Kesha clogs the toilet, looking for plunger. Gone. “Shit,” she ****ishly stutters. She leaves the bathroom, urine-stained toilet paper hanging from her freckly asscheeks. “Ewww!” her brother whines, playing with a Goodwill dump truck.
ADELE slams her luggage on the rusted British floors of her apartment. Slamming a knife and fork in each hand, a giant bib tied around her fat neck. "URHAH! HUNGRY now!" she squirms.
Pink sits at bar, tonguing a mushy fat **** with a mushroom cut. Sports play on the TV as P!nk flexes her arm, anchor tattoo moving. Kicked out for smoking inside. She rasps, “Assholes.”