Down on the west coast, they got a sayin'
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even **** with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my ***** from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and *** in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a **** (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my ***** from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
So wrong! Just like Lana said!
This is everything.
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
Down on the west coast, they got a sayin'
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even **** with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my ***** from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and *** in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a **** (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my ***** from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
Down on the west coast they got a sayin'
Where the moonlight wont shine
Saying daddy please
Getting your sweet knees
Unzip the old man jeans
look up to the sky
C*nt you lied I got no single
You gave me gonorrhea
Down on the west coast they got a sayin'
Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg.
You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt, yeah.
Down on the West Coast they got a sayin'...
**** Stefani, suck my **** in the pale moonlight
Live fast, die young, and **** that **** **** all over the ****
Daddy **** **** **** **** ***** in my ****
Down in the West Coast they got a sayin'
Love won't get a girl as far as money can
But baby as long as your heart's payin'
I'll be your baby doll and you'll be my man
