Awkward moment ARTPOP instrumentals slay you more than some of the actual songs do
Pretty much you've described her discography.
Sometime she's lucky when the whole song "works", but many times the intrumental is better than the song itself.
and idk how it gets better than this, you take my hand and drag me head first, fearless
and idk why but with you I dance in the storm in my best dress, fearless
This review is still one of the best ones I have read. The amount of Chris Martin draggings and Gwyneth randomly being dragged into it and given her lashings too
This is brilliant thank you
I must have just spent the last 10 minutes howling at this
Pretty much you've described her discography.
Sometime she's lucky when the whole song "works", but many times the intrumental is better than the song itself.
I see you're slowly becoming a Medonster, my task is done!!!
I must have just spent the last 10 minutes howling at this
Quote:
There was another track but the f***ing CD physically f***ing evaporated before I could play it. Coldplay? C***grey, more like! There’s only one f***ing substance on this earth more colourless and full of f***ing nothing than Ghost Stories and that’s f***ing Gwyneth Paltrow’s urine!
Dear jooooooooohn
I see it all now that ur gooooooonee
Don't u think I was too young to be messed with??
The girl in the dress cried the whole way hooooome
“I wish you could have let me know/What’s really going on below.” No, kids, he doesn’t mean genitalia. Martin and Paltrow are like 1930s Disney nymphs, they don’t f***ing have genitalia. He means f***ing feelings, the c***.
I lost it
And the part about being whiter than Shirley Temple serenading the KKK in a snowstorm, when will SYG's drags
woo can't believe how much of a non factor Justin Bieber and her music became.
I honestly couldn't tell the name of any song that came after Boyfriend. no wonder he's playing up for the media
Anyway, Martin got married to f***ing Gwyneth Paltrow, that ghastly, gulping, giraffe-necked, sick-making long drink of carb-averse goop, they created their own f***ing hole in the f***ing ozone layer flying around the world with Martin warbling about how concerned they were about the f***ing environment
This review is still one of the best ones I have read. The amount of Chris Martin draggings and Gwyneth randomly being dragged into it and given her lashings too
A spot-on review, to be honest. Balanced and professional.
And this was in her native Australia! 
