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Discussion: Most Embarrassing Moment In Your Life
Member Since: 11/16/2011
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Originally posted by iggie45
I'm going to post another embarrassing thing that happened to me. I went clubbing with some friends and we started table dancing. It got really erotic. It was 4 of us on that table. We were juking and one of my friends lost her balance. That bitch made all of us lose our balance. We fell on the sofa. Praise the Lord it wasn't the floor!  |
Let me just point out your age... 
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Date of Birth
December 21, 1994 (17)
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Where you live and why does it sound much more exciting than anywhere else?
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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Originally posted by ImARudeBoy
Let me just point out your age...
Where you live and why does it sound much more exciting than anywhere else? |
I live in Chicago. Well, at 17 I can enter clubs with just my ID. When I turn 18 I can get into all of the clubs.
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Member Since: 12/25/2011
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Originally posted by Angelus
when i was 15 the boy next door stole my panties and told his friends we slept together. 
that;s the reason i dont wear panties anymore. |
anyway my mom caught me dancing when I was 13
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Member Since: 3/23/2012
Posts: 1,775
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Y'all got me laughing like a lunatic 
here's a story that i remember
two years ago, 8th grade, one of the teachers was mad @ the kid behind me in class, he came up to him and he was screaming at him ! he was literally pissed off and i wasn't focusing, but then he screamed again and then i looked at the teacher and i thought he was talking to me! he kept saying **** to the kid behind me and i was about to **** in my pants because i thought he was talking to me
and then he said "I'M DONE WITH YOU! I'M GONNA TALK TO THE PRINCIPLE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS, I NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS SCHOOL!!"
and then i said "i'm sorry" in a really, really scared voice 
and then the whole class stared at me and started laughing, INCLUDING the teacher
i was so embarrassed omg
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
Posts: 25,520
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Originally posted by Slayrus
Y'all got me laughing like a lunatic
here's a story that i remember
two years ago, 8th grade, one of the teachers was mad @ the kid behind me in class, he came up to him and he was screaming at him ! he was literally pissed off and i wasn't focusing, but then he screamed again and then i looked at the teacher and i thought he was talking to me! he kept saying **** to the kid behind me and i was about to **** in my pants because i thought he was talking to me
and then he said "I'M DONE WITH YOU! I'M GONNA TALK TO THE PRINCIPLE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS, I NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS SCHOOL!!"
and then i said "i'm sorry" in a really, really scared voice
and then the whole class stared at me and started laughing, INCLUDING the teacher
i was so embarrassed omg |
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Member Since: 11/23/2010
Posts: 623
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Originally posted by jagger88788
Straight crushes in themselves are probably the most embarrassing thing ever.
Especially when he says awkward things as a joke like "My asshole is open, come on in" and you get horny in the middle of class
Or when he asked me why I was staring at his ass and I said cause his pants were really cool :toofunny: |
noooooo HAHAH
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Member Since: 11/23/2010
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Tears are running down my face, I've read EVERYTHING hahaah :to funny:
Lemme think about my embarrassing moments
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Member Since: 11/15/2011
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well back when i was in 7th grade there was this song piece that we had to memorize for music class,and the only copy that was available was with my friend(he was 1 seat apart from me to the right) so my dumbass self stretched all the way up just to get it, because of overstretching, i farted like REALLY LOUD. and there was like silence for about 3 seconds, before my crush  exclaimed OMG HE ****ING FARTED and i was like a red embarrassed dumbass, i didnt talk to anyone after that class and didnt go to school the day after
and another is that when it was early in the school year, and it was also my first year in college, so i almost didnt know anyone and my accounting class was in the evening so i was really tired by the time that class starts,so this girl who like, forgot her book asked if she could share with me, i was like ok.. and in the middle of the discussion i yawned, but not really that loud, but then i saw my saliva all over the book and the girl was like, OMG EW WHAT'S THAT?! and i was like OMG but we just cackled and laughed hard, and encounters after that we just laugh because of that incident but after that we became really good friends 
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Member Since: 5/9/2011
Posts: 1,384
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Originally posted by Rihanna_88
This happened 3 days ago.
I had an interview with a university and it all went well and the lady at the end said "lovely to me you" and with such confidence I said "I love you" I put my hand over my mouth in shock than said "sorry I meant lovely to meet you to" she laughed and I left, it was so f**king embarrassing.
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I laughed so much reading this 
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Member Since: 10/12/2010
Posts: 17,351
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Originally posted by Giacobbe
- I was at a wedding a few months back with my boyfriend and at the reception I had already had a few drinks so I was feeling pretty loose and happy. I thought I saw him standing at the bar, so I walked over behind him and grabbed his dick as a joke... It wasn't him... It was a random stranger I've never met |
Nooooooooooo
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Originally posted by iggie45
I'm going to post another embarrassing thing that happened to me. I went clubbing with some friends and we started table dancing. It got really erotic. It was 4 of us on that table. We were juking and one of my friends lost her balance. That bitch made all of us lose our balance. We fell on the sofa. Praise the Lord it wasn't the floor! |
Iggie, iggie, iggie... it's not nice to lie 
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Originally posted by Slayrus
Y'all got me laughing like a lunatic
here's a story that i remember
two years ago, 8th grade, one of the teachers was mad @ the kid behind me in class, he came up to him and he was screaming at him ! he was literally pissed off and i wasn't focusing, but then he screamed again and then i looked at the teacher and i thought he was talking to me! he kept saying **** to the kid behind me and i was about to **** in my pants because i thought he was talking to me
and then he said "I'M DONE WITH YOU! I'M GONNA TALK TO THE PRINCIPLE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS, I NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS SCHOOL!!"
and then i said "i'm sorry" in a really, really scared voice
and then the whole class stared at me and started laughing, INCLUDING the teacher
i was so embarrassed omg |
my favourite story 
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Member Since: 5/9/2011
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Originally posted by gagakyle
-This was RECENT. Ok I am out of college so I'm not like 8...I had to get a drug test for a new job, so I drank a lot of water since they make you pee. After the test I was driving and realized I really had to pee again, so I stopped at a Wal-Mart to pee, and omg I was in the restroom and undoing my belt and I just couldn't hold it any longer. I didn't totally wet myself, but I went into the stall, took off my boxerbriefs, dried off my shorts, and ran the **** out of there with my boxer briefs on the floor for someone else to deal with. What kind of ****ing tragedy?
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Oh my god. This made me remember of when I was like in 2nd grade, we used to have swimming classes every morning, which was a pain in the ass. So this one time when the class was over, we all went in the bathrooms to change clothes. Most of us didn't like to change in front of everyone so we just waited for our turn to change in one of the 5 stalls, it was my turn and I went in with my clothes on my hands and whilst taking my clothes off I realized I hadn't taken off my underwear and now it was soaking wet; so I just had to take everything off and put on my pants with no underwear. The problem is that I didn't know what to do with the wet underwear, and the whole situation made me very nervous and uncomfortable, so I simply wanted to get rid of them instead of like hiding them and then putting them in my bag. So I decided to flush them down the toilet and quietly left the stall. What I didn't know is that my underwear wasn't as happy about being flushed down the toilet as I thought, and when one of the kids yelled that someone had left their underwear in a stall I had no idea what the **** to do with myself. I simply ignored it but probably looked very nervous. I remember that after the class they wouldn't stop talking about it and this guy in particular who was annoying as **** wanted to know who'd left them, so he went asking one by one to see if they had underwear on and when it was my turn he asked me to show him my underwear, and I was like **** off, he started laughing and saying it had been me. 
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
Posts: 11,291
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I feel all of you. Here is one of my embarrassing stories, thought I slightly remember it.
I remember I was like 5 or 6 maybe, and we were playing hide-n-seek with some kids in front of my grandparents' house in my village. I was the one looking for them, and I had found all of them except one. Then one of the kids told me that he was hiding behind a some sort of small unhinged door. I went to check, and there was a cow **** there, but I didn't see it, so I fell into it. I remember my mom came and told me off, while all the kids were laughing at me, covered in cow crap. I had a bath and went to bed asap.
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Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Originally posted by NE.
My senior year, I volunteered to be a camp chaperone for this 5th-6th grade outdoor school for the week and we had a hike up this mountain on the last day. It was SO long, and so many of the kids were falling because the path was so rocky. I told myself I was NOT going to fall and I didn't on the way up. On the way down half way there, I was walking next to one of the kids in my cabin, and I slipped on one of the rocks and straight BUSTED my ass.  And it wasn't even one of those smooth falls where you kinda catch yourselves, it was the UGLIEST fall, like I just fell flat on my back and laid there for like a minute while these 6th graders were laughing their assses off while my little buddy was trying to defend me.  |
It couldn't get any worse! Jeezz, those kids
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Originally posted by Slayrus
Y'all got me laughing like a lunatic
here's a story that i remember
two years ago, 8th grade, one of the teachers was mad @ the kid behind me in class, he came up to him and he was screaming at him ! he was literally pissed off and i wasn't focusing, but then he screamed again and then i looked at the teacher and i thought he was talking to me! he kept saying **** to the kid behind me and i was about to **** in my pants because i thought he was talking to me
and then he said "I'M DONE WITH YOU! I'M GONNA TALK TO THE PRINCIPLE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS, I NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS SCHOOL!!"
and then i said "i'm sorry" in a really, really scared voice
and then the whole class stared at me and started laughing, INCLUDING the teacher
i was so embarrassed omg |
I literally feel so bad for you right now 
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Originally posted by ImARudeBoy
This didn't happen to me, but I think this is really funny.
So in high school, we have to take 2 years of PE. We all get the same teacher per year. So our Sophomore teacher had erectile dysfunction, like really bad and he was taking role and my friend wasn't paying attention but she heard her name and turned around and raised her hand and punched his dick. |
what the ****ing heck!! 
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Originally posted by Angelus
when i was 15 the boy next door stole my panties and told his friends we slept together.
that;s the reason i dont wear panties anymore. |
Oh Jesus, that's a dirty move.
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Member Since: 6/22/2012
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So many stories about farting
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Member Since: 11/3/2011
Posts: 13,986
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Eff. This happened to me yesterday
I was studying for my midterm at the quiet study zone in the library when I accidently let out a LOUD fart, and EVERYONE turned and looked at me.
I ran out of the library so quick
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Member Since: 8/19/2011
Posts: 8,761
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Originally posted by JoshBTW
Oh my god. This made me remember of when I was like in 2nd grade, we used to have swimming classes every morning, which was a pain in the ass. So this one time when the class was over, we all went in the bathrooms to change clothes. Most of us didn't like to change in front of everyone so we just waited for our turn to change in one of the 5 stalls, it was my turn and I went in with my clothes on my hands and whilst taking my clothes off I realized I hadn't taken off my underwear and now it was soaking wet; so I just had to take everything off and put on my pants with no underwear. The problem is that I didn't know what to do with the wet underwear, and the whole situation made me very nervous and uncomfortable, so I simply wanted to get rid of them instead of like hiding them and then putting them in my bag. So I decided to flush them down the toilet and quietly left the stall. What I didn't know is that my underwear wasn't as happy about being flushed down the toilet as I thought, and when one of the kids yelled that someone had left their underwear in a stall I had no idea what the **** to do with myself. I simply ignored it but probably looked very nervous. I remember that after the class they wouldn't stop talking about it and this guy in particular who was annoying as **** wanted to know who'd left them, so he went asking one by one to see if they had underwear on and when it was my turn he asked me to show him my underwear, and I was like **** off, he started laughing and saying it had been me. |
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Member Since: 9/9/2012
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omg. I had to share another one. I was in P.E one day and we were dressing out, and while I was taking my shorts off my dick slipped out and E V E R Y B O D Y was staring at me. I didnt know until i looked down and some boy said "LOOK AT THAT." I never went back to gym again. 
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Member Since: 10/19/2011
Posts: 2,753
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Oh God,Today a package of condom felt from my bag in the middle of class, the teacher made me call my mom to talk about it Thanks God, she didn't looked for more things in my bag
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Member Since: 8/3/2012
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now I remembered, it was an evening, I HAD to dance "the edge of glory" one way or another my body needed it, I couldn't handle my feet, so I went really quickly to the living room which was kinda dark and where no one could saw me and when I finished my flawless choreo  I looked up and MY MOTHA****ING MOM WAS THERE IN THE DARKNESS WATCHING ME! I ran so ****ing quickly to my bedroom, she never said anything.....
I'm a mess, poor my mom. she will never accept my sexuality
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Member Since: 9/12/2012
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Well since embarrassing stories give you gorls life...
When I was living at my friends cause (cause poor) my sister, my friends 2 sister, my friend, and I were all playing in his living room. I can kick really high and I thought I would show off by doing a really high kick in the air...Kicked too high and fell right on my back. Hurt so much.
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