This season has 15 new cast members. See if you can spot them.
*At Hiroshima Tower*
Narrator:Citranic is still trying to conquer, but what she doesn't know, is that Mike has recruited some new followers. Here are the 15 new cast members.
Yugi-moto
Joey Wheeler
Taya
Tristan
Seto-Kaiba
Rex Raptor
Weevil Underwood
Mai Valentine
Bandit Keith
Mokuba
Maximilian Pegasus
Bakura
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Charmbracelet (Tina)
KrazyKrazyKyle (Kyle)
Dana (Big Brother 4)
EPISODE 1:Heart Of The Cards
Me:Ken, are you sure this is where Citranic is hiding?
Slipknot242:Yes, I'm sure. I've known this person long enough to watch her every move.
Me:You really have a grudge towards her, don't you?
Slipknot242:I don't care if you like Ashanti, but I can't stand Citra dissing you like that. Please, Barney and Teletubbies are for
babies and you aren't one.
Me:For the first time, I agree with you.
Lissa:There's no need to give up, but I see someone up there. Let's go find out.
Me:Right. Let's go.
*Bus ride to Hiroshima Tower*
Abby:So, who are you guys?
Tina:My name is Tina A.K.A. Charmbracelet from ATRL. Mike's my hunk.
Abby:A Mike fan eh?
Kyle:I'm Kyle A.K.A. KrazyKrazyKyle from ATRL. Mike's my friend.
Abby:Another Mike fan, cool.
Dana:I'm Dana, I was evicted on Big Brother 4.
Abby:Not a Mike fan, thank goodness.
Tina:What?
Dana:I had a feeling you say that Abby. But I never even heard of you.
Abby:Well, let me begin.....
*Hiroshima passageway*
Mandy
on't be nervous, this is the only way to get to that tower.
Yugi:Uh, I'm not afraid....but I am nervous.
J.Lo:You're weird.
Mandy:Let's get going.
Yugi:I gave this Mike kid a deck to battle with. He'll need it to defeat Citranic.
Mandy:Really? What's Yu-gi-oh anyway?
Yugi:Well, I'll show you.
*Road to Hiroshima Tower*
Abby:And that's that.
Tina:You left MTV?
Abby:Yes.
Tina:How come La La didn't ask you that?
Abby:Would she speak to me ever again if I said that?
Tina:Uh, yes?
Dana:Tina, I like your attitude.
Kyle:So, you and La La are best friends? Yippee, more problems! LOL
*Hiroshima Tower Entrance*
Me:Who's this?
Slipknot242:That's my girlfriend Kelly Jacobs.
Me:And what's she asking for?
Slipknot242:Mike, she's challenging you to a duel.
Me:Sword duel? Easy!
Slipknot242:No. From what I heard, Pegasus says that you must do a card duel.
Me:WTF? I'm no good at that!
Slipknot242:Mike, I have something to say. You actually helped me in the past, and now I will do the same for you.
Lissa:Me too!
Me:Ok. Then let's go.
YU-GI-OH DUEL #1:MICHAEL SANTI V.S. KELLY JACOBS
Me:Kelly, I'm gonna kick you to the curb!
Kelly J:You wish! HA HA HA
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Me:18/M/CT
Kelly J:21/F/OH
BEGIN! Note:Most of the cards mentioned are not actual yu-gi-oh cards. Dark Magician is one, Bullhead isn't.
Me:So, explain to me how it works Kelly.
Kelly J:Ok, but you will lose. First, you draw 5 cards.
Me:Got it.
Kelly J:Next, you take your turn. Play down any monsters and magic cards. According to the rules, the one who goes first can't attack first.
Me:Ok, I play a monster face down. You go.
Kelly J:Good. Now, I play. And I play Tortured Hawk(1200/1500) in attack mode. Now attack with heavy metal balls.
*swoosh*
Me:Not so fast!
Kelly J:Huh?
Me:You attacked my Silver Golem(400/3000). Now what?
Kelly J:Let me explain. Both cards stay alive. I suffer 1800 LP because my attacker(1200) attacked your defender(3000). I now have 2200 LP left.
Me:What happens if someone gets 0?
Kelly J:Easy, the other player wins. Now go.
Me:Ok. I play Summoned Skull in Attack mode(2500/1200). Now, I attack your hawk. Skull, use lightning strike.
*pow*
Kelly J:Good play! I'm down to 900.
Me:I use Himotama, which from what I heard does 500 damage.
SCORE:Mike - 4000 / Kelly - 400
Slipknot242:Go Mike!
Lissa:You can do it!
*At Hiroshima Tower*
Tina:Mike!
Me:It's Tina.
Tina:Win for me honey!
Me:Ok, I'm gonna win. Kelly J, you're gone next turn. Go!
Kelly J:Frick! I don't even have a monster more than 1000 attack. I play this magic card, Spellbinder. This deducts all of your monsters stats in half. But it won't help me, now go.
Me:Ok. Golem, attack with silver punch. -200. Skull, use lightning strike. -1250.
WINNER:Mike
Tina:My boy won!
Slipknot242:A great win Mike.
Lissa:I knew you could do it.
Me:Thanks, and I couldn't have done it without....you Kelly.
Kelly J:Huh?
Me:Great match. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have the confidence in myself. Thank you.
Kelly J:Uh, anytime Mike. BTW Ken, you owe me.
Slipknot242:For what? If you think I broke your stereo, forget it.
Kelly J:WTF are you talking about?
Kyle:You two are weird.
Dana:True.
*Top of Hiroshima Tower*
Pegasus:So Citranic, you lose.
Citranic:That little ****ty boy beat an expert! He cheated.
Pegasus:Give me a break Citranic. You suck, and you know it.
Citranic:I have an idea. Goldstein, take care of him.
Goldstein:I'm on it. I will not lose.
Citranic:You better not! And beam up Kelly J. I wanna execute her.
Goldstein:Got it!
*teleports*
*Hiroshima Tower Entrance*
Me:Let's go in.
*voice-Not so fast bitch!*
Me:Who said that?
*voice-ME! Goldstein*
Me:Show yourself!
Goldstein:This good for you? Now lose.
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT EPISODE
