No pun of course. Just read and enjoy it! I poke fun at their lifestyle. But I'm doing it in a sarcastically way, duh?
And get high ^_^.
Wasting my life away to smoke bong sounds good to me right now. I want to be cool like all you potheads. Smoking grass sounds thrilling and a must have for a full life experience. God, just thinking about inhaling that smoke into my healthy lungs. MAN! It sounds so exotic. I can feel it going into my lungs. That burning (right?) sensation, let it out. Breathe it back in, hold it in and let it out again.
Man, my pupils are getting bigger. This experience is so tight. Pass me the bong please. Thanks. I'm going to take a big hit. Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out Here you go, take the bong. Let me feel this highness take over myself. God, this feeling, it's better than sex. We should do this more often. Hey how about in two hours? Yeah bud, let's cheif in two hours. *cough* *cough* I can just feel and taste the budda in my system now. It's so erotic. Man we should just have a holiday for potheads. Oh wait dude, we do. 4/20. That's coming up dawg, soon. We should smoke a few onces throughout the day. Like every hour or so.
Man, I want to get high everyday. This experience is so much fun. Just chilling with my peeps and getting high sounds like an everyday priority for me. I think I'll put off my homework so I can get high. I'll even put off my other hobbies just to get high. Cheifin' <3. Hey dude pass me the bong again. I need that budda in my lungs again. God! This is pure orgasmic.
Let's just not worry about other things right now man, let's just focus on inhaling this budda. This green stuff. Yeahhhhh holla at a hoe. Did you see that one bitch? She was hot. Let's get her high then let's have sex. Mannnnn, pass me the bong dude. Okay. Did you see her thong? That ass? Damn. Let's get her drunk too. What a night guys. Budda, alcohol and some girl action. Did you bring any condoms? No, we didn't. Oh **** it, I'll go without them. I gotta have sex with that bitch. Look at that thong.
You guys can finish that bong, I'm going upstairs to the bedroom now. Oh and don't burn any holes into the carpet. My parents will kill me. Peace out. Hey hoe. What's up? You drunk? Yeah me too. I'm high as **** also. Holla. Let's go into my room, I got some things to show you. So, I'm so drunk and high right haha. Let's make out? *kiss* Damn let's just have sex. Take your clothes off....No I didn't bring any condoms, I'll pull out when I'm about to burst okay? Tight.
(next morning)
Man I got so chopped last night. I got wasted and also got laid. WHAT A NIGHT MAN!!!! It was ****ing tight. It's so much fun.
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but Jesse fans are scared to even post what they think?
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