot Love Don't Live Here Anymore exists so let me replace Holy And Holy with that.

[Shaliydah88]

Originally posted by conatus

American Life is great.

But we are not having this discussion today.

I agree.
-

Anyway here's my list.

Madonna - I Know It: Unnecessary.
Like A Virgin - Shoo Be Doo: I have nothing against this song. It's just the worst song on the album.
True Blue - LMTWGR: Unnecessary and unwanted. I can think of a demo that could have easily taken its place on the album.
Like A Prayer - Keep It Together. I mean, at least Cherish has a nice melody.
Erotica - Why's It So Boring.
Bedtime Stories - Don't Stop. Filler.
Ray Of Light- RoL's "weakest" songs are CPG, TPOGB and THANTH. But they were my access points to the album, so I can't drag them. But Skin does nothing for me.
I don't even remember Music, so that'd be pointless.
American Life is immaculate. (Well, not really. But I've come to overlook its flaws and even appreciate them.)
Confessions: Let It Will Be. I just can't get into it.
Hard Candy: Spanish Lesson.
MDNA: Bday Song
Rebel Heart: Illuminati.

[conatus]

Ff, for the longest I've thought Keep It Together would make a great LSFYL song on RuPaul's Drag Race and when I was listening to it earlier, my boyfriend said the same. Get to it, Ru!

[That Bad Eartha]

Yas please. Would have been better than Causing A Commotion

Keep It Together is honestly one of my all time favorite M songs and I can't quite figure out why.

[Pandora]

Keep It Together is a classy, relatable anthem. As is the album it belongs to.

[conatus]

Causing A Commotion was such a bizarre choice. At least go for the original, Into The Groove!

[Shaliydah88]

Both ITG and Causing a Commotion are great. @ her cloning her best song and still getting something respectable out of it.

[LoveLiveMusic]

Madonna - I Know It
Like A Virgin - Shoo-Bee-Doo
True Blue - Jimmy Jimmy
Like A Prayer - really all of it, but Dear Jessie by far
Erotica - Words
Bedtime Stories - Don't Stop. It sounds like an S Club 7 song
Ray of Light - Shanti/Ashtangi
Music - NONE!
American Life - I'm So Stupid
Confession On A Dance Floor - Push. I omitted using the bonuses cause they're both kinda trash too.
Hard Candy - Incredible
MDNA - B-Day Song
Rebel Heart - Body Shop

[Nemo]

I refuse to believe there is a single person who actually believes that "Nobody's Perfect" is the worst song on 'Music'..

[conatus]

Originally posted by Nemo

I refuse to believe there is a single person who actually believes that "Nobody's Perfect" is the worst song on 'Music'..

The @ feature is free hunty!

It just doesn't do anything for me. It kind of passes me by and the Autotune (Is this even supposed to be capitalised?) is kind of annoying. It was between it, What It Feels Like For A Hunty, Paradise (Not For Me Indeed!), and American Puff Pastry.

[Nemo]

Nnn. Multiple people had said NP!

Anyway, has anyone noticed how the majority of the base conversation is us bashing M on what we believe are her slip ups rather than praising the work of hers that we love..?

[Reinvention]

Originally posted by GarageGlamorous

American Life - Mother and Father
-My father used to go to work, I used to think he was a jerk. This whole song reminds me of something Phoebe Buffay would have sang.

ddd you're wrong for making me think of this flawless song this way.

Originally posted by GarageGlamorous

MDNA - I'm A Sinner
-Wasn't it great to be fourteen? Too bad Madonna was fifty-three when she recorded it! I don't know who told her that Gogol Bordello meets kareoke-tier psychedelic rock was a good idea. Probably Guy. Take your pick, either one.

What kind of flop taste do you have? "I'm a Sinner" SLAYS. Blatantly one of the best, if not the best, album track on the album. It's better than GMAYL too.

Originally posted by GarageGlamorous

Rebel Heart - Body Shop
-This only won out over Autotune Baby because it landed on the standard edition, and what's worse is she decided to perform it in full on tour instead of, I don't know, Like A Prayer, Vogue, Hung Up, Take A Bow, or Frozen. The instrumental always makes me think of some cheap jingle for a lame radio ad, like for detergent or something.

"Body Shop" is blatantly an incredible song.

[lolzjustinwat]

Hey girls, I don't know what has happened, but I've been listening to nothing but Madonna for the past two weeks. I've always liked her, but suddenly, I'm in stan-mode.

I also just got Erotica and Madonna on vinyl, and the former is probably my favorite record in my collection. The packaging is so nice.

[conatus]

Originally posted by lolzjustinwat

Hey girls, I don't know what has happened, but I've been listening to nothing but Madonna for the past two weeks. I've always liked her, but suddenly, I'm in stan-mode.

I also just got Erotica and Madonna on vinyl, and the former is probably my favorite record in my collection. The packaging is so nice.

Welcome! Have you listened to all her albums? What's your favourite?

[Reinvention]

Do ya'll, who buy vinyls, actually have players to listen to them on? My twitter secret santa present (don't ask - it's a thing in New Zealand run by New Zealand Post) was a vinyl copy of "Like a Virgin", which slays, but like what's a gal to do with it?

[conatus]

Originally posted by Reinvention

Do ya'll, who buy vinyls, actually have players to listen to them on? My twitter secret santa present (don't ask - it's a thing in New Zealand run by New Zealand Post) was a vinyl copy of "Like a Virgin", which slays, but like what's a gal to do with it?

I do. My LAV vinyl was one of the first things I listened to on it.