So basically, some developments from last night include:
1) If you sing fake Adele songs stolen from Tom Petty in a whiny and largely awful voice you will win

2) If you sing innovative and original songs in a unique and amazing voice you will lose

3) Beyoncé doesn't run the world (according to the Academy)

4) If you didn't think Taylor's dancing could get more annoying, you were wrong

5) Who is Beck? Why, Beck is the artist who beat our non-faves for AOTY (...and may be seeking a restraining order against the entire Hive).

6) Speaking of the Hive, in some ways, we are all at their mercy as they got thanked by name by their fav at the Grammys. How's that for impact?

7) Some pop girls...can actually sing?

8) Hozier could use a haircuit.

9) Awards shows are so 2012.

10) Adele is still on a Space mission with the only products thus far being suffering of fans and decline of the music industry as a whole
