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Originally posted by highwayuni
Reasons why the Goddess of Dance Pop Nicole Scherjzkqbskansjansbs is better than the disgusting prostitute Beyst:
- She is more humble
- She is a better dancer
- She is prettier
- She has better hair
- Pussycat Dolls > Destiny's Child
- She is more relevant in the UK
- She doesn't have a song better than Poison
- Don't Cha obliterates every DC song made
- When I Grow Up is more remembered than any DC song
- Nicole's father didn't buy her a career
- Nicole isn't married to a violent camel
- Nicole's family members are civilised and keep their private lives away from elevators and cameras
- Nicole speaks with more refinement and class
- Nicole is classier than Beyst
- Nicole doesn't exploit her personal life and children for money
- Nicole acknowledges the Pussycat Dolls and doesn't try to deny her history with them
- Nicole doesn't need a surrogate mother
- The Killer Love era is more remembered than any Bayonse era here in the UK
- Nicole has better shampoo and hair adverts than Beyst
- She doesn't have to lighten her skin for makeup adverts
- She is a better singer than Beyst
- She has given so many people careers on the X-Factor and changed their lives whilst Beyst kills people
- She is adored in the UK by everyone whilst only chavs and idiots like Beyst
- Nicole is aging better
- Nicole is not a money hungry prostitute
- Nicole is not a satanist
- Nicole is a very strong Christian whilst Beyst kills anyone she sees as a threat to her as a sacrifice to Satan
- Nicole has promised that she will never sell her soul to the devil for a Grammy whilst Beyst would sell her soul to the Devil for a dollar
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To add:
-Can actually get hit singles
- Breath doesn't smell like cancer
- Not banned from the Pyramids
- Not cheating with bodyguard
- Not having to attend marriage counselling
- The most exciting thing about her isn't her hair
- Doesn't attack other women or belittle them
- Is a beloved TV host, actress, singer, model, artist and currently a farmer (
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...t-live-3854246)
- Writes her own music
- Not a prostitute
- Releases songs that everyone can enjoy and listen to without losing brain or T Cells
- Doesn't eat a camels cake like Anna Mae
- Puts her music at the forefront instead of her personal life
- Isn't built like She Hulk