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Tournament: The 6th ATRL Hunger Games | And the winner is!?!?
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Where is the day post? Am I blind
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The 6th ATRL Hunger Games | Day 1 RESULTS
Welcome to Day #1 of The Hunger Games!
*Cameras pan across all 46 podiums*
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B'Day drops dead from Stan-itus on his podium and is taken to banland heaven.
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Everyone heads off the podium, either running into the forrest to safe location or beginning their fight for the four bags ahead. One tribute, YUNGKALIMXEL, is seen hesitant to head in to the games, now realizing volunteering was a HUGE mistake. Yung then decides to run into the opposite direction to only be electrocuted to death at the end of the game map.
Damn Africa, what happened?
Frozen in fear, Frozen, Qatari, and UFO failed to move. The Gamemakers gave them a little shock resulting in 1 injury point to each of them for not moving
Danial, Prismatic, and Hug all decide to head towards Item Bag #1.
In the run towards the bag, Danial trips on what looks like a thing of fruitcake, making him fall face first into the ground. Over the arena intercom you hear Demi Lovato laughing and saying 'nice try fatty.'
Approaching the bag, Prismatic is the first to grab it, but Hug isn't going down, unless you are an attractive male with a twin, without a fight so he grabs a hold of the bag as well. Prismatic channels his prismatic powers in an attempt to blind Hug with the colors of a prism. To his dismay, Hug isn't blinded, but lets go of the bag to do his infamous rainbow gay dance of love. Prismatic, confused and maybe disgusted, hits Hug upside the head with the bag and then runs into the forest.
PRISMATIC WINS BAG #1 [Shotgun, Trap, Medical Kit, and Time Bomb]
Danial & Hugamari receive 1 injury point.
It was a 6 way tie for item bag #2 with Dylobs, Luke, Bud, Mariah, Prince, and Rated G all vying for that bag.
In the midst of the run, Prince started shouting that he is going to kill anyone who hadn't bought a copy of Adele's newest album 25. After his declaration, he started singing Adele's smash hit "Hello", in which annoyed Mariah. Mariah made a snarky comment that Mariah Carey is a better singer than Adele causing Prince to become furious and attacking Mariah's Placenta to the ground.
Dylobs and Luke lost their eyes on the prize when watching the trees fly past them in which prompted them to remember they haven't played Katy's H&M Christmas commercial for the 5,000 time. This realization caused them to collide into a tree and sugarplums began dancing in their heads.
Rated G, ahead of Bud for the bag, happened to see Dylobs and Luke's collision with a tree and laughed at the Katy stans. In that quick second Bud had beaten RatedG in the face, snatched the item bag, and ran off into the woods.
BUDBUD WINS BAG #2 [Dagger, Camouflage, Steroids, and Nightlock]
Dylobs, Luke, Mariah, Prince, and Rated G receive 1 injury point
Jpow, Devon, Achilles, Bitchcraft, and Urban all head towards item bag #3.
Urban realized he had the power of sex on his side through the use of Nyle DiMarco, so in the run, he turns around to flash his hairy abs that made the other four stop in their tracks. Dismayed by his beauty, they faint and fall down. Urban buttons back up his shirt, grabs the bag, and heads into the woods. *insert some sign language here*
URBAN WINS BAG #3 [Hatchet, Shield, Hallucination Powder, and Grenade]
Jpow, Devon, Achilles, and Bitchcraft receive 1 injury point
Sam, Nikolai, Genetic, borntodie, and Legend E all head towards the last bag.
Nikolai and Legend E fall behind in the run, running out of breath. In the air you can hear Demi trying to make another fat joke, but she's a fan of Kelly and you don't piss off a pregnant woman. In the end they both faint from exhaustion.
Sam, Genetic, and born to die each reach the last bag and are having a three way, stay with me ATRLers and keep reading, tug of war on the bag. Borntodie slips off the bag and she goes rolling down the hill, but still keeping her spirits up as she rolls.
Genetic tries to make Sam laugh with his sense of humor, but Sam decides to kick genetic where it hurts... with a report on a post of his that gets warned and he's one step closer to banland. Sam retrieves the bag while Genetic lays hunched over, and goes running off to safety.
SAM WINS BAG #4 [Longbow, Shelter, Ointment, and a Tracker]
Nikolai, Genetic, borntodie, and Legend E receive 1 injury point
If you ran to a location, you won't be shown above.
If you won a bag, more details on the items will be posted soon in the OP
Cupid will be posted the first night information later, so take this nice breather before the games really begin.
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**** u Sam
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Prismatic
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In the run towards the bag, Danial trips on what looks like a thing of fruitcake, making him fall face first into the ground. Over the arena intercom you hear Demi Lovato laughing and saying 'nice try fatty.'
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I'm iconic so far
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YASSSS!!!
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Not Stan-itus
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Borntodie slips off the bag and she goes rolling down the hill, but still keeping her spirits up as she rolls.
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Queen Anna with the beauty and grace.
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Bags one, two, and four get such good stories, and I get that?
I demand better storytelling.
Not to mention that I am immune to hairy chests. Gross. Shave it fat.
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Originally posted by Achilles.
Bags one, two, and four get such good stories, and I get that?
I demand better storytelling.
Not to mention that I am immune to hairy chests. Gross. Shave it fat.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Achilles.
Bags one, two, and four get such good stories, and I get that?
I demand better storytelling.
Not to mention that I am immune to hairy chests. Gross. Shave it fat.
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I already made Katy, Adele, and Mariah jokes, so it seemed a little repetitive if I did that. I mean I could have had it be a final battle between you and Urban, but ultimately the true hairy man won.
The storytelling will get better though. Cupid is always better than I am.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Achilles.
Bags one, two, and four get such good stories, and I get that?
I demand better storytelling.
Not to mention that I am immune to hairy chests. Gross. Shave it fat.
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Originally posted by Matty
I already made Katy, Adele, and Mariah jokes, so it seemed a little repetitive if I did that. I mean I could have had it be a final battle between you and Urban, but ultimately the true hairy man won.
The storytelling will get better though. Cupid is always better than I am.
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I thought the story was dope king!
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That was easy.
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**** off Prismatic! But anyway, I knew bag #1 would have the least competition.
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Originally posted by Pecinta Mariah
Alliance anyone?
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Me if you want
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More info on the items have been added to the OP.
These are examples of what can come during the day feasts and the ultimate feasts, with more to possibly be added as the game goes along.
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The bias on circular avatars is real
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If I die, can my cannon noise be a snippet of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow"?
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