When Clive wondered about putting Katy Perry at a table with Taylor Swift, because they share “a commonality of being young female artists,” it was pointed out that they also shared a commonality of boyfriends, in John Mayer (Swift had an unhappy affair with him; Perry is dating him now). “We might look for a different seating,” Clive allowed. Perry and Mayer ended up at a table with Sara Bareilles, Lorde, and Lorde’s father, Vic.
They should have moved Taylor to be with Her BFFs Lorde and Sara.
Imagine Lorde and Katy casually dining together after Lorde snubbed Katy her tour offer. Oh, how I wish I could be a fly on the wall.
